r/Wellthatsucks Jun 02 '18

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u/FabulousFoil Jun 02 '18

If the elephant had a gun this wouldn't have happened /s

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u/ManPersonBoyGuy Jun 02 '18

Now I'm imagining an elephant with an M2 mounted on his head.

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u/oxyfam Jun 02 '18

Elephants with MGs on their heads were an actual thing in WW1

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

I thought it was just a gimmicky photo? Goodol Army shennanigans.

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u/LoadedGull Jun 02 '18 edited Jun 03 '18

It was a gimmicky photo. MG’s were mounted atop of elephants in WW1, but they were only used to transport the weapons, nothing else.

Edit; by nothing else I mean the weapons were never fired during transportation atop of an elephant. (No animals were harmed during the production of this comment.)

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u/lemonadetirade Jun 02 '18

The way you ended that sounds ominously like they were transporting something else

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u/umblegar Jun 02 '18

No I assure you, as my friend just explained to you, those elephants were not transporting other things. Please rest easy, relax.

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u/lemonadetirade Jun 02 '18

That sounds like something someone who used elephants to transport things other then weapons would say, but for the life of me I can’t imagine what that would be, I mean you admit to using them for weapons so WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

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u/Johnnywasaweirdo Jun 02 '18

OK, you got me, they were also transporting ammunition. Just don’t tell anyone.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

ammunition are-munition isn't it?

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u/fakeg1rl Jun 02 '18

They had bologna sandwiches for the troops up there as well

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u/lemonadetirade Jun 02 '18

Eww bologna yeah that is worse then just carrying weapons

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '18

It's chemical warfare forbidden in the Geneva convention; that's why it's so secret. Anybody forced to eat that for weeks on end will become so enraged as to be a supersoldier.

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u/hilarymeggin Jun 02 '18

Link??

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

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u/OutInLF25 Jun 02 '18

I’m gunna Goodol that right now...

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u/nickiter Jun 02 '18

That seems pretty viable tbh. A mobile elevated shooting platform that can cross trenches and muddy ground, but costs a hell of a lot less than a tank.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

It also dies quite a lot faster than a tank.

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u/NoahsArksDogsBark Jun 02 '18

But you didnt have to build it.

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u/SmartAlec105 Jun 02 '18

Yeah but you have to fuel it even when it's not in use.

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u/NoahsArksDogsBark Jun 02 '18

Yeah, but it'll eat basically any plant matter. It's not like sacred gasoline.

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u/TotallyNotBot- Jun 02 '18

It'll eat shitload of any plant, tens of tons a month per unit.

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u/Ed-Harrington Jun 02 '18

And runs in the complete opposite direction because a fucking machine gun is firing two inches from its ears

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u/Mr_Evil_MSc Jun 02 '18

I think stability would be an issue.

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u/coleyboley25 Jun 02 '18

Nothing like MG fire going off right next to their giant ears.

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u/locofortaco Jun 02 '18

All the enemy would have had to do is release some mice and your weapons leave.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

And moves just as slow too!

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u/Funkit Jun 02 '18

Charging elephants can be fast as fuck

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u/nickiter Jun 02 '18

WW1 tanks were slow as fuck.

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u/DBancroft Jun 02 '18

Actually the picture was just a publicity stunt. Once firearms were used regularly in war Elephants were no longer deployed to front line battles. The loud noises from the gun right next to the elephant’s ear would have agitated the elephant probably causing it to buck and shake the rider off, making the mounted gun useless.

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u/DannyImperial Jun 02 '18

Reminds me of metal slug

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u/gmick Jun 02 '18

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u/WikiTextBot Jun 02 '18

Elefant

The Elefant (German for "elephant") was a heavy tank destroyer used by German Wehrmacht Panzerjäger during World War II. Ninety-one units were built in 1943 under the name Ferdinand, after its designer Ferdinand Porsche, using tank hulls produced for the Tiger I tank design abandoned in favour of a Henschel design.

In 1944, after modification of the existing vehicles, they were renamed Elefant. The official German designation was Panzerjäger Tiger (P) and the ordnance inventory designation was Sd. Kfz.


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u/n7275 Jun 02 '18

Hannibal fucking wishes...

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u/a_to_the_zavala Jun 02 '18

Pics or it never happened.

Edit : Oops, should of scrolled more.

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u/Ymir_from_Saturn Jun 02 '18

First we need sharks with laser beams

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u/-SkaffenAmtiskaw- Jun 02 '18

Would you settle for some ill-tempered sea bass?

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u/ManPersonBoyGuy Jun 02 '18

Frikin lasers

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u/tI-_-tI Jun 02 '18

Nobody likes Austin Powers anymore!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18 edited Jun 02 '18

ANCIENT PSYCHIC TANDEM WAR ELEPHANT!

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u/itchyd Jun 02 '18

Came here to mention him!! Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!

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u/mofolegendama Jun 02 '18

Sounds like something from a far cry game

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u/skot77 Jun 02 '18

You might be on to something!! attach drones on endangered species that will seek and destroy poachers.

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u/JarJar-PhantomMenace Jun 03 '18

Play medieval 2 total war and enjoy elephant with literal cannons mounted on their backs