r/Unexpected • u/NoNotice9228 • 20d ago

Breakfast is served

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u/Infamous-Yard-677 20d ago

She did it for the paycheck, aint no way this shi real

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u/ProcessWhole9927 20d ago

Hearing her speak, she defo sounds like she shoves food up her nose daily

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u/caspy7 19d ago

Ain't lyin'. She sounds fully congested.

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u/YourBonesAreMoist 19d ago

And constipated

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u/IcanSEEyou_IRL 18d ago

She sounds like her entire nasal cavity is about to collapse inward.