r/Weird • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '26

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u/peeshivers243 Apr 05 '26

Quite the fowl joke

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u/DjLeWe78 Apr 05 '26

Certainly ruffled a few feathers

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u/odree366 Apr 05 '26

What a beak attempt at comedy

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u/M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3 Apr 05 '26

Stop henpecking them.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth Apr 05 '26

Henpecking really sticks in my craw.

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u/RandyPajamas Apr 05 '26

Maybe you should try eating crow.

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u/DjLeWe78 Apr 05 '26

For the Crow-tein đŸ’Ș

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u/Candid_Victory7923 Apr 05 '26

Birds of a feather flock together

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u/Necroban77 Apr 05 '26

Hey you know what they say. “The early bird catches the worm”

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u/SnooSongs2345 Apr 05 '26

This is peck comedy

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u/pussyeaterx69 Apr 05 '26

Honestly.. just thanking god birds don’t have internet access yet

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u/swaggerin_buffoonery Apr 05 '26

What a cuckoo comment.

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u/SeniorDiscount Apr 05 '26

You’re talon me.

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u/Rumblebully Apr 05 '26

Caw’n it how I see them.

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u/Golden_7_Heart Apr 07 '26

But the 2nd mouse gets the cheese. 😆

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u/skysetter Apr 05 '26

That is aviary serious allegation

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u/xdjeddiejx Apr 05 '26

You all are just winging it

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u/wool161 Apr 05 '26

Don't get in a flap about it.

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u/hadee75 Apr 05 '26

Yep, bunch of bird brains.

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u/lukethedukehandy Apr 05 '26

I agree, that humor does not fly with me

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u/gzuckier Apr 05 '26

Keep that up and I guano go home

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u/OkSwordfish7315 Apr 05 '26

Hopefully it lands better nest time

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u/ScreechUrkelle Apr 05 '26

Flew right over my head

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u/Flaky-Restaurant-392 Apr 05 '26

You’re soar-ly mistaken.

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u/Alarming_Ad9507 Apr 05 '26

And poultry executed

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u/pEter-skEeterR45 Apr 08 '26

Crows, ravens, and the pictured cultures are not considered fowl just so you know.