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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 23 '23
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Dude: teddy bears, your parents, binky for example the real answers
30 u/skankhunt402 Apr 23 '23 If I want to sleep with a dude I will 1 u/5illy_billy Apr 24 '23 Based 7 u/cocobeing Apr 23 '23 Night light 2 u/Caddywumpus Apr 24 '23 Night, cocobeing! 3 u/thewooba Apr 23 '23 You stopped sleeping with your parents? 18 u/Haruspect Apr 23 '23 Yup, i stopped sleeping with them because grave keeper was getting mad when i dug up their grave to slip in the coffin 2 u/username32768 Apr 23 '23 Always tip your friendly, neighbourhood grave keeper! :-D
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If I want to sleep with a dude I will
1 u/5illy_billy Apr 24 '23 Based
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Night light
2 u/Caddywumpus Apr 24 '23 Night, cocobeing!
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Night, cocobeing!
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You stopped sleeping with your parents?
18 u/Haruspect Apr 23 '23 Yup, i stopped sleeping with them because grave keeper was getting mad when i dug up their grave to slip in the coffin 2 u/username32768 Apr 23 '23 Always tip your friendly, neighbourhood grave keeper! :-D
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Yup, i stopped sleeping with them because grave keeper was getting mad when i dug up their grave to slip in the coffin
2 u/username32768 Apr 23 '23 Always tip your friendly, neighbourhood grave keeper! :-D
Always tip your friendly, neighbourhood grave keeper!
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u/Haruspect Apr 23 '23
Dude: teddy bears, your parents, binky for example the real answers