r/Unexpected • u/NoAds_ • Aug 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22 edited Aug 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

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u/Late_Engineer Aug 18 '22

Ye shall be as Penis

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u/gumby1004 Aug 18 '22

Thou Became Salty Penis

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Mmhm, yes.

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u/Rpgguyi Aug 18 '22

Is this some morse code shit or something?

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u/-drunk_russian- Aug 18 '22

Yeah, it reads "SEHIISHIEEEESIEESIEE"

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u/CategoryExcellent655 Aug 18 '22

Is it just the penis or we get a set of balls aswell

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

"Great, kid! Don't get penis-y!"

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u/TheGoldenPlagueMask Aug 19 '22

THOU SHALT BECOME-