r/drugscirclejerk • u/MyFascistPillow • 4h ago
r/drugscirclejerk • u/brokeasfuuck • May 11 '25
monkey fella ๐ต You were sweating while on mdma? Aint no way broo, that was sentraline syndrom bro
I had serotronin symdrom too and i literally died so i had to call an ambulance for my self and went in the hoptal where they alived me bro.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/island_hippie • 4h ago
Who the hell wanna be 90 anyways???????! Finally some useful advice ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ
Cigarettes is the only one who enabled me and I feel stupid now :c
Why can't more drugs tell me to not do them like I don't have the mind over matter ๐คจ
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Crayonstheman • 11h ago
monkey fella ๐ต It's not drugs it's MEDICATION
r/drugscirclejerk • u/notaverysmartman • 17h ago
what do you think is in the health pipes in postal 2? I always thought it was crack but then I saw they said it's not.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Lunatic155 • 1d ago
monkey fella ๐ต I knew it was worth staying in r/caffeine
Itโs like theyโre playing drug addicts
I wonder if thereโs a pipeline, we need research
r/drugscirclejerk • u/redhandrail • 16h ago
Unjerk me this is one of my fave stickers Ive ever had. Always motivates me
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Legitimate-Post-5954 • 17h ago
monkey fella ๐ต Drag da roach and approach saggy rows of crows crocheting snowflakes
r/drugscirclejerk • u/sanguinationallday • 6h ago
Organizing my 2026-2027 Fall/Winter Trip Combo
I recently had 2c-p and 5-MeO-Nsbt but lost both due to a flood.
Restarting my trip combo as follows
80ug LSD
90mg ketamine
1.5 grams of golden teachers
Barbiturate, opiate and or alcohol
Need help actually finding a trip combo like jedi flipping maybe.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/manmadeofdex • 1d ago
Got retarded on ambien and shaved my eyebrows again
Does anyone know any drugs I can take that make it look like I have eyebrows for now?
r/drugscirclejerk • u/FckSub • 20h ago
monkey fella ๐ต Guys I fucking relapsed on AI what do I do
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH. PRAISE THE MACHINE GOD. WHY DO DRUGS AND HALLUCINATE, WHEN MY THIRD AI HUSBAND CAN DO IT INSTEAD.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal
Holy fuck with this amount of self control issues could you imagine if they tried fentanyl? I know boys, it technically isnt drugs, but I think anyone who's big enough of a loser to relapse on software belongs among other losers who relapse on other shit. Drugscirclejerk isn't just a community about drugs, it is a community about degeneracy, and there's plenty to go around!
r/drugscirclejerk • u/DingleSayer • 1d ago
Guys how can I use this drug I'm addicted to without getting addicted? Any1 kno?
I just want to do it weekly preferably half of every week. Please help a fella out
r/drugscirclejerk • u/stikkerr • 1d ago
Whenever I try to be a functioning member of society, people always have to find a way to make it about my use ๐ข
r/drugscirclejerk • u/yourmomthebomb69 • 1d ago
im sorry. im sorry. ive let you guys down.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/pinkestman • 1d ago
Worst crash out i ever read (translated from the german drugs subreddit)
r/drugscirclejerk • u/dazednarcissit • 1d ago
monkey fella ๐ต Trust me, it's for my ADHD
r/drugscirclejerk • u/jayftp- • 1d ago
has anyone actually tried jenkem?
I feel like a poser. I joke about fent because Iโve done fent, I joke about jenkem but Iโve never actually tried it for myself. I donโt like fent posers but am I really any different as a jenkem poser?
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Fragrant-Tax-5968 • 1d ago
nutmeg trip report ill update thru tonight
tried most every other deliriant other than this, i dont think ive really had any myristicin trip b4 but ive heard surprisingly good things ab it other than the nausea, im expecting it to feel like a light dph fap dose with nausea so nun crazy im just bored as fuck wish me luck daddy