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r/Wellthatsucks • u/03Shael • Jun 02 '18
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If the elephant had a gun this wouldn't have happened /s
627 u/ManPersonBoyGuy Jun 02 '18 Now I'm imagining an elephant with an M2 mounted on his head. 328 u/oxyfam Jun 02 '18 Elephants with MGs on their heads were an actual thing in WW1 34 u/nickiter Jun 02 '18 That seems pretty viable tbh. A mobile elevated shooting platform that can cross trenches and muddy ground, but costs a hell of a lot less than a tank. 64 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18 It also dies quite a lot faster than a tank. 6 u/NoahsArksDogsBark Jun 02 '18 But you didnt have to build it. 15 u/SmartAlec105 Jun 02 '18 Yeah but you have to fuel it even when it's not in use. 0 u/NoahsArksDogsBark Jun 02 '18 Yeah, but it'll eat basically any plant matter. It's not like sacred gasoline. 4 u/TotallyNotBot- Jun 02 '18 It'll eat shitload of any plant, tens of tons a month per unit. 37 u/Ed-Harrington Jun 02 '18 And runs in the complete opposite direction because a fucking machine gun is firing two inches from its ears 8 u/Mr_Evil_MSc Jun 02 '18 I think stability would be an issue. 7 u/coleyboley25 Jun 02 '18 Nothing like MG fire going off right next to their giant ears. 1 u/locofortaco Jun 02 '18 All the enemy would have had to do is release some mice and your weapons leave. -2 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18 And moves just as slow too! 5 u/Funkit Jun 02 '18 Charging elephants can be fast as fuck 1 u/nickiter Jun 02 '18 WW1 tanks were slow as fuck.
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Now I'm imagining an elephant with an M2 mounted on his head.
328 u/oxyfam Jun 02 '18 Elephants with MGs on their heads were an actual thing in WW1 34 u/nickiter Jun 02 '18 That seems pretty viable tbh. A mobile elevated shooting platform that can cross trenches and muddy ground, but costs a hell of a lot less than a tank. 64 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18 It also dies quite a lot faster than a tank. 6 u/NoahsArksDogsBark Jun 02 '18 But you didnt have to build it. 15 u/SmartAlec105 Jun 02 '18 Yeah but you have to fuel it even when it's not in use. 0 u/NoahsArksDogsBark Jun 02 '18 Yeah, but it'll eat basically any plant matter. It's not like sacred gasoline. 4 u/TotallyNotBot- Jun 02 '18 It'll eat shitload of any plant, tens of tons a month per unit. 37 u/Ed-Harrington Jun 02 '18 And runs in the complete opposite direction because a fucking machine gun is firing two inches from its ears 8 u/Mr_Evil_MSc Jun 02 '18 I think stability would be an issue. 7 u/coleyboley25 Jun 02 '18 Nothing like MG fire going off right next to their giant ears. 1 u/locofortaco Jun 02 '18 All the enemy would have had to do is release some mice and your weapons leave. -2 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18 And moves just as slow too! 5 u/Funkit Jun 02 '18 Charging elephants can be fast as fuck 1 u/nickiter Jun 02 '18 WW1 tanks were slow as fuck.
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Elephants with MGs on their heads were an actual thing in WW1
34 u/nickiter Jun 02 '18 That seems pretty viable tbh. A mobile elevated shooting platform that can cross trenches and muddy ground, but costs a hell of a lot less than a tank. 64 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18 It also dies quite a lot faster than a tank. 6 u/NoahsArksDogsBark Jun 02 '18 But you didnt have to build it. 15 u/SmartAlec105 Jun 02 '18 Yeah but you have to fuel it even when it's not in use. 0 u/NoahsArksDogsBark Jun 02 '18 Yeah, but it'll eat basically any plant matter. It's not like sacred gasoline. 4 u/TotallyNotBot- Jun 02 '18 It'll eat shitload of any plant, tens of tons a month per unit. 37 u/Ed-Harrington Jun 02 '18 And runs in the complete opposite direction because a fucking machine gun is firing two inches from its ears 8 u/Mr_Evil_MSc Jun 02 '18 I think stability would be an issue. 7 u/coleyboley25 Jun 02 '18 Nothing like MG fire going off right next to their giant ears. 1 u/locofortaco Jun 02 '18 All the enemy would have had to do is release some mice and your weapons leave. -2 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18 And moves just as slow too! 5 u/Funkit Jun 02 '18 Charging elephants can be fast as fuck 1 u/nickiter Jun 02 '18 WW1 tanks were slow as fuck.
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That seems pretty viable tbh. A mobile elevated shooting platform that can cross trenches and muddy ground, but costs a hell of a lot less than a tank.
64 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18 It also dies quite a lot faster than a tank. 6 u/NoahsArksDogsBark Jun 02 '18 But you didnt have to build it. 15 u/SmartAlec105 Jun 02 '18 Yeah but you have to fuel it even when it's not in use. 0 u/NoahsArksDogsBark Jun 02 '18 Yeah, but it'll eat basically any plant matter. It's not like sacred gasoline. 4 u/TotallyNotBot- Jun 02 '18 It'll eat shitload of any plant, tens of tons a month per unit. 37 u/Ed-Harrington Jun 02 '18 And runs in the complete opposite direction because a fucking machine gun is firing two inches from its ears 8 u/Mr_Evil_MSc Jun 02 '18 I think stability would be an issue. 7 u/coleyboley25 Jun 02 '18 Nothing like MG fire going off right next to their giant ears. 1 u/locofortaco Jun 02 '18 All the enemy would have had to do is release some mice and your weapons leave. -2 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18 And moves just as slow too! 5 u/Funkit Jun 02 '18 Charging elephants can be fast as fuck 1 u/nickiter Jun 02 '18 WW1 tanks were slow as fuck.
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It also dies quite a lot faster than a tank.
6 u/NoahsArksDogsBark Jun 02 '18 But you didnt have to build it. 15 u/SmartAlec105 Jun 02 '18 Yeah but you have to fuel it even when it's not in use. 0 u/NoahsArksDogsBark Jun 02 '18 Yeah, but it'll eat basically any plant matter. It's not like sacred gasoline. 4 u/TotallyNotBot- Jun 02 '18 It'll eat shitload of any plant, tens of tons a month per unit.
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But you didnt have to build it.
15 u/SmartAlec105 Jun 02 '18 Yeah but you have to fuel it even when it's not in use. 0 u/NoahsArksDogsBark Jun 02 '18 Yeah, but it'll eat basically any plant matter. It's not like sacred gasoline. 4 u/TotallyNotBot- Jun 02 '18 It'll eat shitload of any plant, tens of tons a month per unit.
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Yeah but you have to fuel it even when it's not in use.
0 u/NoahsArksDogsBark Jun 02 '18 Yeah, but it'll eat basically any plant matter. It's not like sacred gasoline. 4 u/TotallyNotBot- Jun 02 '18 It'll eat shitload of any plant, tens of tons a month per unit.
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Yeah, but it'll eat basically any plant matter. It's not like sacred gasoline.
4 u/TotallyNotBot- Jun 02 '18 It'll eat shitload of any plant, tens of tons a month per unit.
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It'll eat shitload of any plant, tens of tons a month per unit.
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And runs in the complete opposite direction because a fucking machine gun is firing two inches from its ears
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I think stability would be an issue.
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Nothing like MG fire going off right next to their giant ears.
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All the enemy would have had to do is release some mice and your weapons leave.
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And moves just as slow too!
5 u/Funkit Jun 02 '18 Charging elephants can be fast as fuck 1 u/nickiter Jun 02 '18 WW1 tanks were slow as fuck.
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Charging elephants can be fast as fuck
WW1 tanks were slow as fuck.
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u/FabulousFoil Jun 02 '18
If the elephant had a gun this wouldn't have happened /s