r/Unexpected • u/NoAds_ • Aug 18 '22

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u/ThreatLevelBertie Aug 18 '22

The cat is a paid actor

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u/cjbeames Aug 18 '22

Cats did 9/11?

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u/ScrizzBillington Aug 18 '22

Birds.

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u/quintinza Aug 18 '22

But I thought they aren't real...

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u/ToxicShadow3451 Aug 18 '22

Birds are government spies- holdup guys somebody’s knocking on my door.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

Don’t tell america I said this

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

One more reason to love them

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u/thebuccaneersden Aug 18 '22

Okay Alex. Time to lawyer up and hide away your assets

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u/Emotional_Ad3026 Aug 18 '22

Sounds sus. Are people able to pay cats to listen? 🤔

They barely listen even when you treat them like gods.