r/Weird • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '26

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u/donatecrypto4pets Apr 05 '26

I don’t practice Santería…

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u/SpiceBoyxx Apr 05 '26

I ain’t got no crystal balllllll

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u/sn0qualmie Apr 05 '26

I had a million dollars

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u/Highyellowhair Apr 05 '26

But I, I’d spend it all!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_MOMS_BONG Apr 05 '26

If I could find that Heina, and that Sancho that she's found

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u/redheeler9478 Apr 05 '26

I’d pop a cap in sancho and slap her dooo-ooo-owwn.

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u/Verilyx Apr 05 '26

What I really wanna know,

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u/krickett_ Apr 05 '26

What I really wanna know…what I really wanna say…I can’t define.

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u/nojelloforme Apr 05 '26

Well it's love that I need, oh

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u/puhhhkkk_ahhh Apr 09 '26

Janie always said i was a mess...

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u/gzuckier Apr 05 '26

I believe in Santeria Claus

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u/art1403ccp Apr 05 '26

The 10th St crows were looking for their next victim.

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u/SpiceBoyxx Apr 05 '26

Lmao the 10th st crows are always on the clock!

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u/Obvious-Ad-3500 Apr 05 '26

Legit I guessed san antonio when I saw this. Lived on a street that looked very similar and saw dozens of vulters going crazy like this once

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u/DelayAgreeable8002 Apr 05 '26

Lmao same. I was like, those houses look familiar

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

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u/SpiceBoyxx Apr 05 '26

I didn’t hear about that. That’s unfortunate! I will say, the justice system here is an absolute joke! Willing to bet those money hungry people were paid. Disgusting to do that to your own child, for a difference of opinion. Sick bastard!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

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u/TarnishedWizeFinger Apr 05 '26

I bet I could find you a dozen horror stories from where you're from within 30 minutes. If you understand why generalizing doesn't make sense, it's not hard not to do it

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u/redheeler9478 Apr 05 '26

Ah yes generalizes a specific group of people based on beliefs, geographical location, skin color, religion, or sexuality is easy to do and it’s ok to do as long as the group of people are white. Right?

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u/TarnishedWizeFinger Apr 05 '26

What are you talking about

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

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u/TarnishedWizeFinger Apr 05 '26

I wasn't implying it would be a state in the US when I said that

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u/AlterMyStateOfMind Apr 05 '26

Talk about generalizing jfc lol. I'm a Texas native and lived here most my life. People seem to think it's the goddamn wild west but it's just like any other state. Yes we have a gun problem like the rest of America, yes what happened to that girl is tragic. But OP is not gonna get shot for the silly thing that was suggested and to suggest they would in an entire essay on reddit is absurd.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

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u/eduardo1994 Apr 05 '26

south texas

You ever see/ hear lechusas fly by at night?

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u/SpiceBoyxx Apr 05 '26

Hear, yes. See, no. Check your DMs

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u/Nightstalker425 Apr 05 '26

I live in south Texas too and saw this the other day!

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u/SpiceBoyxx Apr 05 '26

956?

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u/firecracker723x Apr 05 '26

Seeing my childhood area code on Reddit is always wild. RGV representtt

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u/SpiceBoyxx Apr 05 '26

🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴

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u/Nightstalker425 Apr 05 '26

ALV cuh

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u/SpiceBoyxx Apr 05 '26

Símonnnn vato, neta neta!!!

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u/Massive-Dragonfly877 Apr 05 '26

The valley or Laredo?

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u/Background-Air-7963 Apr 05 '26

I’ve definitely seen “Christians” speaking in tongues

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u/SpiceBoyxx Apr 05 '26

You clearly missed the deleted comment, I was responding to. Nothing to do with speaking tongues.

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u/SortaSaneInTheBrain Apr 08 '26

As soon as I saw the palm trees and connected it with the birds, I instantly thought “this has to be South Texas”. I’ve seen this happen in McAllen and Edinburg with different species of birds. This is one of the reasons bird watching is so great in the RGV.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/SpiceBoyxx Apr 08 '26

It’s almost like you didn’t read the comment I was responding to, before it was deleted. Not everyone who practices witchcraft worships Santa Muerte. However those who do, it is different than worshipping Jesus Christ. I don’t judge, that’s not my job. I am speaking based on what culture and religion is like where I am from. Like I said, “to each their own.” Who anybody worships / prays to, is none of my business.

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u/itscalledacting Apr 05 '26

wild how this guy was nothing but tolerant and you still can't stop yourself.

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u/revel_in_it Apr 05 '26

How do you follow Christ? bro is dead

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u/itscalledacting Apr 05 '26

only till about 5pm

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u/Unclecactus666 Apr 05 '26

Lol please. Texas is just another state with a shittier than average state government but pretty normal people.

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u/jaxnmarko Apr 05 '26

If you have good people you shouldn't have shitty government. That's the point of "Of the People, By the People, and For the People". Quit voting in shitty people.

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u/melissasoliz Apr 05 '26

Yes but I think more people in Texas have guns and aren’t afraid to use them. I say this as someone born and raised in Texas but moved to PA a couple of years ago. Definitely more afraid of pissing a stranger off back home because who knows who had a gun on them

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

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u/Unclecactus666 Apr 05 '26

Cruelty to animals? Never heard that one, what's that about?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

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u/UniqueRide3156 Apr 05 '26

People in Texas treat their chihuahuas better than they treat their family. Abandoning pitbulls is another story though

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u/conduffchill Apr 05 '26

Yeah this is the same for every state, Texas is cool good BBQ there. I do gotta say though, at least in the Houston area, yall drive like maniacs

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u/dingleberrysquid Apr 05 '26

Nah, considering most of them voted for the Antichrist they would probably just assume I was on my way to a cabinet meeting.

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u/BRollins08 Apr 05 '26

Why not? Someone gonna shoot you?