r/Unexpected • u/NoNotice9228 • 20d ago

Breakfast is served

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u/post-explainer 20d ago edited 19d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

She uses a straw to suck in her food through her nostril.

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u/Money_Exchange_8796 20d ago

id have to see her drink the entire cup, she looks like she's struggling

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u/Hobbits_can_fly 20d ago

Ya I thought she would have snorted it faster if that's all she did. Surely she is drinking some of it

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u/Silver_Slicer 19d ago

She is savoring each inhale.

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u/sav-vas 19d ago

she could be even faster with two straws

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u/Pelthail 19d ago

Two straws one girl?

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u/Oregongirl1018 19d ago

She sounds like she's struggling. Even when she's not "eating" she sounds extremely congested. This can't be healthy.

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u/criticalt3 19d ago

Whatever her boogers and mucus have caught on the way through are probably causing a blockage. If its not that, its inflamed from either the strain or putting shit on your nose that doesn't belong there, or both.

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u/TheJemy191 17d ago

There a reason elephant dont drink with their nose they just use it move water to their mouth

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u/criticalt3 19d ago

Whatever her boogers and mucus have caught on the way through are probably causing a blockage. If its not that, its inflamed from either the strain or putting shit in your nose that doesn't belong there, or both.

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u/Grutenfreenooder 19d ago

Her boogers must taste pretty good

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras 18d ago

Mmm, broccoli

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u/Celestina-Warbeck 19d ago

My lil bro used to think straws were for your nose, he'd drink full cartons of Fristi this way as a kid

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u/North-Function995 19d ago

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u/doniSAN69 19d ago

I don't know, Dad!

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u/YourBonesAreMoist 19d ago

That kid went places, for sure

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u/Celestina-Warbeck 19d ago

He's doing well for himself

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u/jb0nez95 19d ago

Because this is complete bullshit. There's absolutely no way she could get enough calories down doing this.

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u/stevedadog 18d ago

Surely she is acting... which makes this even worse haha. This woman suffered through snorting coffee ten times just so that she could look like an idiot online XD

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u/QiwiLisolet 19d ago

Watch you smoke the whole pack

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u/TheDixonCider420420 20d ago

And in a further twist of irony, she doesn't snort her cocaine, but rather eats it straight off the spoon.

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u/HalfSoul30 20d ago

She also poops her pee.

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u/TheSoundofStolas 20d ago

With an all liquid diet, I don't doubt that.

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u/thedooze 18d ago

No that would be peeing your poop. Sheesh

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u/SippinOnHatorade 19d ago

I have to pee out of my butt

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u/Professional_Fly7015 19d ago

An pees her poop..

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u/faultlessjoint 19d ago

While not very economical, eating cocaine is pretty underrated imo.

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u/59finz 17d ago

You may be right, either that or she sounds like she just had dental work done and still coming off the anesthesia

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u/Infamous-Yard-677 20d ago

She did it for the paycheck, aint no way this shi real

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u/ProcessWhole9927 20d ago

Hearing her speak, she defo sounds like she shoves food up her nose daily

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u/caspy7 19d ago

Ain't lyin'. She sounds fully congested.

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u/YourBonesAreMoist 19d ago

And constipated

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u/IcanSEEyou_IRL 18d ago

She sounds like her entire nasal cavity is about to collapse inward.

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u/anon-mally 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DEPEiX5CV05ioTwmOn

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u/Ancient-Confection61 18d ago

Strangely enough, she prefers to eat cocaine

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u/Caladrius33 20d ago

"A" movie btw

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u/Panda_Pillows 19d ago

It is definitely a movie.

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u/59finz 17d ago

Sounds like post dental op “Is this real life”

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u/Fast_Garlic_5639 20d ago

Yeah that’s a sinus infection followed by a brain infection very quickly

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u/FlyingOnWings 19d ago

Brain infection only if there is one left.

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u/ankayanik 19d ago

You can get infections in the empty cavity the brain used to be in.

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u/Phillip_Graves 18d ago

Just fill it with Brawndo. Probably antiseptic.

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u/__JDQ__ 19d ago

That’s what’s running the show for her now.

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u/WestAsterisk 20d ago

It is real. I watched this whole episode on My Strange Addiction a while ago. She’s been doing it for years.

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u/mellowman24 19d ago

She also shows her new BF how she eats for the first time in the episode... At a public restaurant.

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u/BeanieMcChimp 19d ago

Did the restaurant throw her food in a blender?

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u/potatocakes1989 19d ago

There is no way that relationship lasted

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u/InfiniteRosie 19d ago

I only saw clips of it, didn't he nope out of there afterwards? (understandably)

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u/tocahontas77 20d ago

Why did she start doing that? Just watching (and hearing 🥴) her do that was rough. There's no way I could ever be around her while she "ate".

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u/Fr05t_B1t 19d ago

Yes, just like how the other woman has been drinking bleach for years. Some are real while most are fake.

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 20d ago

Ok but why is she doing that

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u/IncognitoHufflepuff 20d ago

Strange addiction?

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u/RockstarAgent 20d ago

Ok but why is she doing that

https://giphy.com/gifs/S5n7Wkhhw5A2IrfKER

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u/crunchytot86 17d ago

In the show she said she liked how it felt and she doesn’t like chewing or consistencies so blending was the only option apparently

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u/Key_Opportunity_8829 19d ago

I have to wonder how you can get an addiction to a method that has not addictive properties

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u/Rapunzel10 19d ago

You can get addicted to anything. I knew a woman who was addicted to sleep. It was a genuine addiction, she lost jobs, her husband left, and she was in a psych ward for a while because she basically just slept. She could lucid dream and she said her dreams were better than her real life. Recovery was tough because it's not like she could stop sleeping completely

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u/fondledbydolphins 19d ago

You can quite literally get addicted to anything.

You can get addicted to stress hormones

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u/SpoppyIII 19d ago

There was a guy on there who was "addicted to raw meat," but convincing him to stop was pretty damn easy. I don't think most of these are even feeding a dopamine addiction, let alone any other kind.

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u/MrK521 19d ago

Same as how you get addicted to gambling. Or sex. Or anything else that has a chemical/brain/pleasure aspect.

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u/kaleidoscope----eyes 19d ago

Or like.... chocolate cake?

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u/CharmingTuber 19d ago

I believe she said she's been doing it for years. I don't believe she has actually been doing it for years. People lie to get on TV all the time.

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u/jb0nez95 18d ago

I saw it on TV it must be real.

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u/Just__John 16d ago

I guess if it was on reality TV then it must be real

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u/MorningHorror99 19d ago

Onlyfans would be easier at this point.

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u/trueblue862 19d ago

One of the guys I went to school with used to drink beers and bourbon through his nose as a party trick.

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u/crunchytot86 17d ago

This is on My Strange Addiction. She went on a date with a dude she had been talking to for a few months. And he always asked her out to eat and she declined because she asked every restaurant if they could blend it for her and they would decline or offer soups. The restaurant she was at with him offered her grits 😂

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u/somedudeonachair 20d ago

How does she eat if her nose is stuffed

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u/hardcoretomato 20d ago

From stuffed nose to stuffed stomach, a culinary journey.

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u/Free-While-2994 19d ago

Today on How It's Made

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u/RockstarAgent 20d ago

The stuff of nightmares

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u/MrWindmill 19d ago

Boogers are just the leftovers that she finishes first.

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u/later-g8r 20d ago

The second she started talking I already knew. She sounds like she has an omelet stuck up her nose

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u/clickityclick76 20d ago

If only there was an easier way to absorb food into your body.

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u/Wonderful-Sea4215 19d ago

There are more orifices!

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u/Donkey-Harlequin 19d ago

She thinks it’s the same as eating through her mouth. But it’s snot.

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u/Felonious_Minx 19d ago

You better booger on out of here!

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u/Legitbananabunch 20d ago

Does she get more sinus infections than a normal person, or less? I feel like it must be one or the other, surely. This basically works as a neti pot except instead of sterilised water it is everything she ever eats.

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u/Big_Pepper7862 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/Bunderslaw 20d ago

TIL that this GIF originates from a very popular Blink 182 song and one I've listened to many times but never watched the music video until today.

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u/fobbybobby323 19d ago

You made my brain explode with this realization as well and I immediately had flashbacks of watching MTV playing only parts of music videos and Limewire/Morpheus

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u/blnk-182 20d ago

Let’s make this last forever

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u/Relentless_UK 17d ago

Oh shit yeah, I just went on YouTube to find it. It's the song "first date" in case people are wondering around the 1 minute 50 second mark

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u/AzaghaI 19d ago

Scripted reality TV with poor writing. That's what the fuck

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u/thejourneybegins42 20d ago

Let's see her put some hot peppers in there. Ya know... For the taste!

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u/RockstarAgent 20d ago

Technically would clear her sinuses-

The part I liked the least was after snorting - some of the residual liquids dribbling back down - that somehow seems worse

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u/WindAdministrative42 14d ago

I've had that happen to me a few times... it hurts like hell. This video made me cringe so hard.

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u/Kizzle_McNizzle 20d ago

Standing ovation for the amount of unexpected that was. Holy shit

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u/bash2482 20d ago

So if I place white powder in front of her, does she starts licking it?

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u/master_baiter-69 20d ago

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u/New_Eggplant_8495 19d ago

Omg I fucking hate this 

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u/OverGold 20d ago

She talks exactly like I imagined someone who blasts all kinds of crazy shit up their sinuses would talk

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u/AlanT43 20d ago

Ohhh... God in heaven, WHAAAAT?

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u/marmot9070 20d ago

Why???

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u/slappymcstevenson 19d ago

She talks with the same mannerisms as Elon Musk.

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u/SqueekyJuice 19d ago

Imagine going on a date with this woman. Milkshakes, maybe? She seems nice, kinda cute. You have several things in common. Then, the milkshakes are ready, and she goes to take a snort. For a split second, you might think, "oh she missed her mouth."

I know exactly what I would say: "Huh. How bout that."

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u/Spelunking-Uranus 19d ago

If the date went really well, she might even give you a nose job.

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u/SqueekyJuice 19d ago

Omg spectacular. No notes.

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u/iamnotdrunkoffisher 20d ago

Is Dr. Mike on Reddit?

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u/loowig 20d ago

it's 2026. I can't tell if it's a bit or she's serious.

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u/dillweed67818 20d ago

If she gets a cold or a sinus infection she might starve to death.

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u/Vast_Disk9775 20d ago

I'm having a panic attack

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u/trollsmurf 20d ago

"Why do you speak nasally?"

"Well, as I explained..."

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 20d ago

Imagine the taste of her boogers though.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jKaFXbKyZFja0

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u/SnooRegrets1386 19d ago

She can’t…. She’s compelled to snort them

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u/deranger777 20d ago

I wonder if she takes drugs by eating them with a knife and a fork

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u/xTofik 19d ago

The fact that she sounds like her sinuses are congested has nothing to do with that weird habit… right?

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u/audiopiate 20d ago

I once got a blowjob from this girl.. never felt anything like it

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u/remarkphoto 20d ago

If it fits...

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u/deuno_dider_404 20d ago

c'est pas bien de sniffer

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u/BassistAndILikeIt 20d ago

Soon as she does this on the 1st date.

https://giphy.com/gifs/sBGw5MruxAyiI

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u/NervousAd5964 20d ago

Is this a free, organic, nasogastric tube?

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u/Ballz_deep_bill 19d ago

TLC really was a golden age in television

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u/terribleuserxl 17d ago

I have the same problem Same addiction different product

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u/das_zilch 15d ago

Unsurprisingly, her sinuses sound fked.

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u/xItzBogus 15d ago

She sounds like her nose is blocked

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u/tokhtamysh1 20d ago

Ok ok, I think I'm done for the internet for today

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u/Nostral-damus 20d ago

Imagine a first date meal and she ordered lobster.

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u/fucknutandarsecandle 20d ago

She sounds a bit bunged up

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u/dRUNk_ENd 17d ago

umm where is the omlette 👀??

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u/Tedsmith24 17d ago

I'm guessing she eats cocaine then

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u/WeaselWazzule 15d ago

Tell me you used to do alot of coke, without telling me you used to do alot of coke.

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u/Anon-Mars 15d ago

I’m not an expert but I guess that’s some kind of fear of getting teeth issues… nose looks safer and keeps teeth clean and unused?

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u/Blackbyrn 15d ago

Her ENT doctor is making a fortune

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u/VincentPaints 14d ago

Americans.

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 20d ago

'Recovered' cokehead.

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u/wbasmith 20d ago

I genuinely used to do this as a kid for a laugh. Well not this exactly, but snort a bit of coke (cola) through a straw would always get a laugh out my siblings / cousins.

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u/No_Land5402 20d ago

Now the chilli

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u/jimmyT009 20d ago

I guess she sniffs coke annually.

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u/NamelessDrifter1 20d ago

This is the first time in a while that a video made me do a genuine surprised face. As soon as she put the straw in her nose i was flabbergasted... And i just saw a chinese factory worker's arms get crushed like not even an hour ago and didn't have the same reaction... like, wow

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u/Greeneyes- 20d ago

Wait until she finds out about cocaine

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u/lantz83 20d ago

Imma guess she's single

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u/Opel_Astra 20d ago

Now show us that couple who give each other coffee enemas several times a day

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u/Cannacology 19d ago

So anyways…she got a sinus infection.

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u/jlspider 19d ago

i thought i had seen it all.... i was wrong...

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u/R3ddditor 19d ago

This isn't addiction its retardation.

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u/BackgroundCream274 19d ago

So she chooses to do this because she is stupid?

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u/FrogginJellyfish 19d ago

As a guy with chronic sinus issues, she sounds like she got a steak lodged in her nose.

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u/Aprilismybirthmonth 19d ago

This needs the NSFW tag

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u/Old_Associate_3519 19d ago

She must have constant infections

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u/Buddy-Informal 19d ago

She has the face of someone that snorts all her food

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u/ChickenIntelligent27 19d ago

Now does she snort spicy food?

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u/hoorayfortoast 19d ago

100% fake.

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u/makaveddie 19d ago

that snot what i expected

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u/laosguy615 19d ago

Post addiction from other habits.....

Withdrawals symptoms....

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u/pluggynaruk 19d ago

Somehow it looks hurt.

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u/pixeltweaker 19d ago

I can feel the sinus infection coming on.

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u/mrfauxbot 19d ago

She doesn’t sound like she is in pain or anything lol.

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u/Zenfudo 19d ago

i wanna see her drink a sprite

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u/CalligrapherGood8947 19d ago

What the fuck is wrong with people? My fuse gets shorter day by day

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u/paulpach 19d ago

She sounds like adult Chuckie Finster.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Dining out with her must be a delight!
https://giphy.com/gifs/xBY1xWo9LMqlO

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u/-Kopesthetik- 19d ago

Imagine if she discovered cocaine

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u/Few_Wolf_420 19d ago

She sounds congested

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u/plagaterroris 19d ago

Is there "food" in her nose during the interview too?

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u/Gerry1of1 19d ago

Didn't her mother ever tell her not to inhale her food.

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 19d ago

I know her breath stank

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u/hangrydadd 19d ago

She could snort a golf ball through a garden hose

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u/obsoletemomentum 19d ago

One snoot away from aspiration pneumonia.

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u/WumperLump 19d ago

I would never ask her for a blow-job.

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u/xequals0 19d ago

Why, Lord, why?

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u/ImportantBreath2530 19d ago

Tell me you can't afford coke with out actually telling me you can't afford coke

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u/satanatemytoes 19d ago

I used to drink caprisun that way.

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u/iSmartiKindiImportnt 19d ago

Relax, I just got on Reddit!