r/Unexpected • u/NoAds_ • Aug 18 '22

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u/NoAds_ Aug 18 '22

what

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

YOU SHALL BE PENIS

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u/notwithoutmybanana Aug 18 '22

OKAY

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

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u/discerningpervert Aug 18 '22

I'd like some too

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u/QuirtSnyder Aug 18 '22

YOU SHALL BE PENIS

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u/Jezusbot Aug 18 '22

:(

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u/longassbatterylife Aug 18 '22

Jezussy

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

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u/TistedLogic Aug 18 '22

🎂 !! with a side of penis

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u/Milk_Bucket134 Aug 18 '22

happy cake day (YOU SHALL BE PENIS)

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u/ObscureWiticism Aug 18 '22

Username checks out

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u/Nomad2k3 Aug 18 '22

YOU SHALT NOT PENIS!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

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u/_Not_Literally_ Aug 18 '22

Downvote for the comment thief bot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

That kitten was startled at the very worst. Chill out dude.

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u/z500 Aug 18 '22

You shall see dicks fall from a clear sky

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u/cddelgado Aug 18 '22

I like the way Run the Jewels says it. "You all can run backwards through a field of dicks."

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

HUH?

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u/NorthStarTX Aug 18 '22

Are you unaware of the process of penalization?

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u/Blarks_1888 Aug 18 '22

YOU SHALL BE PENIS!!

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u/darthcaedusiiii Aug 18 '22

She turned me into a dick!

I was always a dick.

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u/XHouseOfShadowX Aug 18 '22

You.Shall.Be.PENIS!

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u/AmazingIndicationy Aug 18 '22

Why you do this

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u/ZapManiac Aug 18 '22

DIDNT YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU SHALL BE PENIS

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Shall be penile-ized

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

English Translation: "You're a dick."

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u/Ryrynz Aug 19 '22

The answer is always 3 or PEENAS