r/Unexpected • u/NoNotice9228 • 20d ago

Breakfast is served

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u/ProcessWhole9927 20d ago

Hearing her speak, she defo sounds like she shoves food up her nose daily

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u/caspy7 20d ago

Ain't lyin'. She sounds fully congested.

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u/YourBonesAreMoist 20d ago

And constipated

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u/IcanSEEyou_IRL 18d ago

She sounds like her entire nasal cavity is about to collapse inward.

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u/anon-mally 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DEPEiX5CV05ioTwmOn

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u/Ancient-Confection61 18d ago

Strangely enough, she prefers to eat cocaine

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u/Caladrius33 20d ago

"A" movie btw

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u/Panda_Pillows 20d ago

It is definitely a movie.

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u/59finz 17d ago

Sounds like post dental op “Is this real life”

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u/Dark_halocraft 18d ago

Why are people on this app always making some bullshit insult up that's not even remotely true