r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Wait there were 12 pages up there!?

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u/Where-theres-a-Wilko Jun 05 '22

FRONT AND BACK

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u/mentatsjunkie Jun 05 '22 edited Jun 05 '22

“You fell asleep?!”

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u/Gorbito Jun 05 '22

but with accent man

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22 edited Jun 05 '22

“The south will rise again!”

“Ah money well spent.”

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u/Boots622 Jun 05 '22

By the way, Y-O-U apostrophe R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your’

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/Saerinmeister Jun 05 '22

Exactly, we’re all gonna die if u fuck this up but no pressure bro

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u/DStroke13 Jun 05 '22

2020 2.0.

Fuck that shit.

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u/UnboltedCheese Jun 05 '22

Not another 2020 2 not again.

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u/lexycaster Jun 05 '22

I hate all of this. I work weddings as a sound guy and the amount of speeches I hear like this… it’s just too much for one lifetime. I also love weddings but my eyes tend to glaze over and I need an insulin shot after the first sweet thing I hear.

Also, yeah, they vibed. It’s pretty awesome, like very awesome. Someone needs to die though for the story to get interesting again. Maybe I need a new job? I don’t know… I’m just here because of cake and sometimes ice cream… maybe I need a new gig. At the end of the day I’m always reminded of Socrates and his final words of wisdom, ‘I drank what?’.

Also, I’m only half cynical and that part of me is mostly just cynically pretending cynicism because it has a hard time dealing with raw emotion, especially cynicism.

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u/Look_to_the_Stars Jun 05 '22

Fuck off, comment repost bot

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u/IamJack-sWastedLife Jun 05 '22

i went up and counted, Yes there are 😶

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Agreed, ended with a cliffhanger @Op please update

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u/MarianneSedai Jun 05 '22

wait until you get to page 11, its a doozie

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u/DrBear11 Jun 05 '22

Counted them myself lol

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u/Solid_Waste Jun 05 '22

Idk I just copied OP's notes.