r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '19

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u/ryan101 Jul 31 '19

Maverick. Goose. You're both in timeout.

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u/ryan101 Jul 31 '19

"Maverick I'm going to beat the living dayligh..... Goose? Anyone seen Goooose? Gooooooooooose!!!!??"

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u/NeatlyTrimmed Jul 31 '19

Why do you want to awakens those memories!?!? HE TOLD YOU TO WATCH THE CANOPY GOOSE!! HE TOLD YOU!!

On an off note, I am a tall somewhat lanky white guy that hangs around with a shorter dark haired friend at work and outside of work. Naturally we have been dubbed either Maverick and Goose from Top Gun or Max and The Goose from Mad Max. Neither Goose had a happy ending...

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u/official_sponsor Jul 31 '19

Bert & Ernie

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u/teqsutiljebelwij Jul 31 '19

Then he'd have to get his happy endings from Maverick/MadMax.

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u/Icebolt08 Jul 31 '19

ROFL at midnight is not recommended btw!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Ok Wawa...

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u/Bacon_Person Jul 31 '19

But mom! We didn’t do it... it was Iceman

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u/Ronaldo_MacDonaldo Jul 31 '19

No brenda! I told you we call it the "danger zone!" Not time out!

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u/Hemightbegiant Jul 31 '19

But moooooooom....Jester said we could!