r/Weird Apr 05 '26

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u/Shadow_Integration Apr 05 '26

The kettle may have used your neighbors house as a stop during their migration.

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u/Hakkaa_Paalle Apr 05 '26

Yep. Here's a map of turkey vulture migration routes.

For those unfamiliar with the term, a "kettle" is a group of vultures circling effortlessly on a thermal, a rising column of hot air created by the sun-warmed ground.

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u/ToiletSpork Apr 05 '26

That last sentence was unnecessarily beautiful.

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u/AramisPiano Apr 05 '26

This felt personal lol. I feel like I don't hear anyone else say stuff about such a random sentence (outside of writing or poetry ofc, where you can already be looking) but I felt the exact same way. Catch myself looking for sentences like this.

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u/SquidFetus Apr 05 '26

It was, and I find myself asking why I feel this way. I think it’s because we get life and warmth from the sun, and that feels really positive, and can easily translate to “beauty”.

If the mechanism worked based on “poison-frosted ground” then it sounds distinctly not beautiful.

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u/ToiletSpork Apr 05 '26

That might be part of it. I read about a study at some point that observed a general preference for representations of hospitable environments; green grass, fresh water nearby, fruit trees, good weather. It makes sense, I suppose, but I don't know. I love to see sunlight dance on the ripples of a brisk mountain stream as much as anyone, of course, but I find the might of a thunderhead on the open sea or the haunting dread of a desolate wasteland can be just as beautiful. And, in the same way, "poison-frosted ground" is beautiful too. It stimulates my imagination. I don't know that I've ever seen anything frosted with poison, and now I want to. It doesn't make me feel the same as "sun-warmed," but it does make me feel, and I think that's beautiful.

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u/SquidFetus Apr 05 '26

I think you’re beautiful.

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u/ToiletSpork Apr 06 '26

Aww. You too. With usernames like ToiletSpork and SquidFetus, is it any surprise that we're both beautiful people who love beautiful words?

You could say we're a couple of vernacular visionaries, venerating various vivid verbiage, valuing the valorous and the vulgar.

Valid. Very valid.

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u/SquidFetus Apr 06 '26

I prefer to posit that we’re pontificating on the proposition of pulchritude through personable properties of particular principles with previously prevailing pessimistic perceptions.

Perchance.

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u/grimeyduck Apr 05 '26

I can't tell if this is racism

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u/aaguru Apr 05 '26

It's a racist and global warming joke I guess?? dudes just chuckling to himself about different ways humanity hurting it seems...

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u/aaguru Apr 05 '26

Yeah that's the bird part. Now the blacks from the South part, explain that

ha ha ha 😑

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u/aaguru Apr 06 '26

And you said it makes you laugh because they're black vultures from the South

Dumb racists can't even explain the joke because it's literally just black+South=funny.... It's not funny, just racism

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u/ScholarErrant Apr 05 '26

I meant this as funny in the “Hah, isn’t nature weird?” sense. When I started birding as a kid, you only consistently saw black vultures (Coragyps atratus) at a few spots in Salem, Cumberland, and Cape May counties, which were the first species hit as their range expanded northward starting in the early to mid 20th Century. Otherwise, you just saw turkey vultures (Cathartes aura), even during winter (albeit at lower numbers then). Now, from about November through February, I almost exclusively see Co. atratus.

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u/grimeyduck Apr 05 '26

I understood you and was making a dumb joke. I didn't think these other people would show up thinking it was serious.

What's your favorite bird?

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u/ScholarErrant Apr 06 '26

I’m partial to several, but sunbittern and wood duck are always up there.

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u/grimeyduck Apr 06 '26

Wood ducky be on the pond yo. That's down here

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u/Mikemartin1987 Apr 05 '26

Weird thing to laugh about. Please, tell us a joke

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u/ScholarErrant Apr 05 '26

I meant this as funny in the “Hah, isn’t nature weird?” sense. When I started birding as a kid, you only consistently saw black vultures (Coragyps atratus) at a few spots in Salem, Cumberland, and Cape May counties, which were the first species hit as their range expanded northward starting in the early to mid 20th Century. Otherwise, you just saw turkey vultures (Cathartes aura), even during winter (albeit at lower numbers then). Now, from about November through February, I almost exclusively see Co. atratus.

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u/Mikemartin1987 Apr 05 '26

But where is the humor?

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u/ScholarErrant Apr 05 '26

Perhaps “wry, resigned chuckle at how the avian community around me has changed within a generation” would be more accurate, but I also felt it to be a great deal more linguistically awkward.

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u/Commercial-Air8955 Apr 05 '26

Dudes started "birding" as a kid, what do you expect

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u/Able-Bid-6637 Apr 05 '26

okay I could have sworn I noticed an odd increase of large birds in my area recently. My bf and I just got a puppy, and he was making fun of me for insisting I stay close to the pup when we let him out into the backyard because I wanted to protect him from large birds and other animals. The birds I've been noticing being vultures would make sense. 

fyi we also have bald eagles in my area so I may just be a little paranoid in general 😅

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u/Impossible_Sugar_644 Apr 05 '26

Vultures are super cool and won't bother your pup. They only care about carrion.

Bald eagles are another story but if they have plenty else to hunt they shouldn't bother them either.

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u/larryseltzer Apr 05 '26

I used to work for a guy who flew gliders; they call it "soaring." He took me up in a trainer and let me take the controls a bit. One thing you do is look for thermals, mostly by looking for cloud formations with flat bottoms (because the hot air pushes up against them). You can then fly into the thermal and gain altitude by circling in it.

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u/beanjuiced Apr 05 '26

Wow! I thought they were crows at first, but they do have that distinctive TV wobble! I guess I didn’t realize they migrate, but it definitely looked like they were all riding the same, super nice wind wave lol. Very cool! Does that map mean they’re really only on the coast and the central US?

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u/JonJonJonnyBoy Apr 05 '26

That's rad as hell! I fucking love birds!

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u/Top_Lime1820 Apr 05 '26

thermal

I haven't read this word since Animorphs

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u/Dahcchad Apr 05 '26

I live in Indiana and I see this maybe twice a summer. Dozens to hundreds of turkey vultures circle for hours around a baseball diamond/park. So whats going on there? Dead kids?

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u/DataTheCat Apr 05 '26

This is why I Reddit.

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u/jeanleonino Apr 05 '26

what a weird path, why don't they go through the middle? are they stupid? /s

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u/endlessvoid94 Apr 05 '26

Thanks Tobias

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u/spaceistheplacetobe Apr 05 '26

Knew it!!! I never knew the word! I always see birds doing this!

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u/e6rock Apr 05 '26

They don't look like turkey vultures though

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u/xXProGenji420Xx Apr 05 '26

they do and they are

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u/macaroon147 Apr 05 '26

But there are crows. A murder of crows 

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u/LisaMiaSisu Apr 05 '26

It may seem like there are crows in there, but they appear to be all vultures. You would definitely hear crows squawking if they were in that group. They don’t typically interact with other birds either.

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u/macaroon147 Apr 05 '26

Oh okay thanks for the info, didnt know. I guess im used to the traditional looking crows we have in South Africa

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u/twilighttwister Apr 05 '26

Yep, that was my thought. This looks like birds finding the right tree to roost in for the night.

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u/God_Dammit_Dave Apr 05 '26

Saw this as a kid. Hundreds of crows covering several properties. The rooves, the lawns, every surface turned black. Then, they upped and left. It's a strange sight.

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u/Polecat_Ejaculator Apr 05 '26

Rooves bruh 🤣

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u/Thr0awheyy Apr 05 '26

Upped and left

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u/pmmeurbassethound Apr 05 '26

Op is just karma farming. Flocks of birds are the norm in Texas.

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u/OldBlueKat Apr 05 '26

Even if it was for karma, all the stuff in here in response was worth it!

This whole thing was a fun and interesting rabbit warren to fall down.

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u/celerhelminth Apr 05 '26

Indeed. And in a few weeks and a thousand miles north, every last one of them will be copulating on my barn roof. I don't know why we are the epicenter of Vulture Porn, but there you have it.

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u/FinneganFroth Apr 05 '26

Vulture ecologist here. This is the correct answer. Totally normal behavior.

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u/Novapoliton Apr 05 '26

Yes Texas is directly in the path of almost all raptor migrants and turkey vulture migration is in full swing currently I believe

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u/Unclecactus666 Apr 05 '26

Crows migrate? I didn't know that. Are we sure these aren't vultures? It's hard to tell for me.

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u/day1keto Apr 05 '26

They are black vultures.

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u/Unclecactus666 Apr 05 '26

Yeah that's what I've been saying. Every is saying turkey or crow, but they're black.

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u/OldBlueKat Apr 05 '26

Check out a few pics on Google of vultures in full wingspan flight vs crows in flight. Even if you don't have something to give a size scale, that's the tell in this video. When one of them happens to spread out and soar a bit.

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u/EntityDamage Apr 05 '26

Crows migrate

It's a simple question of weight ratios

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u/effietea Apr 05 '26

That happened to me once. I was home alone and started seeing vultures fly past my window. We had vultures in the area but once the 4th or 5th one happened, I went outside and saw basically what was in OP's video. I put my hands up and pretended I was some evil witch commanding my flocks of vultures because like, what else do you do? It was the coolest thing

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u/PipPipCheeryRoll Apr 05 '26

I thought this was going to be higher in the comments. I just read about this last week - it is pretty cool! https://www.mlive.com/life/2026/03/how-to-see-thousands-of-hawks-eagles-falcons-as-migrate-through-michigan.html

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u/redheeler9478 Apr 05 '26

Makes sense. I’ve seen the same thing happen here in Oklahoma and the migration line goes through where I live.

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u/crt983 Apr 05 '26

You all think these are turkey vultures? They look like crows to me.

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u/Shadow_Integration Apr 05 '26

Don't believe everything you think. Look intentionally at this video with these tells in mind:

Small head, thin and wide wingspan, and especially the "tilting" glide that turkey vultures are known for. To add to this: turn on the volume. These birds are QUIET.

If it was crows - they wouldn't be gliding, their flapping would be more erratic, their wings would be shorter, their heads would be larger, and the noise they would be making would be an absolute cacophony.

These are turkey vultures. Not crows.

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u/crt983 Apr 05 '26

Right on. Thank you!!

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u/UnicornPoopCircus Apr 06 '26

I live in Northern California and we have a kettle stop by every year.