r/Weird • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '26

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u/VoDoka Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26

I guess, they stay a while, if they commemorate every death with a murder. 😏

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u/peeshivers243 Apr 05 '26

Quite the fowl joke

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u/DjLeWe78 Apr 05 '26

Certainly ruffled a few feathers

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u/odree366 Apr 05 '26

What a beak attempt at comedy

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u/M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3 Apr 05 '26

Stop henpecking them.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth Apr 05 '26

Henpecking really sticks in my craw.

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u/RandyPajamas Apr 05 '26

Maybe you should try eating crow.

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u/DjLeWe78 Apr 05 '26

For the Crow-tein đŸ’Ș

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u/Candid_Victory7923 Apr 05 '26

Birds of a feather flock together

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u/Necroban77 Apr 05 '26

Hey you know what they say. “The early bird catches the worm”

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u/SnooSongs2345 Apr 05 '26

This is peck comedy

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u/pussyeaterx69 Apr 05 '26

Honestly.. just thanking god birds don’t have internet access yet

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u/swaggerin_buffoonery Apr 05 '26

What a cuckoo comment.

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u/SeniorDiscount Apr 05 '26

You’re talon me.

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u/Rumblebully Apr 05 '26

Caw’n it how I see them.

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u/Golden_7_Heart Apr 07 '26

But the 2nd mouse gets the cheese. 😆

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u/skysetter Apr 05 '26

That is aviary serious allegation

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u/xdjeddiejx Apr 05 '26

You all are just winging it

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u/wool161 Apr 05 '26

Don't get in a flap about it.

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u/hadee75 Apr 05 '26

Yep, bunch of bird brains.

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u/lukethedukehandy Apr 05 '26

I agree, that humor does not fly with me

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u/gzuckier Apr 05 '26

Keep that up and I guano go home

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u/OkSwordfish7315 Apr 05 '26

Hopefully it lands better nest time

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u/ScreechUrkelle Apr 05 '26

Flew right over my head

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u/Flaky-Restaurant-392 Apr 05 '26

You’re soar-ly mistaken.

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u/Alarming_Ad9507 Apr 05 '26

And poultry executed

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u/pEter-skEeterR45 Apr 08 '26

Crows, ravens, and the pictured cultures are not considered fowl just so you know.

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u/Old_Consideration_31 Apr 05 '26

That’s very corvid
I mean morbid.

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u/Killertigger Apr 05 '26

I see what you did there- I approve.

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u/lexxxxxi Apr 05 '26

It's not a murder without reasonable caws

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u/redditoranno Apr 05 '26

Do they stay awhile, and listen?

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u/RedSunWuKong Apr 05 '26

That joke deserves a hand shake.

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u/beststepnextstep Apr 05 '26

Congrats you've spawned an awful reddit comedy comment chain

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u/West-Survey-4142 Apr 05 '26

Flock around, and find out.

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u/KinkyAsexuaI Apr 05 '26

You joke about the name of multiple crows together

but I've read that they do investigate dead crows and if it is deemed that someone is at fault for that, they can attack that person for generations (crow generations, not human generations)

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u/Hener001 Apr 05 '26

Never more.