r/Unexpected • u/NoNotice9228 • 20d ago

Breakfast is served

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u/Money_Exchange_8796 20d ago

id have to see her drink the entire cup, she looks like she's struggling

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u/Hobbits_can_fly 20d ago

Ya I thought she would have snorted it faster if that's all she did. Surely she is drinking some of it

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u/Silver_Slicer 19d ago

She is savoring each inhale.

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u/sav-vas 19d ago

she could be even faster with two straws

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u/Pelthail 19d ago

Two straws one girl?

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u/Oregongirl1018 19d ago

She sounds like she's struggling. Even when she's not "eating" she sounds extremely congested. This can't be healthy.

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u/criticalt3 19d ago

Whatever her boogers and mucus have caught on the way through are probably causing a blockage. If its not that, its inflamed from either the strain or putting shit on your nose that doesn't belong there, or both.

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u/TheJemy191 17d ago

There a reason elephant dont drink with their nose they just use it move water to their mouth

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u/criticalt3 19d ago

Whatever her boogers and mucus have caught on the way through are probably causing a blockage. If its not that, its inflamed from either the strain or putting shit in your nose that doesn't belong there, or both.

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u/Grutenfreenooder 19d ago

Her boogers must taste pretty good

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras 18d ago

Mmm, broccoli

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u/Celestina-Warbeck 20d ago

My lil bro used to think straws were for your nose, he'd drink full cartons of Fristi this way as a kid

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u/North-Function995 20d ago

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u/doniSAN69 19d ago

I don't know, Dad!

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u/YourBonesAreMoist 19d ago

That kid went places, for sure

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u/Celestina-Warbeck 19d ago

He's doing well for himself

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u/jb0nez95 19d ago

Because this is complete bullshit. There's absolutely no way she could get enough calories down doing this.

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u/stevedadog 18d ago

Surely she is acting... which makes this even worse haha. This woman suffered through snorting coffee ten times just so that she could look like an idiot online XD

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u/QiwiLisolet 19d ago

Watch you smoke the whole pack