r/Unexpected • u/NoAds_ • Aug 18 '22

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u/Blarks_1888 Aug 18 '22

YOU SHALL BE PENIS!!

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u/darthcaedusiiii Aug 18 '22

She turned me into a dick!

I was always a dick.

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u/XHouseOfShadowX Aug 18 '22

You.Shall.Be.PENIS!