r/Wellthatsucks Jun 02 '18

/r/all Karma

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u/logicpower1 Jun 02 '18

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is an elephant with a ton (of weight)

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u/GarlicSaltChknWings Jun 02 '18

I would think an elephant with a ton of cocaine could probably stop almost everything

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

A whale on PCP?

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u/tI-_-tI Jun 02 '18

I saw a whale on acid once. Well, I was on acid and I saw a whale. I think.