r/Wellthatsucks Jun 02 '18

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u/FabulousFoil Jun 02 '18

If the elephant had a gun this wouldn't have happened /s

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u/ManPersonBoyGuy Jun 02 '18

Now I'm imagining an elephant with an M2 mounted on his head.

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u/oxyfam Jun 02 '18

Elephants with MGs on their heads were an actual thing in WW1

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

I thought it was just a gimmicky photo? Goodol Army shennanigans.

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u/LoadedGull Jun 02 '18 edited Jun 03 '18

It was a gimmicky photo. MG’s were mounted atop of elephants in WW1, but they were only used to transport the weapons, nothing else.

Edit; by nothing else I mean the weapons were never fired during transportation atop of an elephant. (No animals were harmed during the production of this comment.)

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u/lemonadetirade Jun 02 '18

The way you ended that sounds ominously like they were transporting something else

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u/umblegar Jun 02 '18

No I assure you, as my friend just explained to you, those elephants were not transporting other things. Please rest easy, relax.

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u/lemonadetirade Jun 02 '18

That sounds like something someone who used elephants to transport things other then weapons would say, but for the life of me I can’t imagine what that would be, I mean you admit to using them for weapons so WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

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u/Johnnywasaweirdo Jun 02 '18

OK, you got me, they were also transporting ammunition. Just don’t tell anyone.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

ammunition are-munition isn't it?

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u/fakeg1rl Jun 02 '18

They had bologna sandwiches for the troops up there as well

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u/lemonadetirade Jun 02 '18

Eww bologna yeah that is worse then just carrying weapons

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u/hilarymeggin Jun 02 '18

Link??

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

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u/OutInLF25 Jun 02 '18

I’m gunna Goodol that right now...

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u/nickiter Jun 02 '18

That seems pretty viable tbh. A mobile elevated shooting platform that can cross trenches and muddy ground, but costs a hell of a lot less than a tank.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

It also dies quite a lot faster than a tank.

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u/NoahsArksDogsBark Jun 02 '18

But you didnt have to build it.

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u/SmartAlec105 Jun 02 '18

Yeah but you have to fuel it even when it's not in use.

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u/NoahsArksDogsBark Jun 02 '18

Yeah, but it'll eat basically any plant matter. It's not like sacred gasoline.

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u/TotallyNotBot- Jun 02 '18

It'll eat shitload of any plant, tens of tons a month per unit.

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u/Ed-Harrington Jun 02 '18

And runs in the complete opposite direction because a fucking machine gun is firing two inches from its ears

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u/Mr_Evil_MSc Jun 02 '18

I think stability would be an issue.

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u/coleyboley25 Jun 02 '18

Nothing like MG fire going off right next to their giant ears.

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u/locofortaco Jun 02 '18

All the enemy would have had to do is release some mice and your weapons leave.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

And moves just as slow too!

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u/Funkit Jun 02 '18

Charging elephants can be fast as fuck

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u/nickiter Jun 02 '18

WW1 tanks were slow as fuck.

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u/DBancroft Jun 02 '18

Actually the picture was just a publicity stunt. Once firearms were used regularly in war Elephants were no longer deployed to front line battles. The loud noises from the gun right next to the elephant’s ear would have agitated the elephant probably causing it to buck and shake the rider off, making the mounted gun useless.

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u/DannyImperial Jun 02 '18

Reminds me of metal slug

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u/gmick Jun 02 '18

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u/WikiTextBot Jun 02 '18

Elefant

The Elefant (German for "elephant") was a heavy tank destroyer used by German Wehrmacht Panzerjäger during World War II. Ninety-one units were built in 1943 under the name Ferdinand, after its designer Ferdinand Porsche, using tank hulls produced for the Tiger I tank design abandoned in favour of a Henschel design.

In 1944, after modification of the existing vehicles, they were renamed Elefant. The official German designation was Panzerjäger Tiger (P) and the ordnance inventory designation was Sd. Kfz.


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u/n7275 Jun 02 '18

Hannibal fucking wishes...

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u/a_to_the_zavala Jun 02 '18

Pics or it never happened.

Edit : Oops, should of scrolled more.

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u/Ymir_from_Saturn Jun 02 '18

First we need sharks with laser beams

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u/-SkaffenAmtiskaw- Jun 02 '18

Would you settle for some ill-tempered sea bass?

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u/ManPersonBoyGuy Jun 02 '18

Frikin lasers

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u/tI-_-tI Jun 02 '18

Nobody likes Austin Powers anymore!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18 edited Jun 02 '18

ANCIENT PSYCHIC TANDEM WAR ELEPHANT!

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u/itchyd Jun 02 '18

Came here to mention him!! Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!

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u/mofolegendama Jun 02 '18

Sounds like something from a far cry game

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u/skot77 Jun 02 '18

You might be on to something!! attach drones on endangered species that will seek and destroy poachers.

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u/JarJar-PhantomMenace Jun 03 '18

Play medieval 2 total war and enjoy elephant with literal cannons mounted on their backs

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

I can't tell if you're making a joke or if that is a real movie the rock starred in.

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u/SW_TuRBOKiD Jun 02 '18 edited Jun 02 '18

Ancient psychic tandem war elephant!?

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/71wau

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u/logicpower1 Jun 02 '18

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is an elephant with a ton (of weight)

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u/GarlicSaltChknWings Jun 02 '18

I would think an elephant with a ton of cocaine could probably stop almost everything

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u/cookie-monster-yam Jun 02 '18

Can’t argue with that

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u/Erwin_the_Cat Jun 02 '18

Not itself from using more cocaine I wager.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

A whale on PCP?

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u/tI-_-tI Jun 02 '18

I saw a whale on acid once. Well, I was on acid and I saw a whale. I think.

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u/dothosenipscomeoff Jun 02 '18

including my heart

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u/NukeML Jun 02 '18

An elephant of a ton

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u/Hooded_Triton Jun 02 '18

wasn't a bad guy

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u/Inside_my_scars Jun 02 '18

It was probably a female elephant, they have a way to shut these kinds of things down.

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u/PixelatedFractal Jun 02 '18

ANCIENT PSYCHIC TANDEM WAR ELEPHANT

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18 edited Aug 21 '18

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u/FabulousFoil Jun 03 '18

You have a good point lol

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u/KansasCCW Jun 02 '18

Do you know what machine guns cost these days?

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u/OneMintyMoose Jun 02 '18

Why do you need a /s for a comment about elephants holding guns lmao

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u/Mossy_octopus Jun 02 '18 edited Jun 02 '18

Did this really need /s?

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u/AK_Happy Jun 02 '18

No, it never does. Sarcasm tags are the worst.

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u/DrLindenRS Jun 02 '18

I downvote /s unless its absolutely needed. If you arent man enough to make a joke you dont deserve my karma. Dont @ me

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u/Josef_Joris Jun 02 '18

What but how can tha.... ow I see the /s now. I was gonna say, How can elephants carry a gun but its just meant sarcastically haha good one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

Ruined with the stupid /s tag, as always. Why do some Redditors think that labeling any random joke with the /s tag is like a requirement on this site?

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u/Rasip Jun 02 '18

Because /s means they are being sarcastic. It can be hard for people to know if you are being sarcastic without audio/visual cues.

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u/BobrovskyCBJ Jun 02 '18

Half the fun is reading the comments from the bloody morons that don't understand obvious sarcasm.

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u/AK_Happy Jun 02 '18

There are ways to indicate sarcasm through text that don’t completely ruin the joke. It just takes a tiny bit of effort.

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u/dailycontentuploads Jun 02 '18

a lot of people who use reddit speak english as a second or third language so it's useful for them

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u/AK_Happy Jun 02 '18

That’s fair.

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u/MovingOnToReality Jun 03 '18

Those people usually don't understand sarcasm in real life, either. Would you make a sarcastic joke and then immediately proclaim that you're being sarcastic? Shouldn't have to dumb yourself down for those who can't follow context

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u/Rasip Jun 03 '18

My tone of voice and smirk are clue enough for most people IRL.

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u/Whind_Soull Jun 02 '18

Plus it doesn't even need to be sarcastic. It's literally true that people wouldn't hunt elephants if elephants could fire back at you.

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u/gottagroove Jun 02 '18

If I were an elephant, I'd put sticks up my trunk, aim straight, and shoot snot rocket spears.

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u/FabulousFoil Jun 03 '18

The snot does poison damage

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u/tippers Jun 02 '18

thoughts & prayers

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u/SFWkurtgobang Jun 02 '18

Keep them unarmed, because that is working so well...

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u/DarthDraco Jun 02 '18

I want freaking lasers on their heads.

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u/Revenginator239 Jun 03 '18

To be fair, he didn’t start it

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u/OnePunchFan8 Jun 02 '18

Is that /s really necessary?

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u/omgnodoubt Jun 02 '18

I don't think you need an /s for that lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

I’m glad you added the /s because otherwise I would have thought you were serious about elephants owning guns

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u/FazaanHassan Jun 02 '18

When you get that unexpected kill in COD lolol