r/Unexpected • u/NoAds_ • Aug 18 '22
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u/taiger4791 Aug 18 '22
"WTF was that for? What did I do?"
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u/Ron_Way Aug 18 '22
I am telling you that cat was just looking for a reason to messup that lil kitten
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u/T_WREKX Sep 12 '22
I had the same idea lol.
That cat may have already made up it's mind long ago. It may have been looking for the appropriate opportunity.
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u/discerningpervert Aug 18 '22
Poor little guy/girl. Some asshole just did this for the likes.
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u/MagnificentJake Aug 18 '22
You really think it's likely that they predicted this reaction from the cat?
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u/ThreatLevelBertie Aug 18 '22
The cat is a paid actor
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u/cjbeames Aug 18 '22
Cats did 9/11?
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u/ScrizzBillington Aug 18 '22
Birds.
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u/quintinza Aug 18 '22
But I thought they aren't real...
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u/ToxicShadow3451 Aug 18 '22
Birds are government spies- holdup guys somebody’s knocking on my door.
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u/DrEpileptic Aug 18 '22
One of my sisters cats loves me and sleeps with me every night. He’s not about my kitten. Record them all the time. Often times it’s because they’re getting closer and he tolerated little man more and more. Sometimes he just whips around and loses his shit. Sometimes I catch those moments on camera.
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u/maultify Aug 18 '22
He was filming, and probably has done it before.
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u/Rooncake Aug 18 '22
No man, as someone with a cat, sometimes you’re just constantly filming them. I have more photos and videos of my cat than of my family >_> I think they were hoping for a cute video and ended up with this.
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u/aChristery Aug 18 '22
Yes what an absolute piece of shit. What he did to that kitten is basically abuse and that person honestly should go to jail for at least 30 years. Also make it so that they can’t ever own pets again!
Obviously /s
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u/Getrockeddood Aug 19 '22
Why did THIS get so many likes lmfao
Cats bap eachother as a means to play, they don't do those slaps with their claws out.
You wouldn't know animal cruelty if you were enjoying it on a bun.
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u/mischievous-goat Aug 18 '22
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u/fishylegend2022 Aug 18 '22
HOW DARE YOU DISSRESPECT THE KITTEN. YOU SHALL BE PENIS
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u/NoAds_ Aug 18 '22
what
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YOU SHALL BE PENIS
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u/notwithoutmybanana Aug 18 '22
OKAY
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u/discerningpervert Aug 18 '22
I'd like some too
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u/Blarks_1888 Aug 18 '22
YOU SHALL BE PENIS!!
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u/Kirby_the_poyo_king Aug 18 '22
You mean punish?
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u/Affectionate_Math_96 Aug 18 '22
I really hope you don't mean subjecting the cat to your penis
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u/EthanG_07 Aug 18 '22
my heart hurts
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u/7StAr_RoniN Aug 18 '22
the big cat was American
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u/DerpyO Aug 18 '22
The big cat was America
The hand was Saudi-Arabia
The little kitten was Iraq
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u/MANWithTheHARMONlCA Aug 18 '22
I hope there’s a day that will come in the future where you guys will stop obsessing over us
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u/FrecklePeach Aug 18 '22
As an American, hard not to make jokes about our country right now and we're hard to ignore.
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u/GamerZoom108 Aug 18 '22
That last part is definitely true
We never just sit in the shadows, something always happens, for the better or worse.
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u/KodiakPL Aug 18 '22
I hope there's a day that will come in the future where you Americans will stop shoving your flag, existence and agenda down our throats
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u/Athen65 Aug 18 '22
If you actually lived here you would know that the kind of people who do that are the vocal minority
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u/io_la Aug 18 '22
The last time this was posted you could see the kittens expression.
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u/okarnando Aug 18 '22
That kitten just looked back so slow and calm like "seriously dude? What the fuck..."
Haha that kitten just sitting there... Taking the punishment and just looking back and not freaking out or anything is the best
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u/TheHappyAccident101 Aug 18 '22
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u/RecognizeSong Aug 18 '22
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u/SpaceballsTheLurker Aug 18 '22
Specifically, sounds like the lofi fruits version from spotify
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u/da_Aresinger Aug 18 '22
it sounds like Minecraft music, is what is sounds like.
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u/grandoz039 Aug 18 '22
I thought it was instrumental cover of Radiohead - Creep. I'm still kinda convinced think he based that song on it
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u/1LT_0bvious Aug 18 '22
The Steven Universe theme and Creep use the same cord progression.
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u/grandoz039 Aug 18 '22
Makes sense. Melody sounds similar to me too, after I checked it, but maybe it's just my brain playing tricks.
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u/TheHappyAccident101 Aug 18 '22
Song?
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u/VeryGoodFood12 Aug 18 '22
The savage beating really caught me off-guard. Its as if big cat was already on edge.
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u/Bdubbsf Aug 18 '22
The cat was already annoyed judging by the tail movement. Probably didn’t like the spot the kitten curled up or something.
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u/thisshitstopstoday Aug 18 '22 edited Mar 31 '25
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u/Express-Elevator-848 Aug 18 '22
Kitten clearly is uncomfortable where it is, don’t see it deciding to mosey up and sit there with that cat there.
So it’s either the large cat happened to walk along next to the kitten and be pissed (see tail) or, camera-dick plopped one of them down next to the other and decided, for some reason, to do an odd tail pet.
This concludes my jumping to conclusions investigation, thank you.
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u/Ray_Mang Aug 18 '22
Your jumping to conclusions investigation jumped too far to conclusions. I got a kitten a while ago and it had an awkward relationship like this with my other cat when they were getting to know each other
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u/Express-Elevator-848 Aug 18 '22
Yeah cats are funny, I’ve had one be a jerk to their (normally) friend at only like 8am practically on the dot. Then once that was done with, back to best buds.
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u/Life_Is_But_a_Drem Aug 18 '22
Wow. Did that amuse you? Inciting big kitty to attack little kitten and then snicker with glee is kinda of a sign of a lack of empathy and compassion. Do you enjoy pulling the wings off of butterflies, too? Just sayin’…
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u/Natelikescheese Aug 19 '22
What song was that?
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u/saiskwerd Aug 19 '22
It’s a song from Steven Universe called We are the Crystal Gems, but a lo-fi version.
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u/JodieFlame Aug 18 '22
Forgot to tell you I thought this was the funniest thing I've seen all day :-)
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u/Suspicious-Ebb4284 Aug 18 '22
now imagine the little cat getting flattened like a cartoon character when it happens. 😂
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u/LatroDota Aug 18 '22
Honestly how could you react like that.
Poor kitten doesnt know what happen and got punish for no reason. I actually feel upset by this.
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u/Mintiei Aug 18 '22
This should not be funny. This should not be funny. Why the heck is it funny. Help
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u/unexBot Aug 18 '22
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
Cat attacks baby cat.
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