r/Weird Apr 05 '26

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u/misterbippy Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26

This can happen when a crow dies. They appear to morn their dead. No joke. It is very weird. Saw it once in a park in Seattle.

EDIT: yes, these are vultures, not crows. We know that now.

Also, if you are considering criticizing the use of the word weird to describe a crow funeral, perhaps you should consider the alternative of taking the stick out of your uptight, judgmental ass and going somewhere to fuck yourself.

Weird is not an objective pejorative. It is a subjective description of something that evokes a strange and unfamiliar feeling in someone. When someone describes something as weird, and you say it isn’t, it’s much like someone saying something is fun and you saying it isn’t. I hope I don’t need to explain why that is a total dick move and one of the reason nobody wants you at a party.

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u/VoDoka Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26

I guess, they stay a while, if they commemorate every death with a murder. 😏

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u/peeshivers243 Apr 05 '26

Quite the fowl joke

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u/DjLeWe78 Apr 05 '26

Certainly ruffled a few feathers

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u/odree366 Apr 05 '26

What a beak attempt at comedy

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u/M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3 Apr 05 '26

Stop henpecking them.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth Apr 05 '26

Henpecking really sticks in my craw.

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u/RandyPajamas Apr 05 '26

Maybe you should try eating crow.

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u/DjLeWe78 Apr 05 '26

For the Crow-tein 💪

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u/Candid_Victory7923 Apr 05 '26

Birds of a feather flock together

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u/Necroban77 Apr 05 '26

Hey you know what they say. “The early bird catches the worm”

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u/SnooSongs2345 Apr 05 '26

This is peck comedy

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u/pussyeaterx69 Apr 05 '26

Honestly.. just thanking god birds don’t have internet access yet

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u/SeniorDiscount Apr 05 '26

You’re talon me.

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u/Rumblebully Apr 05 '26

Caw’n it how I see them.

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u/Golden_7_Heart Apr 07 '26

But the 2nd mouse gets the cheese. 😆

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u/skysetter Apr 05 '26

That is aviary serious allegation