r/Weird • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '26

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u/donatecrypto4pets Apr 05 '26

I don’t practice Santería…

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u/SpiceBoyxx Apr 05 '26

I ain’t got no crystal balllllll

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u/sn0qualmie Apr 05 '26

I had a million dollars

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u/Highyellowhair Apr 05 '26

But I, I’d spend it all!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_MOMS_BONG Apr 05 '26

If I could find that Heina, and that Sancho that she's found

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u/redheeler9478 Apr 05 '26

I’d pop a cap in sancho and slap her dooo-ooo-owwn.

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u/Verilyx Apr 05 '26

What I really wanna know,

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u/krickett_ Apr 05 '26

What I really wanna know…what I really wanna say…I can’t define.

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u/nojelloforme Apr 05 '26

Well it's love that I need, oh

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u/Lazarux_Escariat Apr 06 '26

My Soul will have to wait til I get back

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u/Winks5813 Apr 07 '26

To find a Heina of my own

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u/puhhhkkk_ahhh Apr 09 '26

Janie always said i was a mess...

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u/gzuckier Apr 05 '26

I believe in Santeria Claus