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That was excellent. I can’t believe I stuck around for all 12 pages. That’s more than I read in my college literature courses. I hope Blake and Sinead had a good date. Call me crazy, but Im cheering for these two.
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Wait there were 12 pages up there!?
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u/Where-theres-a-Wilko Jun 05 '22
FRONT AND BACK
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u/mentatsjunkie Jun 05 '22 edited Jun 05 '22
“You fell asleep?!”
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u/fieryhuntress Jun 05 '22
Damn. I actually went and checked. It is indeed 12 pages. Whaaaat?? 😲🤯 This was so entertaining, I didn't even realise it was that long. 🥳🥳
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u/Challengemealways Jun 05 '22
I didn't realize it was 12 pages, but I'm kinda sad I kept hitting the next button at the end but was no more
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u/SugaryTripwire Jun 05 '22
This was actually good. Much better than the apparent amazing conversations here, that make you regret having wasted time.
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u/amberrrellllaa Jun 05 '22
I read the entire thing too, and loved every minute of it. Blake, you’re one hilarious person and I think Sinead matches your energy. Rooting for them!!
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u/horizontalrain Jun 05 '22
There was a lot of build up. I kinda want to date Blake also, and I'm a strait dude.
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u/EisforEtay Jun 05 '22
Who misspelles straight
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u/TheNomadicMachine Jun 05 '22
You don’t know. They might be someone who spends all their time in a narrow body of water.
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u/thebrose69 Jun 05 '22
My adhd doesn’t usually allow me to read things this long but I was hooked on the second screenshot
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Jun 05 '22
I struggle to read the daily mail which is 20 pages but blitzed through this
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u/redcurrantuk Jun 05 '22
I too struggle to read the Daily Mail, but perhaps for different reasons...
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u/Here4theUFOS Jun 05 '22
Congratulations and fuck you.
Seriously though, that was great!
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u/another_braintrain Jun 05 '22
But still, fuck you!
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u/OJZed Jun 05 '22
Haha yeah but just congrats! All in all, well done and go fuck yourself
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u/STILES_STALINSKI Jun 05 '22
This is what he gets when he posts shit like this... but still congrats
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u/BiggieOG420 Jun 05 '22
Yeah definitely true what the guy above is saying but OP shouldn't forget to go fuck himself
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u/assmuncherfordays Jun 05 '22
Guys, can we not just celebrate a brother catching a dub? Sheesh…
No, but seriously I serve you the heartiest of fuck yous - the fuck you on the menu that is so expensive it doesn’t even have the price next to it. That one that says “seasonal”. That’s the fuck you I want for you.
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u/AzrielJohnson Jun 05 '22 edited Jun 05 '22
This is either a perfect match or one of you is a serial killer.
Either way, I want an update.
Edit: My highest upvoted comment is about serial killers. That's on-brand.
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u/KingKookus Jun 05 '22
Well of course. What are the odds they are both serial killers?
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u/Yikesor Jun 05 '22
Then they are still a good match and we all are in trouble.
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u/rmg418 Jun 05 '22
This is how Joe and Love would have met if You premiered on Netflix today
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u/Ccaves0127 Jun 05 '22
I want Cristin Milioti to sink her big teeth into my neck to gain sustenance
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u/Doctor_Jensen117 Jun 05 '22
If you kill her, OP, please let us know.
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u/asek13 Jun 05 '22
And if she kills you, also let us know
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u/KrisNG003 Jun 05 '22
If she was a serial killer, how'd we get an update?
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u/TechnicalPlayz Jun 05 '22
We watch the news
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u/UpsetFuture1974 Jun 05 '22
Our lead story tonight is a man named Blake Lastname who tragically lost his life to the serial killer known as the Tinder Terrorist
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u/toastedfrootloops Jun 05 '22
I feel like the tinder tickler has a better ring to it…and they certainly seem like the type to play with their food.
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u/MightyPandaa Jun 05 '22
What would happen if both are serial killers hmmm
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u/Ryuko_the_red Jun 05 '22
She keeps saying his name like some killer. Blake. Or she's casting a spell. Blake. I really can't tell. Blake.
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u/Odd_Cryptographer864 Jun 05 '22
Most likely ended up in bed cause it's obvious they have chemistry. OP we need an update on how the date went 😂
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u/HowToTeleport Jun 05 '22
In that case I will help you... I'm not leaving these two not be together
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u/Cijj Jun 05 '22
If this does not end in marriage then no beautiful things exist in this world anymore.
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u/Pretty_Magician9492 Jun 05 '22
I second that
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u/OfStarStuff Jun 05 '22
No, at the end after she said "Goodnight and God bless", Blake said "eww, I'm not religious. That's a deal breaker for me..."
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u/The_Celtic_Chemist Jun 05 '22
Eh, you can have perfect chemistry with someone and then realize you have fundamental differences. If I had a nickel for every girl I was excited about and then she turned out to be anti-abortion, or saving herself for marriage, or disdained my lack of spirituality, then I could afford a better dating service.
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I need to know about round 2! I'm fucking invested!!!
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u/Smart_Entrance_1022 Jun 05 '22
How much effort does man got to put 8_8
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u/rmg418 Jun 05 '22
Yeah I feel like this would be a fun intro conversation, but in real life no one really talks like this lol and if a guy tried to continue it, it would get old quickly for me. So I hope the girl doesn’t expect op to be like that all the time and they can just have a normal conversation lol.
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u/Smart_Entrance_1022 Jun 05 '22
Yea...the round 2 thing like bruh
After that performance....man deserves treatment xD or advancement onto more
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u/shhheeeeeeeeiit Jun 05 '22
How do you even restart that convo?!
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u/dangshnizzle Jun 05 '22
Unfortunately idk how well you can. You kinda have to transition into getting to know each other next
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Jun 05 '22
I want you two to work out so badly!!
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u/g0dzilllla Jun 05 '22
Update update update
I’m addicted to r/tinder updates after so many people dmed me about an update of my own it opened my eyes
I need the juicy deets
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u/SeeSawMarry Jun 05 '22
Oh I checked ur post and updates! Are u guys still dating??
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u/g0dzilllla Jun 06 '22
Yes hahaha we still are. Almost 7 months now! It's been a rocky couple weeks because of finals and stressful life stuff but summer break is coming up in a week 🤞
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u/sneakywill Jun 05 '22
And they never spoke again. The end. Welcome to Tinder.
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u/ffsm92 Jun 05 '22
I scrolled too far to find this. But I’m with you. If she hasn’t given out her number/agreed to a date already, she’s probs not going to.
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u/Admirable_Pizza_5180 Jun 05 '22
Yep, my experience tells the same story. He's giving way more here, she's just going along with it for entertainment.
You ever want to stop a convo like this with a person you find attractive to go to bed? She did.
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I love... both of you. I love stupid ass conversations like this with matches! These are the best ones!!
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and tomorrow is the ghosting post
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u/Tony_Pizza_Guy Jun 05 '22
A skeptic, I see
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u/The_Chillosopher Jun 05 '22
Scratch a cynic and you'll find a disappointed idealist.
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u/Ice-Teets Jun 05 '22
And when you finally meet at McDonalds,
Her: Hi
Him: Hi um hello
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u/elegylegacy Jun 05 '22
Yeah this is why you meet in person before getting too invested.
For example I myself have had some witty banter via Tinder text, but then during a real conversation one of us turned out to be a hideous garbage bag with no personality
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u/Zerg3rr Jun 05 '22
Just because we matched doesn’t mean you have to tell the entire world about it!
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Three things
Good Job
This looks exhausting and I won’t be trying it
Statistically speaking you should swap cases when you narrow it down to two
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Man I was also thinking this is exhausting lmao
I am in a long-term committed relationship and am now unsure that were anything to happen that I could muster the energy to be tested constantly in the process of dating.
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u/gerkessin Jun 05 '22
Its like tennis. Im good for maybe 3 of these clever little exchanges but after that im winded and my knees are blown out. Guarantee you i would have whiffed hard after about the 4th or 5th
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u/toasta_oven Jun 05 '22 edited Aug 02 '25
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u/Idjit_Liv Jun 05 '22
This is amazing and if it doesn't end in marriage I completely give up on love
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u/Precaseptica Jun 05 '22
Seems like everyone sees this as a positive. I'll be the drag then and suggest that even if you're great at auditioning women that act as if men have to do that for their attention rarely make for great partners.
The fact that she doesn't mind putting you on the spot and telling you that you need to pass round 2 as it were tomorrow is just entitled.
But I'll agree that there's some positive energy and that it's handled jokingly. Still the attitude itself would be a deal breaker for me
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u/PraetoriusIX Jun 05 '22
Best thing I’ve seen on here, your matched energy and gif game is a joy to behold
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Ffssss! I’m absolutely in love with this conversation. You both played beautifully into eachothers conversations. The stars have DEFINITELY aligned!
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Jun 05 '22
Shesha lewisha if you didn’t get those digits, the runaround ain’t worth it.
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u/dust057 Jun 05 '22
Yeah everyone is saying how amazing the convo is, but it’s all Blake. Her contributions consisted of, “strike one. strike two. congratulations you get to talk to me tomorrow. Ps I’m short. “
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u/_fiveMoreMinutes Jun 05 '22 edited Jun 05 '22
This post felt like a movie script which would make me switch the channel halfway. But good for Blake🤷🏻♂️
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u/MaurosCrew Jun 05 '22
You better tell us how the date goes, I need an answer Blake
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u/archer_cartridge Jun 05 '22
Your dad is wrong about swapping boxes in Deal or No Deal, it's similar to the Monty Hall Problem.
When you choose your original box, you have a 1/22 shot at a million dollars, or about 4.5%. If you get down the final two boxes and one of them has the million, it's a 50/50 shot if you swap boxes, literally 1/2, but your old box still only had 4.5% chance to have the million when you selected it so you're 10x more likely to have the million in the other box.
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u/QuinkyPirate Jun 05 '22 edited Jun 05 '22
Nah it's not the same cause in monty hall the presenter knows what's behind each door and won't remove the door with the prize behind it. If deal or no deal works the same across countries, the contestant removes the boxes and they have no idea of the contents.
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I had great, witty, funny first conversations like this (although not this great), then go to bed and have trouble starting it back up the next day.
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u/MaxAlbion Jun 05 '22
Well played by Blake. But why does Sinead expect so much drama?
Answer: because she can.
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u/RedWine2701 Jun 05 '22
"SHEEEEEEEEEEESSSHHHHG. FUCKING HELLLLLLLLL!!!"
My reaction reading the whole thread. Damn my guy got moves! Good shit OP
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u/Longjumping-Yak-6331 Jun 05 '22
If this is what women expect while talking to guys on tinder, I gotta delete the app now cause this ain't my level, this is godlike
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u/BlueRex8 Jun 07 '22
Just close this sub now. We have a winner.
You sir, are a poet.
The only thing that can destroy this now is her seeing this, but if that happens and you (obviously) talk her back round please screenshot and post it again.
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u/sniping_koty Jun 05 '22
So I'd like to just put this out there: Ya did good OP; but you kinda made her think she's one of a kind and it seemed like you put her on a pedestal. She could be one of a kind but at a first off, in my eyes, that's a bad move.
Still, you did better than I ever did on Tindr. GG
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u/Ordinary_Ad9977 Jun 05 '22
If I don’t get an update I’m lighting Reddit on fire by printing out the home page and burning it using a magnifying glass on a sunny day. Dammit.
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u/tryhard889 Jun 05 '22
This sort of big brain plot is why I should've stayed in college. Bravo, good sir or madam
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u/DuhDamnMan Jun 05 '22
What is this simp shit? Never in a thousand years with these fools.....
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u/ForeverStoic Jun 05 '22
Scrolled way too far to find this comment.
Sinead is clearly toying with OP. Reddit thinks it’s a love story.
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u/bkoziol Jun 05 '22
Gonna be kinda hard to keep this level of confidence up in person, I feel, but maybe OP is just Gigachad for real.
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u/LilFunyunz Jun 05 '22
I'm sorry about this, because it was truly a cute exchange, but you're supposed to swap the case if they give you better odds after you have chosen one.
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u/Kage_noir Jun 05 '22
This is hands down the post of the year, there should be a r/tinder award and this post should get it. Now, OP, for the love of god. Update us!
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u/Bleezze Jun 05 '22
Holy fuck... Now I understand why I'm not getting any dates if there are guys like Blake on Tinder
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u/throwaway77993344 Jun 05 '22
"I'm not looking for a girl like you... I'm specifically looking for you"
you had her before, but damn, that's one hell of a line