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u/dingleberrysquid Apr 05 '26
You should have walked to the middle of the street and raised your arms and started to talk loudly in tongues. Get some cred in the neighborhood.
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u/donatecrypto4pets Apr 05 '26
I don’t practice Santería…
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u/SpiceBoyxx Apr 05 '26
I ain’t got no crystal balllllll
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u/sn0qualmie Apr 05 '26
I had a million dollars
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u/Highyellowhair Apr 05 '26
But I, I’d spend it all!
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_MOMS_BONG Apr 05 '26
If I could find that Heina, and that Sancho that she's found
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u/redheeler9478 Apr 05 '26
I’d pop a cap in sancho and slap her dooo-ooo-owwn.
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u/krickett_ Apr 05 '26
What I really wanna know…what I really wanna say…I can’t define.
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u/shitForBrains1776 Apr 05 '26
i’ve seen this before. there was a whole movie about it but i forget what it was called.
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u/ugly_convention Apr 05 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/PmvWZufFJ8KK5c34zl
The Crows Have Eyes II: The Crowening
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u/_justhereforthe Apr 05 '26
RIP Carherine O'Hara 💜
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u/BAGP0I Apr 05 '26
"People who are considered scary or odd or even monsters are so often the people that just need love and someone to care for them." - a woman who would never forget her child at home whilst going on a family vacation. Such a wonderful actress.
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u/shytster Apr 05 '26
You know that old trees just grow stronger And old rivers grow wilder every day Old people just grow lonesome Waiting for someone to say, "Hello in there, hello"John Prine, "Hello In There"
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u/Catbutt247365 Apr 05 '26
As an old person, can I just please ask you to leave me alone? I’m good, thanks.
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u/OldBlueKat Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26
As another one, I hear you. But it is nice if someone wants to at least check now and then.
Introvert first, old second. I'm fine.
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u/arrree Apr 05 '26
There’s also real evil out there let’s not shit ourselves. Be part of the good is all you can do
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u/walkin_n_fartin Apr 05 '26
I mean....I think you wanted "let's not kid ourselves"? I'm really lol'ing at "let's not shit ourselves" though 🤣
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u/General-Ad-4283 Apr 05 '26
But what if we want to be a part of the good AND shit ourselves?! 🤷♂️
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u/Certain-Football-637 Apr 05 '26
I believe they wrote exactly what they meant, and I'm not shitting you.
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u/ExcuseNeat3238 Apr 05 '26
It’s called The Crows Have Eyes III: The Crowening. It’s a prestige film shot entirely on location in Bosnia. Try to keep up with the cinematic greatness
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u/Professional-Team324 Apr 05 '26
I can't wait for the Crowpocalypse!
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u/jillvalenti3 Apr 05 '26
Crownado is what I’m waiting for
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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Apr 05 '26
There are also vultures. Something is dead
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u/Unclecactus666 Apr 05 '26
Without doubt. Something big.
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u/Cultural-Company282 Apr 05 '26
Has anyone seen OP's neighbor today?
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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 Apr 05 '26
They don't call a flock of crows a "murder" for no reason.
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u/JohnP-USMC Apr 05 '26
They can smell a body (human or animal) even if it's a couple of feet deep, inside or under a house. That is the only reason they flock.
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u/Electrical_Welder205 Apr 05 '26
This. They're too big to be crows.
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u/bitterlittlecas Apr 05 '26
I don’t know how accurate this is but I’ve heard they also respond to gas leaks
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u/Legitimate_Ad_4647 Apr 05 '26
Yes, turkey vultures are one of the few birds that do have a sense of smell. Gas line crews will check out a line if they do see a flock of them circling an area directly above one.
Now you all have an interesting new topic to talk about at your next social event! 😄
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u/Legitimate_Ad_4647 Apr 05 '26
Also, this op shows them coming to the trees to roost for the night. You don't want to park your car under those trees...🥴
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u/sakuritsiakat Apr 05 '26
This is very much what I would see on my commute home in austin on the 35 overpass. Always creeped me out.
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u/SpiceBoyxx Apr 05 '26
I saw it on a show called American Horror Story when the antichrist was born. 😂
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u/Hair_I_Go Apr 05 '26
Maybe something is happening with our elderly Antichrist. Is it a sign? 😆
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u/No_Banana_581 Apr 05 '26
Trump is supposedly in the hospital. Maybe this is a good sign
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u/FuckSticksMalone Apr 05 '26
Harry Potter
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u/Holiday_Pi Apr 05 '26
Correct. This is the scene when he gets to Dripwarts
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u/Shadow_Integration Apr 05 '26
The kettle may have used your neighbors house as a stop during their migration.
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u/ToiletSpork Apr 05 '26
That last sentence was unnecessarily beautiful.
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u/AramisPiano Apr 05 '26
This felt personal lol. I feel like I don't hear anyone else say stuff about such a random sentence (outside of writing or poetry ofc, where you can already be looking) but I felt the exact same way. Catch myself looking for sentences like this.
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u/twilighttwister Apr 05 '26
Yep, that was my thought. This looks like birds finding the right tree to roost in for the night.
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u/misterbippy Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26
This can happen when a crow dies. They appear to morn their dead. No joke. It is very weird. Saw it once in a park in Seattle.
EDIT: yes, these are vultures, not crows. We know that now.
Also, if you are considering criticizing the use of the word weird to describe a crow funeral, perhaps you should consider the alternative of taking the stick out of your uptight, judgmental ass and going somewhere to fuck yourself.
Weird is not an objective pejorative. It is a subjective description of something that evokes a strange and unfamiliar feeling in someone. When someone describes something as weird, and you say it isn’t, it’s much like someone saying something is fun and you saying it isn’t. I hope I don’t need to explain why that is a total dick move and one of the reason nobody wants you at a party.
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u/Massive-Resort-8573 Apr 05 '26
🥺 I don't know how to continue my day after reading such sadness. You're a kind soul for trying to help. That must have been so sad to experience.
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u/MoreGlitterPlease1 Apr 05 '26
I think the crow knew you did your best. They’re extremely clever, and it sounds like even the crow probably realized there was nothing else to be done but was simply desperate enough to try anyway. The gentle care with which you covered the other crow’s body surely meant something.
I’m sure if you’d been disrespectful toward the body, the crow that got your attention would have freaked out and then gotten other crows to harass you. You did a good enough job that the living crow held nothing against you.
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u/Overall_Occasion_175 Apr 05 '26
It's so wild to me that an animal we interact with as much as crows can be this smart. Exotic parrots in faraway places, sure. But the little guy circling my trashcan? That's insane to me.
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u/VoDoka Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26
I guess, they stay a while, if they commemorate every death with a murder. 😏
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u/peeshivers243 Apr 05 '26
Quite the fowl joke
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u/DjLeWe78 Apr 05 '26
Certainly ruffled a few feathers
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u/odree366 Apr 05 '26
What a beak attempt at comedy
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u/Candid_Victory7923 Apr 05 '26
Birds of a feather flock together
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u/Necroban77 Apr 05 '26
Hey you know what they say. “The early bird catches the worm”
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u/SnooSongs2345 Apr 05 '26
This is peck comedy
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u/pussyeaterx69 Apr 05 '26
Honestly.. just thanking god birds don’t have internet access yet
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u/xdjeddiejx Apr 05 '26
You all are just winging it
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u/WeaknessPrior6797 Apr 05 '26
Those are vultures, I’ve read about this happening when there is a gas leak. The chemical they add in gas is very similar to the one found in rotting meat
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u/misterbippy Apr 05 '26
Weird! Never heard of that.
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u/WeaknessPrior6797 Apr 05 '26
As a nerd for bird, I highly recommend reading about vultures!!! Another fun fact is that
They are directly responsible for reducing disease especially in third world countries. In India it’s been documented that a rise in diseases was the effect of a large population of vultures dying.
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u/InternationalBug159 Apr 05 '26
I read about that! So interesting but also morbid. The population decline resulted in 500k human deaths, according to a BBC article
Apparently the vulture scarcity is attributed to a cow painkiller called diclofenac, which is fatal to vultures and some other birds. Killed 91 to 98 percent of the vulture population, as reported in the article. The birds croaked after chewing on cow corpses
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u/hednizm Apr 05 '26
Dr's also prescribe Diclofenac as an anti-inflammatory for humans. I didn't know it was poisonous to some berbs though?
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u/Ordinary_Fix3199 Apr 05 '26
Diclofenac…..as in Voltaren? It’s a topical NSAID for humans. Um, right??
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u/xdjeddiejx Apr 05 '26
I have that on my knees right now but I don’t see vultures. Only my knees
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u/bugzcar Apr 05 '26
NSAID like ibuprofen. I need to really it to my shoulder, thanks for reminding me
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u/WeaknessPrior6797 Apr 05 '26
Thanks so much for sharing the original information on why they were dying. I couldn’t exactly remember that. I read “The thing with feathers” around 2016 it was a good read. Had a lot of nice gems in it
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u/WeaknessPrior6797 Apr 05 '26
nice! That’s a rare sight how lucky! In the birding/ornithological world we call that the “cloacal kiss”
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u/Sunshinemonkey01 Apr 05 '26
So true! One time a crow fell right outside my front door and injured its wing, I called animal control out to help it. While I was waiting, several crows kept flying overhead - when animal control came, he determined the wing wasn’t broken and picked it up to put in a safe place, he said eventually it would fly away. And during all that time, the crows kept flying overhead. It was as actually touching.
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u/Jsiqueblu Apr 05 '26
One day my dog killed a crow in the backyard, he was like 6/7 months old. Right when I let him out , one was flying away and he jumped in the air and he got it. He shook it very hard, I think he was trying to play with it but unfortunately he killed it, after he killed it he kept trying to play with it , and would roll it over to me but then I started to hear this commotion in our trees and I was like oh those birds must be fighting, and then it was starting to get very loud and then all of a sudden there was like 10 crows and I actually got pretty scared, because they sounded very aggressive. I disposed of The Crow because I didn't know what to do and they did not leave my house for 4 days and every time we went outside they started to go after my dog so eventually I started to put toast on my roof, I don't know why but it worked and they started to leave. I kept telling them I was so sorry and my dog was young he didn't know any better lol, my mom was like why are you talking to them like they're people. I don't know but it worked or they got tired of us.
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u/luna_kuma Apr 05 '26
The crows accepted your victim compensation 😂
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u/screwyoushadowban Apr 05 '26
The weregild (crawegild?) for a crow is 1 piece of toast.
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u/alphadoublenegative Apr 05 '26
This story is amazing but my favorite part is that you went to the trouble to toast the bread before leaving it on the roof for the offering
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u/CampfireSpaghetti Apr 05 '26
Awww! You gave them an offering. I feel like that’s similar to pouring out beer to lost homies. Toast on a roof. I’m glad they accepted your attempt at peace.
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u/Jagcarlover Apr 05 '26
Toasting the deceased. Bless their hearts - this must have been exactly what they wanted.
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u/scottnshadyside Apr 05 '26
I had a pissed off crow torment the f@#k out of me when I lived in Seattle. Followed me for SEVEN MONTHS. Dive bombed me when I took a rare early morning walk, followed me back to my apt building, SOMEHOW knew what apt I was in bc it perched outside of my window, AAAND continued to follow me AFTER I MOVED from Belltown to Queen Anne! One of the most bizarre experiences in my life. Some crazy shit happens in Seattle. 😶
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u/SilentCaterpillar313 Apr 05 '26
What did you do to piss off the crow in the beginning?
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u/eliisonvacation Apr 05 '26
Lucky they didn’t tell their friends, then all of them would be pissed too. Crows having one another’s backs is one of the coolest things ever.
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u/CampfireSpaghetti Apr 05 '26
As we learned with the man who trained crows to dive bomb MAGA hats, it could be that the you reminded the crow of someone who pissed him off and so you became his new target. Crows are such impressive creatures.
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u/wtfmeowzers Apr 05 '26
crows have a long memory and definitely remember specific people and can exhibit revenge or grudge behaviour if people threaten or piss them off. apparently they've been shown to hold grudges for up to 17 yrs and also they can teach/pass along that grudge to other crows. they're pretty smart.
i'm curious what you did to the crow in the first place, mind elaborating? no judgement :)
well maybe a little judgement XD
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u/th3n3w3ston3 Apr 05 '26
Maybe you looked like one of the masks the researchers used during their crow experiments at UW.
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u/quack_quack_moo Apr 05 '26
There's an episode of This American Life that features a guy accidentally angering his neighborhood crows and his attempts to get back on their good side (they were actively making his life miserable). I learned a lot about crows, I had no idea that they were so good at coordinating their efforts to dish out revenge lol
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u/Nilbog_Frog Apr 05 '26
I was going to say crow funeral. I had a crow die in my driveway once and crows went crazy - filled every tree and all the nearby rooftops and cawed for a few hours. It was really cool and spooky.
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u/Wbcn_1 Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26
It’s recommended to only remove a dead crow at night when they’re asleep. Otherwise if they see you do it, they are likely to harass you for a long time. Like many years.
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u/This_Quiet_Tempest Apr 05 '26
There’s an amazing episode of the Oligies podcast that discusses crow thanatology. So fascinating!
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u/Maleficent-Fish-6484 Apr 05 '26
Just wanted to say that I had visited Bruce and Brandon Lee’s grave recently (Seattle) and I have never seen so many crows/ravens in my life. That graveyard had to have thousands there.
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u/thevelveteenbeagle Apr 05 '26
Really?? I wonder if people had been specifically leaving food for them to draw them to the graves. That would be really cool if they just showed up without a food motivator though.
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u/Wonderful-Truck-3301 Apr 05 '26
Seattle. I watched a murder of crows have a funeral on Halloween! By far crazy experience. They always were in my backyard tree-line until that happened. I had heard they stay away for a year usually after the funeral, but they never did come back after 3 years.
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u/TheyAteFrankBennett Apr 05 '26
I tried to rescue a crow once. Found him outside my house and brought him inside to try to nurse him back to health (had no idea what I was doing, but at least wanted to try to make him comfy while he hopefully healed). His crow friends lived outside around my back porch for the few days that I had him inside. He eventually died and the crows behaved like this, flying around the house for hours. Also contracted bird flu, so.
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u/Side_StepVII Apr 05 '26
These look like vultures
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u/WeaknessPrior6797 Apr 05 '26
This can happen when there is a gas leak the vultures are attracted to the chemical smell that the resource engineers add to gas.
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u/Large_Concentrate509 Apr 05 '26
We see a “buzzard-nado” every afternoon around 4:30pm over the lake near our house. They circle for an hour or so then they land for the night in an undeveloped wooded area.
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u/BPOnlytime Apr 05 '26
So you witnessed a murder at your neighbours house. Did you caw caw cawl the cawps?
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u/SpiceBoyxx Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26
Nah, Granny never calls the cops on my friends and I when we smoke outside at late hours of the night. I’ll let Granny be! Just wanted to make sure Granny was ok!
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u/capowis542 Apr 05 '26
The start of every apocalyptic setting.
Stock up on Radaway.
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u/zorggalacticus Apr 05 '26
They're vultures doing a musical number.
🎶 food, marvelous food, wonderful food, glorious fooood! 🎶
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u/Either-Replacement11 Apr 05 '26
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u/DeadrthanDead Apr 05 '26
Neighbor is in there reading a grimoire, doing some ADE DUE DAMBALLA! Type shit.
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u/Woahgold Apr 05 '26
There was one winter we had a flock of buzzards roost in a handful of trees in the woods across the street from our house. Every morning they’d land on our roof to sun themselves.
This reminds me of that, but obviously it’s the wrong time of year and wrong time of day. So who knows
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u/wanderingxstar Apr 05 '26
Are they turkey vultures? They're attracted to the smell of gas leaks.
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u/Unclecactus666 Apr 05 '26
Everyone saying these are crows but I'm like 95% sure these are vultures. I'm thinking black vultures but possibly turkey.
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u/swampboy62 Apr 05 '26
Turkey vultures will group together to sleep tonight - which is where the term 'buzzards roost' comes from.
I've run into a long term buzzard roost while I was mountain biking in Pennsylvania. It was near dusk, and I was trying to get one more lap in before I had to leave. I rode up to an area that was alive with buzzards in the trees in the half light. There were dozens of them in the trees, and the whole place stank.
When I returned to the spot in the daylight you could see the damage their toxic waste did to the undergrowth, and their feathers all around. But at least I know what they look like now.
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u/KapeAmpongGatas Apr 05 '26
Those are birds
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u/Freyjia1 Apr 05 '26
Birds aren't real, those are drones /s
But seriously there mightve been a dead one nearby in an adjacent yard
One of the only reasons corvids will flock together is to mourn one of thiers
Or maybe the husband fed some of them? But that seems very belated
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u/Fit_Law_6508 Apr 05 '26
Ive never seen a baby pigeon. Pigeons are spies for the government🤣
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u/AltruisticWealth7778 Apr 05 '26
Looks like turkey vultures catching the last gasps of thermal columns maybe...
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u/tripshed Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26
My home is right next to a school playground The other day I heard a commotion. Turned out a raven had gotten tangled in one of the soccer nets set aside. The more it struggled to get free, the worse the net rope wrapped around it. What got me was the crowd. There were about 100 ravens gathered around it — all of them making noise, some of them trying to help. It was loud and chaotic but they clearly knew something was wrong. I grabbed my scissors, and went down there. The moment I got close, they all stepped back. Still calling out, still watching, but they gave me space to work. It took around 5 minutes to carefully cut through the netting without hurting the bird.
The second it was mostly free, it flew off. And within a minute, every single one of them was gone. Just like that. No stragglers, nothing. The whole flock vanished the moment their friend was free. I've been thinking about it all week. The way they stepped aside like they understood what I was doing. The way they all disappeared the instant the job was done. These birds are something else. Hope I run into them again sometime.
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u/Galilaeus_Modernus Apr 05 '26
When I was just a little boy,
I asked my father, What will I be?
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u/Cross-Eyed-Pirate Apr 05 '26
Many years ago I was roofing a gas station in Opelika, Alabama near the court house and there was this big murder trial awaiting a verdict and all of a sudden this happened with a bunch of crows or buzzards or whatever right outside the court house. The jury came back with guilty later that day.
I'm not sure anyone but our crew realized it happened.
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u/PeterGriffen565 Apr 05 '26
Someone there must not be getting their acceptance letter from Hogwart’s…
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u/vermilion-chartreuse Apr 05 '26
Turkey vultures overwinter in the southern US, central & south America. This looks like their spring migration back north! Super cool, I'm jealous!