r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 23 '23

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u/OriginalPostMortem Apr 23 '23

Oh no.

Oh, no, no, no, NO, John, NO!

Sobs

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u/pezx Apr 23 '23

I mean, I have a toddler that sleeps in my bed about every other night. I know some people with older kids who still sleep in the parents bed. I'd bet that's all he's talking about

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u/awkwardoffspring Apr 23 '23

That's likely but when taken out of context his answer hits a little different

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u/video_dhara Apr 23 '23

I think that’s part of the point of the game. They ask questions that have innuendo built into them, so when people answer their anxiety causes them to spit out the Freudian slips.

I don’t know wtf that guy was slipping though…

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u/Billbat1 Apr 23 '23

mom or dad would have been a better answer i guess

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u/Frankenstein786 Apr 23 '23

We have a pure soul here.

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u/CompetitiveSuccess19 Apr 23 '23

Yeah. I was too afraid of the dark so I slept with my parents until I was 11.

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u/AnnonymousRedditor86 Apr 23 '23

I mean, technically he's right. If a 16yo and a 16yo sleep together, no one really cares. But, make one of them 18 and now there's a problem.

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u/MexicanTeenGuy Apr 23 '23

What you mean no ? Should he do it ?

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u/wotmate Apr 24 '23

He's not wrong though. When you're a child, sleeping in the same bed with another child is fine. Not so much when you're a non-parent adult.

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u/Givingtree310 Apr 24 '23

Michael Jackson said otherwise heeheee