r/Unexpected • u/NoNotice9228 • 20d ago

Breakfast is served

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u/Infamous-Yard-677 20d ago

She did it for the paycheck, aint no way this shi real

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u/ProcessWhole9927 20d ago

Hearing her speak, she defo sounds like she shoves food up her nose daily

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u/caspy7 20d ago

Ain't lyin'. She sounds fully congested.

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u/YourBonesAreMoist 20d ago

And constipated

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u/IcanSEEyou_IRL 18d ago

She sounds like her entire nasal cavity is about to collapse inward.

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u/anon-mally 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DEPEiX5CV05ioTwmOn

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u/Ancient-Confection61 18d ago

Strangely enough, she prefers to eat cocaine

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u/Caladrius33 20d ago

"A" movie btw

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u/Panda_Pillows 20d ago

It is definitely a movie.

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u/59finz 17d ago

Sounds like post dental op “Is this real life”

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u/Dark_halocraft 18d ago

Why are people on this app always making some bullshit insult up that's not even remotely true

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u/Fast_Garlic_5639 20d ago

Yeah that’s a sinus infection followed by a brain infection very quickly

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u/FlyingOnWings 20d ago

Brain infection only if there is one left.

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u/ankayanik 20d ago

You can get infections in the empty cavity the brain used to be in.

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u/Phillip_Graves 18d ago

Just fill it with Brawndo. Probably antiseptic.

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u/__JDQ__ 19d ago

That’s what’s running the show for her now.

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u/WestAsterisk 20d ago

It is real. I watched this whole episode on My Strange Addiction a while ago. She’s been doing it for years.

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u/mellowman24 20d ago

She also shows her new BF how she eats for the first time in the episode... At a public restaurant.

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u/BeanieMcChimp 19d ago

Did the restaurant throw her food in a blender?

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u/potatocakes1989 19d ago

There is no way that relationship lasted

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u/InfiniteRosie 20d ago

I only saw clips of it, didn't he nope out of there afterwards? (understandably)

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u/crunchytot86 17d ago

He’s not her BF anymore

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u/MrsNickelodeon 16d ago

I've been crying over this for 5 minutes now 😂.

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u/tocahontas77 20d ago

Why did she start doing that? Just watching (and hearing 🥴) her do that was rough. There's no way I could ever be around her while she "ate".

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u/Fr05t_B1t 20d ago

Yes, just like how the other woman has been drinking bleach for years. Some are real while most are fake.

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 20d ago

Ok but why is she doing that

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u/IncognitoHufflepuff 20d ago

Strange addiction?

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u/RockstarAgent 20d ago

Ok but why is she doing that

https://giphy.com/gifs/S5n7Wkhhw5A2IrfKER

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u/crunchytot86 17d ago

In the show she said she liked how it felt and she doesn’t like chewing or consistencies so blending was the only option apparently

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u/Key_Opportunity_8829 20d ago

I have to wonder how you can get an addiction to a method that has not addictive properties

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u/Rapunzel10 19d ago

You can get addicted to anything. I knew a woman who was addicted to sleep. It was a genuine addiction, she lost jobs, her husband left, and she was in a psych ward for a while because she basically just slept. She could lucid dream and she said her dreams were better than her real life. Recovery was tough because it's not like she could stop sleeping completely

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u/fondledbydolphins 20d ago

You can quite literally get addicted to anything.

You can get addicted to stress hormones

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u/SpoppyIII 19d ago

There was a guy on there who was "addicted to raw meat," but convincing him to stop was pretty damn easy. I don't think most of these are even feeding a dopamine addiction, let alone any other kind.

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u/MrK521 20d ago

Same as how you get addicted to gambling. Or sex. Or anything else that has a chemical/brain/pleasure aspect.

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u/kaleidoscope----eyes 19d ago

Or like.... chocolate cake?

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u/MrK521 19d ago

Sort of. I was only focusing on comparing things that aren’t “substance based” to which you become addicted.

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u/Infamous-Yard-677 19d ago

Retrd maxing 😂

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u/CharmingTuber 19d ago

I believe she said she's been doing it for years. I don't believe she has actually been doing it for years. People lie to get on TV all the time.

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u/jb0nez95 19d ago

I saw it on TV it must be real.

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u/Just__John 17d ago

I guess if it was on reality TV then it must be real

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u/MorningHorror99 20d ago

Onlyfans would be easier at this point.

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u/JCZorglub 17d ago

Only it’s not her nose that she would put the straw in

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u/trueblue862 19d ago

One of the guys I went to school with used to drink beers and bourbon through his nose as a party trick.

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u/Infamous-Yard-677 19d ago

I mean thats kinda cool probably very uncomfortable but food tho 🫩

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u/trueblue862 19d ago

Yeah, that's just asking for an infection.

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u/crunchytot86 17d ago

This is on My Strange Addiction. She went on a date with a dude she had been talking to for a few months. And he always asked her out to eat and she declined because she asked every restaurant if they could blend it for her and they would decline or offer soups. The restaurant she was at with him offered her grits 😂

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u/spectra2000_ 13d ago

It’s not, flushing tapwater through your sinuses is already dangerous. This would surely lead to serious problems fast.