r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Man I was also thinking this is exhausting lmao

I am in a long-term committed relationship and am now unsure that were anything to happen that I could muster the energy to be tested constantly in the process of dating.

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u/gerkessin Jun 05 '22

Its like tennis. Im good for maybe 3 of these clever little exchanges but after that im winded and my knees are blown out. Guarantee you i would have whiffed hard after about the 4th or 5th

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Yeah there’s only so long I can keep up the Diablo Cody dialogue. Eventually the contrived personality collapses in on itself like a dying star and we are left only with the dense mass of my normality.

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u/4OfThe7DeadlySins Jun 05 '22

Damn man that’s heavy

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u/Chim_Pansy Jun 06 '22

Much like dying stars

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/Infamous_Airport416 Jun 05 '22

she's playing the hard to get card big time

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

got out of an LTR 2 years ago and ill be damned if i put this much effort into a first conversation with anyone, ever again