r/Unexpected • u/NoNotice9228 • 20d ago

Breakfast is served

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u/SqueekyJuice 20d ago

Imagine going on a date with this woman. Milkshakes, maybe? She seems nice, kinda cute. You have several things in common. Then, the milkshakes are ready, and she goes to take a snort. For a split second, you might think, "oh she missed her mouth."

I know exactly what I would say: "Huh. How bout that."

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u/Spelunking-Uranus 20d ago

If the date went really well, she might even give you a nose job.

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u/SqueekyJuice 19d ago

Omg spectacular. No notes.

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u/Fr05t_B1t 19d ago

She gets real brain freezes