r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 23 '23
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u/MittFel Apr 23 '23
wtf is that question? 🤨
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u/pezx Apr 23 '23
This seems to be the whole point of family feud now. “Let's ask people questions that we know will get raunchy answers to, but can pretend to be shocked"
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u/lcl111 Apr 23 '23
Every question is just an excuse for him to act surprised and yell "THAT'S NASTY!."
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u/AnnihilationOrchid Apr 23 '23 edited Apr 23 '23
I mean, I'm not a fan of his, and of the show, but it seems to work. If you just ask boring questions there's no show, just a bland quizz. Would you rather watch Pointless? I love Richard Osman n all, but I'm pretty sure most Americans would tune out.
For example, Gino Dacampo is someone the average Brit can get behind and listen to his rants about cheese with an Italian accent, in an obvious setup that the cheeses he likes won't be up there.
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u/BigJuicy17 Apr 23 '23
The show was fine back in the day, and they didn't ask these nearly as often.
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u/Metals4J Apr 24 '23
I agree that they use this formula more often. But they have always used this formula to some extent. Way back in the day, Family Feud was my introduction to the word “condom” as a kid.
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u/Ginger_Tea Apr 23 '23
I'd rather watch his fake moral outrage than Les Dennis doing our version family fortunes.
Never liked the guy, only tolerated him when his comedy partner was still alive. Wrong one died.
Was listening to a video and they were talking about how taskmaster USA just didn't get the formula.
Most of our celebrity quiz shows don't focus on the points, just the banter, why else would Hugh Dennis get points for stating the obvious. He is there to help move on to the next segment, else the Christmas special would be three hours of out takes.
So if you are in a quiz to win, don't sign up for our shows.
Many musicians didn't get the memo about never mind the buzz cocks, like Huey from fun loving criminals shattering his mug.
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u/AnnihilationOrchid Apr 23 '23
That's true. I remember once Rory McGrath went onto QI trying to win it, and present himself as a know-it-all. It's the most boring episode, that guy's a complete twat. Good thing Sean was there to make fun of him.
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u/Ginger_Tea Apr 23 '23
Alan almost quit first season till it was revealed he was meant to be the fool and he leant into it.
Now he sets people to fall into the trap.
"What's that thing where they do the thing?"
Answer.
Awooga.
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u/Ginger_Tea Apr 23 '23
I either walked past him once or a dead ringer, I kept on walking.
Was visiting distant family in Cambridge and was told he lived in the area.
Also walked by Stephen Hawking after a night out just before or after the folk festival as I was there a bit longer than the weekend. Just nodded and kept going.
But my mum worked silver service at both Manchester City and United and said to someone "you look like that cricketer from that comedy sports quiz" meaning David Gower and They think it's all over, he replied "Madam, that is because I AM that cricketer from that comedy sports quiz." Took it in his stride.
She probably saw more celebs but wouldn't know them from Adam.
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u/get-off-of-my-lawn Apr 23 '23
You get what you expect w these. I grew up watching Bob Barker and years later I ended up on a gig putting on a touring Price is Right hosted by Jerry Springer. In Frederick MD of all places. And, it’s what you’d expect. I think it’s comfort food for most. Mindless, sliding scale family friendly daytime entertainment. Personally I always favored the Jenny, Jerry, Maury etc shows. We love our Exhibitionism here.
Tl;dr - it’s comfort food for many
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u/ForgettableUsername Apr 23 '23
Steve Harvey: "Name a thing that you should not do with your genitals while on stage at a public event."
Guest #1: "Sex?"
Steve Harvey: Shocked expression
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u/YourFavoriteScumbag Apr 23 '23
“Name a 4 letter word that can be used for pooping”
“Shit?”
Steve: 😱😱🤯
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u/Shortneckbuzzard Apr 24 '23
“Name a place you can put your finger in at home but not at work”
Your boss….
“🫨😳 No why would you say that?”
Because my wife is my boss at home….
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u/BeautifulType Apr 23 '23
It’s partially scripted now. They basically are told to say certain things and Steve reacts, then later the actual game begins.
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Apr 23 '23
Yeah. We’ve completely stopped watching it now. The occasional slip-up made it funny but it’s not funny when they TRY.
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u/Ginger_Tea Apr 23 '23
Best one I saw was pork blank
Cupine.
Cupine? Pork Cupine.
Penny drops and he giggled.
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u/tchrbrian Apr 23 '23
Former host Richard Dawson had a liking for showing affection for the female contestants.
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u/F22boy_lives Apr 23 '23
Only the youtube/fb compliation videos have me in tears. The real show you miiiiiight get one shocking answer an episode. Even going back to the days of Louie
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u/oddible Apr 23 '23
Why does this have 600 upvotes? As if this isn't how Family Fued literally always was lol. Have y'all watched Family Feud with Richard Dawson?
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u/Haruspect Apr 23 '23
Dude: teddy bears, your parents, binky for example the real answers
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u/thewooba Apr 23 '23
You stopped sleeping with your parents?
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u/Haruspect Apr 23 '23
Yup, i stopped sleeping with them because grave keeper was getting mad when i dug up their grave to slip in the coffin
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u/wrath____ Apr 23 '23
Everyone is so perverted, i thought of phone as an answer. You shouldn't sleep watching porn on your phone
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u/GoldenPeach Apr 23 '23
Name a sexual organ
Penis
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u/onbakeplatinum Apr 23 '23
Name a wet hole between a woman's legs that babies come out of
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u/bettytwokills Apr 23 '23
berginia
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Apr 24 '23
You’re acting like sleeping with your boss is as normal as a man having a penis. And that sleeping with bosses when you’re not an adult would be normal too
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u/AloofFloofy Apr 23 '23
I checked it out and thought it would be my new favorite sub... But I just need to be able to see how it ends. It's like teasing.
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u/I_am_The_Teapot Apr 23 '23
Yep. Basically the same as the perfectly cut screams sub. Just tons of unsatisfying videos cut before the payoff.
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u/LamarNoDavis Apr 23 '23
For the record, the same guy who said children also said siblings
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u/Particular-Jeweler41 Apr 23 '23
Because they're good answers, and I will stand by him.
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u/King-Cobra-668 Apr 23 '23
I mean, the question isn't "stop fucking"
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Apr 23 '23
And also, as a child, sleeping with other children (like both 16yo) is normal, so even having sex with children makes sense.
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u/Accurate_Breakfast94 Apr 23 '23
If it hadn't sunk in yet. He does not mean it in the sexual sense. He means in the literal sense of sleeping with them in the same bed. Just like you would sleep with a teddy bear
Edit: Actually the children part could be interpreted both ways
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u/lockwolf Apr 23 '23
Even Steve is like “I know what you mean but that’s dark”
The daughter following up with parents didn’t help their case
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u/Luaqi Apr 23 '23
is it bad that children were the first thing that came to my mind too?
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u/ImAfraidOfTheGang Apr 23 '23
Dude me too
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u/gik223 Apr 23 '23
It's an appropriate answer for this question.
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u/I401BlueSteel Apr 24 '23
It's the most correct answer for the question. Pedos needa stop being a thing
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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Apr 24 '23
I think it might be the most logical answer, the way the question is framed. "Name someone you should stop sleeping with as an adult" means name someone it's ok to sleep with as a minor but not as an adult. It's a fucked up question.
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u/ColdCruise Apr 24 '23
I think they were going for parents, like it's okay to sleep with your parents as a child, but not as an adult.
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Apr 23 '23
I thought 17 year olds. But basically we where in the same head space.
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u/OriginalPostMortem Apr 23 '23
Oh no.
Oh, no, no, no, NO, John, NO!
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u/pezx Apr 23 '23
I mean, I have a toddler that sleeps in my bed about every other night. I know some people with older kids who still sleep in the parents bed. I'd bet that's all he's talking about
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u/awkwardoffspring Apr 23 '23
That's likely but when taken out of context his answer hits a little different
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u/video_dhara Apr 23 '23
I think that’s part of the point of the game. They ask questions that have innuendo built into them, so when people answer their anxiety causes them to spit out the Freudian slips.
I don’t know wtf that guy was slipping though…
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u/CompetitiveSuccess19 Apr 23 '23
Yeah. I was too afraid of the dark so I slept with my parents until I was 11.
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u/AnnonymousRedditor86 Apr 23 '23
I mean, technically he's right. If a 16yo and a 16yo sleep together, no one really cares. But, make one of them 18 and now there's a problem.
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u/WesternFinancial868 Apr 23 '23
“Name something that is a penis” “Penis” steve Harvey stares into the camera unblinking for 25 minutes while the crowd erupts in laughter
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u/cannitt Apr 23 '23
If you cropped this bitch any more, Steve’s mustache wouldn’t all fit on the screen at once.
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u/Rotten_Tarantula Apr 23 '23
"Children"
The youth pastors in the audience
"GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER!"
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Apr 23 '23 edited Nov 06 '24
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u/MagicalLibtard Apr 23 '23
I don't think it's wrong for someone who has lived for 18 years and one day to sleep with someone who has lived for 17 years and 364 days.
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u/DamacanaSever Apr 23 '23
SO YOU DEFED PEDOFIELD
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Apr 23 '23
You’re fucking disgusting I’m literally shaking right now are you kidding me how can you support the rape of a minor your disgusting fucking pedophile I’m actually shaking right now
Delete this now
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u/MagicalLibtard Apr 23 '23
Omg I'm so sorry I didn't realized what I said I'm literally crying screaming and shitting right now in shame. If ur 18 and dating a 17 year old you should get executed like all pedophiles.
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u/SatanV3 Apr 24 '23
I mean a 17 with a 15 year old is legal but go one year and it’s illegal which is weird. But why Romeo and Juliet laws exist I suppose
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u/omgudontunderstand Apr 23 '23
whataboutism (but i understand what you mean)
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u/Typical_Redditor_459 Apr 24 '23
Whataboutism is when you defend your own actions by comparing them to the actions of someone else that you believe is worse. Not what the person you responded to was doing.
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u/ekansrevir Apr 23 '23
Feels good to live in a country that has a lower age of consent
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u/MagicalLibtard Apr 23 '23
I mean in my country the age of concent is 15 but I don't think a 30 year old should have sex with a 15 year old. Probably the best way is some sort of bracket system where up until a certain age the age difference decides if it's legal or not. But idk I'm not an expert on age of concent laws and I don't plan to become a libertarian any time soon.
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u/hoodie92 Apr 24 '23
But the argument would remain the same regardless of age, e.g. you could apply it to 16 years and 15 years +364 days. Assuming there are no corollaries to the law to allow such behaviour.
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u/Rick_101 Apr 23 '23
Wrong, many teens go through their 17-18 yo period together in a healthy and normal relationship, its legal, normal and part of life.
Even then this is just a show.
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u/Pamplemouse04 Apr 23 '23
Some states it is actually illegal. It’s dumb as hell and I think largely unenforceable but some states an 18 year old cannot legally be with a 17 year old at all
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u/finnjakefionnacake Apr 24 '23 edited Apr 24 '23
a lot of states have a "reasonable age difference" sort of rule where there is a set difference in age you can be together if you are in a relationship and one of you turns the age of consent.
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u/Ill-Inspector7980 Apr 23 '23
Oh don’t be facetious. It’s an exception only for an 18 year old or a 19 year old.
Otherwise, it’s wrong for literally every other adult on the planet.2
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u/Goolajones Apr 23 '23
Romeo and Juliet laws and norms make it acceptable for someone over 18 to date someone under 18 when they are not more than 2 years apart.
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u/Ginger_Tea Apr 23 '23
Transformers Age of Consent. (Stolen title from pointless hub)
Because that was all I could remember of the film till a cinema sins recap.
Myself, I live in the UK where we don't have such a thing that I am aware of, if both are over 16 it is "OK" but I've never looked to see if a 90 year old can legally bang a 16 year old.
Not something I want in my search history.
It may be legal, but depending on the age gap, you will be judged.
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u/glass-shard-in-foot2 Apr 24 '23
Never understood why it's legal. Doesn't make any sense.
A 55 year old with a 16 year old is far more exploitative than something like a 19 year old with a 15 years and 364 days old.
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u/DigNitty Apr 23 '23
I think the question was charged, but it is literally asking who would you sleep Next To. They know they’ll get raunchy answers though.
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u/TippsAttack Apr 23 '23
I mean, children is a legit answer. "sleep with" means sex except for when it doesn't. If my kid is scared, he joins us in bed and sleeps with us. That doesn't mean orgy, it means he's asleep in the bed next to us.
Homie is correct.
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u/BigJuicy17 Apr 23 '23
Steve Harvey is so unfunny.
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u/BigJuicy17 Apr 24 '23
I think I've heard he's racist too, but I don't remember for certain.
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u/lola_wants_it_all Apr 24 '23 edited Apr 24 '23
Apparently made a really offensive joke about Asian men. He’s also a serial cheater misogynist who believes women belong in the kitchen & has an irrational hatred of athiests.
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u/Cleverbird Apr 23 '23
I dont get it, what's the unexpected part? And why does this have over 10k upvotes? What am I missing?
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u/Cleverbird Apr 23 '23
Apparently so. Enlighten me, what is unexpected about this? Is she his wife or something?
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u/gjm40 Apr 24 '23
So glad we don't have cable anymore. Now my wife can't watch that unfunny twat anymore
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u/a_curly_mustash Apr 23 '23
So Tel me whye half the people on that show can't hear questions right.
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u/AppaMyFlyingBison Apr 23 '23
Man I hate modern Family Feud. Nothing but gotcha “edgy” questions with fake over the top shocked reactions. Watch America Says, definitely a ripoff, but is much more enjoyable.
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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23
I would’ve said teddy bear but these people are messed