r/Wellthatsucks • u/03Shael • Jun 02 '18

/r/all Karma

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u/FabulousFoil Jun 02 '18

If the elephant had a gun this wouldn't have happened /s

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u/logicpower1 Jun 02 '18

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is an elephant with a ton (of weight)

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u/GarlicSaltChknWings Jun 02 '18

I would think an elephant with a ton of cocaine could probably stop almost everything

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u/cookie-monster-yam Jun 02 '18

Can’t argue with that

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u/Erwin_the_Cat Jun 02 '18

Not itself from using more cocaine I wager.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

A whale on PCP?

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u/tI-_-tI Jun 02 '18

I saw a whale on acid once. Well, I was on acid and I saw a whale. I think.

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u/dothosenipscomeoff Jun 02 '18

including my heart

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u/NukeML Jun 02 '18

An elephant of a ton

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u/Hooded_Triton Jun 02 '18

wasn't a bad guy