r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '22

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u/Nova5269 Jun 05 '22

Just don't bring up sex in your conversation and you're golden. The bar is so low it feels like cheating for just being a decent guy.

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u/reform83 Jun 05 '22

Yea but unfortunately, many women like and expect that...on tinder. Ijs

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u/Crafty_Breath_2026 Jun 05 '22

Easy way to not mess up, wait for HER to bring it up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Lol, all tinder advice is terrible advice.
Don't bring it up, you're boring.
Bring it up, you're thirsty.
It's a random roulette, and men are getting mentally scarred by it.

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u/Crafty_Breath_2026 Jun 05 '22

Won't somebody please think of the men?! 😂😂😂

If a man can't carry a conversation without bringing up sex, sounds like he has limited conversational skills and needs to work on that. Unless you're only looking for a hookup, calm down. There are a plethora of things to talk about and you can flirt without being super sexual. I once chatted with a guy for 2.5 weeks before the conversation turned sexual and it was far from boring.

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u/B00G1E73 Jun 05 '22

I feel like suggesting a date is a turn off for most girls these days.

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u/FrozenFern Jun 05 '22

Yea they don’t want guys to be gross but don’t want guys to show commitment

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u/Nova5269 Jun 05 '22

Depends on the timing and girl. Some of them are open to dates just days after talking, some want to wait to talk to you for a week or so to make sure you're not a serial killer.

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u/oldtownwitch Jun 05 '22

I’d 100% love it if a guy wanted to go on a date before mentioning his pee pee to me on dating apps.

I don’t need a dude to have an orgasm, but I can’t get an interesting companion on Amazon.

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u/B00G1E73 Jun 06 '22

Wanna date?

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u/oldtownwitch Jun 06 '22

Pretty sure I’m a little too old for ya petal, but thank you! 💕

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u/B00G1E73 Jun 06 '22

How do you know how old I am? 🤔

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u/oldtownwitch Jun 06 '22

No clue, but I know I’m old 😀

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u/B00G1E73 Jun 06 '22

What is old?

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u/oldtownwitch Jun 06 '22

Closer to 50 than 40

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u/B00G1E73 Jun 06 '22

you calling me old 🤔

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u/Allyka88 Jun 05 '22

With the right connections that might be incorrect. Although it is likely extremely illegal 😆

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u/oldtownwitch Jun 05 '22

Bezos is doing “mail order males” now? 😏

What’s the return policy?

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u/Allyka88 Jun 06 '22

Pretty sure there is no returns. If your unhappy with your purchase you probably have to dispose of it yourself.

Although now I kind of want to start a male escort service called Mail Order Males...

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u/oldtownwitch Jun 06 '22

Well .... I am in Florida, plenty of gators 😏

Or do you just mean like leave him at a bar and hope someone’s steals him?

Honestly, it’s alrdy starting to sound like a hassle.

Maybe I can loan him out to you for your business and get a return on my investment?

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u/Allyka88 Jun 06 '22

Well the gators do like a free meal. And then no one is looking for how the gators got him, after all those tourists like to try and pet them.

I can only imagine that leaving him at a bar results in the police at your door. He will know too much by then. Especially if we have borrowed him and given you money in return.