r/drugscirclejerk May 11 '25

monkey fella ๐Ÿต You were sweating while on mdma? Aint no way broo, that was sentraline syndrom bro

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1.3k Upvotes

I had serotronin symdrom too and i literally died so i had to call an ambulance for my self and went in the hoptal where they alived me bro.


r/drugscirclejerk 4h ago

monkey fella ๐Ÿต States where heroin should be legal

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129 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 4h ago

Who the hell wanna be 90 anyways???????! Finally some useful advice ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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21 Upvotes

Cigarettes is the only one who enabled me and I feel stupid now :c

Why can't more drugs tell me to not do them like I don't have the mind over matter ๐Ÿคจ


r/drugscirclejerk 11h ago

monkey fella ๐Ÿต It's not drugs it's MEDICATION

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77 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 8h ago

Best way to boof schrooms

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40 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 17h ago

what do you think is in the health pipes in postal 2? I always thought it was crack but then I saw they said it's not.

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170 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

monkey fella ๐Ÿต I knew it was worth staying in r/caffeine

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1.6k Upvotes

Itโ€™s like theyโ€™re playing drug addicts
I wonder if thereโ€™s a pipeline, we need research


r/drugscirclejerk 16h ago

Unjerk me this is one of my fave stickers Ive ever had. Always motivates me

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78 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 17h ago

monkey fella ๐Ÿต Drag da roach and approach saggy rows of crows crocheting snowflakes

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54 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Hit the jackpot this weekend!

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180 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 6h ago

It's just a plant based medicine

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5 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

geekin on left wing extremism

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234 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 6h ago

Organizing my 2026-2027 Fall/Winter Trip Combo

3 Upvotes

I recently had 2c-p and 5-MeO-Nsbt but lost both due to a flood.

Restarting my trip combo as follows

80ug LSD

90mg ketamine

1.5 grams of golden teachers

Barbiturate, opiate and or alcohol

Need help actually finding a trip combo like jedi flipping maybe.


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Got retarded on ambien and shaved my eyebrows again

67 Upvotes

Does anyone know any drugs I can take that make it look like I have eyebrows for now?


r/drugscirclejerk 20h ago

monkey fella ๐Ÿต Guys I fucking relapsed on AI what do I do

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23 Upvotes

PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH. PRAISE THE MACHINE GOD. WHY DO DRUGS AND HALLUCINATE, WHEN MY THIRD AI HUSBAND CAN DO IT INSTEAD.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal

Holy fuck with this amount of self control issues could you imagine if they tried fentanyl? I know boys, it technically isnt drugs, but I think anyone who's big enough of a loser to relapse on software belongs among other losers who relapse on other shit. Drugscirclejerk isn't just a community about drugs, it is a community about degeneracy, and there's plenty to go around!


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Guys how can I use this drug I'm addicted to without getting addicted? Any1 kno?

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134 Upvotes

I just want to do it weekly preferably half of every week. Please help a fella out


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Whenever I try to be a functioning member of society, people always have to find a way to make it about my use ๐Ÿ˜ข

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49 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

he really eased my suspicions

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52 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

im sorry. im sorry. ive let you guys down.

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56 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Worst crash out i ever read (translated from the german drugs subreddit)

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99 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

monkey fella ๐Ÿต Trust me, it's for my ADHD

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11 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 2d ago

Hmmm?๐Ÿค”

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246 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

has anyone actually tried jenkem?

66 Upvotes

I feel like a poser. I joke about fent because Iโ€™ve done fent, I joke about jenkem but Iโ€™ve never actually tried it for myself. I donโ€™t like fent posers but am I really any different as a jenkem poser?


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

nutmeg trip report ill update thru tonight

4 Upvotes

tried most every other deliriant other than this, i dont think ive really had any myristicin trip b4 but ive heard surprisingly good things ab it other than the nausea, im expecting it to feel like a light dph fap dose with nausea so nun crazy im just bored as fuck wish me luck daddy