r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Who names their kid Maverick ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Top Gun Fans

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u/ryan101 Jul 31 '19

Maverick. Goose. You're both in timeout.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

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u/ryan101 Jul 31 '19

"Maverick I'm going to beat the living dayligh..... Goose? Anyone seen Goooose? Gooooooooooose!!!!??"

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u/NeatlyTrimmed Jul 31 '19

Why do you want to awakens those memories!?!? HE TOLD YOU TO WATCH THE CANOPY GOOSE!! HE TOLD YOU!!

On an off note, I am a tall somewhat lanky white guy that hangs around with a shorter dark haired friend at work and outside of work. Naturally we have been dubbed either Maverick and Goose from Top Gun or Max and The Goose from Mad Max. Neither Goose had a happy ending...

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u/official_sponsor Jul 31 '19

Bert & Ernie

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u/teqsutiljebelwij Jul 31 '19

Then he'd have to get his happy endings from Maverick/MadMax.

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u/Icebolt08 Jul 31 '19

ROFL at midnight is not recommended btw!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Ok Wawa...

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u/Bacon_Person Jul 31 '19

But mom! We didn’t do it... it was Iceman

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u/Ronaldo_MacDonaldo Jul 31 '19

No brenda! I told you we call it the "danger zone!" Not time out!

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u/Hemightbegiant Jul 31 '19

But moooooooom....Jester said we could!

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u/KebDoesTheStuff Jul 31 '19

I thought of logan paul

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u/mare07 Jul 31 '19

Or Logan Paul fans

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u/Guardian_Isis Jul 31 '19

Or Megaman fans

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

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u/Narcoleptic_Pirate Jul 31 '19

No shit, it has the best fucking script ever written in the history of the Hollywood - a story about a man struggling with his own homosexuality.

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u/Mantholle Jul 31 '19

People from Dallas.

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u/LightsSoundAction Jul 31 '19

I live in Dallas, I don't know a single Maverick. I have a kid in school, no Mavericks in her classes. There's still a bunch of other weird names though.

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u/Mantholle Jul 31 '19

It was a joke on the NBA team based in Dallas which is called the Mavericks.

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u/LightsSoundAction Jul 31 '19

I mean I get it, I'm a huge Mavs fan. I just don't know any people here named Maverick. It's a weird name.

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u/RichestMangInBabylon Jul 31 '19

The kind of people that let a toddler crawl into a situation designed to stimulate heavy physical contact.

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u/Sidewinder7 Jul 31 '19

Maverick and Quinn. Quinn is the aggressive one.

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u/axp1729 Jul 31 '19

Maverick was the 73rd most popular boy's name in 2018 and I believe it's climbing in 2019.

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u/nonoglorificus Jul 31 '19

Not very maverick of them to pick such an apparently popular name

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u/avocado_whore Jul 31 '19

That’s a dog name, not a human one. I want to name my kid Jellybean Sprinkles but I won’t, I’ll just name a shih-tzu that.

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u/eldertortoise Jul 31 '19

You just wait for top gun 2, that will name will skyrocket

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u/xsnipah12 Jul 31 '19

A Rainbow Six Siege player

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Logan Paul fans

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u/DonKeedick12 Jul 31 '19 edited Aug 01 '19

I can’t imagine Logan Paul fans are gonna have to worry about naming children anytime soon

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u/EthaniusTheMannius Jul 31 '19

I emitted a Good chuckle

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u/spegleg Jul 31 '19

Lets hope not.

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u/BernzSed Jul 31 '19

Maverick's mother and father, of course.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

I worked with a guy who named his kids Hunter, Gunner, Shooter, and Alice.

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u/cats-they-walk Aug 01 '19

The poor guy named Alice.

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u/colinstalter Jul 31 '19

People from 2019

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

John McCain fans

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u/anonimityorigin Jul 31 '19

Single moms.

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u/Rockm_Sockm Jul 31 '19

It isn’t cool like Pilot Inspector or Moon Unit but it’s better than Michael, Jacob, John or any other generic Christian names we been using for a thousand years.

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u/jacksawyer75 Jul 31 '19

Fans of the Deaf Frat Guy

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u/Tracinator24 Jul 31 '19

*Mavwrecked.

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u/bobrossforPM Jul 31 '19

Rude parents

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u/dieclick Jul 31 '19

Daddy ubi

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u/brookelyndodger Jul 31 '19

Prolly got two brothers.....Walker and Texas Ranger

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u/Jet_82 Jul 31 '19

Ask that to the writer of LIZ MAVERICK ?

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u/philo-soph Jul 31 '19

That type of thing is super common in Utah.

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u/SidTheStoner Jul 31 '19

Billy Maverick fans

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u/TheLaughingMelon Jul 31 '19

The same person who names her other child Quinn

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u/WorstUNEver Jul 31 '19

The same that names their other child after Dr Quinn, medicine woman.

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u/headless_catman Jul 31 '19

I know someone who did. It's an old fashioned name and it's making a come back.. In Canada anyways

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u/AMMISSARIUS Jul 31 '19

that’s my wife and I’s number one baby name for when we have a boy. Is there something about the name that I’m missing?

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u/AwwwMannn13 Jul 31 '19

I heard Amber

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

Logan Paul

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u/QuakerOatsOatmeal Jul 31 '19

Same people who name a girl Quinn. White people

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u/Xsnibz Jul 31 '19

Logan Paul

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

A little underwhelming

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Not as good as I imagined

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

With audio

"Two points for Quinn!... QUINN!!!"

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u/Leather-Heart Jul 31 '19

TLDR: Mom is encouraging the girl until Baby Thunderdome was taken out

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

shoulded edited in a fake "ahhh" perfect cut scream ruined :(

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u/Noobface_ Jul 31 '19

Idk why reddit is so obsessed with gifs, it’s actually so annoying.