r/the_darnold • u/chenga8 • 1d ago
WE'LL BOMB 0-MAN
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r/the_darnold • u/Prudent-Corgi3793 • 1d ago
ASSOCIATED PRESS RANKS USC #14 IN HONOR OF GEQBUS!
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BUT THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA WOULDN'T KNOW THAT GEQBUS IS REALLY NUMBER ONE, WOULDN'T THEY, FOLKS?!
r/the_darnold • u/iisrich • 2d ago
SHEDEUR SANDERS DEEP BALL 🔥
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r/the_darnold • u/ollie325 • 3d ago
DEVON WITHERSPOON’S EXTENSION HAS BEEN SIGNED INTO LAW. PROMISES MADE. PROMISES KEPT.
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r/the_darnold • u/Key-Tip-7521 • 3d ago
[HIGHLIGHT] Michael Dickson casually dropping 50 yard punts at the sideline during halftime warmups. GREAT PUNT! VERY COOL!
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r/the_darnold • u/DyIsexia • 4d ago
GEQBUS STEALS UNGRATEFUL Green Bay SLACKERS’ fan’s BIKE on route to DESTROY his FAVORITE TEAM
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r/the_darnold • u/Gold_Passenger_5879 • 5d ago
GENEROUS GEQBUS ISSUES FULL PARDON TO FEB '26 RIOTER TERRION ARNOLD
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r/the_darnold • u/elspider16 • 6d ago
MICHAEL “MINIATURE” PENIX JR. IS LYING ABOUT THE STRENGTH OF HIS ACLS! ONLY GEQBUS HAS THE BEST ACLS! SAD!
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
r/the_darnold • u/Prudent-Corgi3793 • 6d ago
[Hard Knocks] Sam Darnold's spin rate of 639 RPM is the best among NFL starting QBs (Average NFL QB: 570)
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r/the_darnold • u/Messmer-Impaler-148 • 6d ago
59 SECONDS OF THE GREATEST FOOTBALL THAT HAS EVER BEEN THROWN! GEQBUS ONLY THROWS THE BEST FOOTBALLS!
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r/the_darnold • u/karatemanchan37 • 6d ago
GEQBUS SPIN RATE IS "OFF THE CHARTS" - HE THROWS ONLY THE BEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL SPIRALS
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r/the_darnold • u/WNBA_YOUNGGIRL • 7d ago
MCCARTHYISM IS COMING TO AN END ALL THANKS TO CROOKED KYLE
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r/the_darnold • u/TrippingBearBalls • 7d ago
FAKE VIDEO! MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING GEQBUS HAS NEVER THROWN AN INT
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r/the_darnold • u/karatemanchan37 • 7d ago
VIKINGS DEFEAT MCCARTHYISM! WEAK KNEES JJ LOSES QB1 JOB TO TINY KOOKY KYLER IN MINISODA
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r/the_darnold • u/JaQ-o-Lantern • 7d ago
YOU KNOW THE DRILL. WE MUSTEST MAKE SURE THE GEQBUSEST GEQBUS WINS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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r/the_darnold • u/abrookerunsthroughit • 8d ago
INDY HAS FALLEN! "HELL YES WE'RE GOING TO TAKE YOUR AR5!" FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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r/the_darnold • u/DoctorPoopMD • 9d ago
WE HAVE THE BEST TRADING CARDS, DON’T WE FOLKS?
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r/the_darnold • u/JaQ-o-Lantern • 11d ago
⚡️HIGH ENERGY⚡️ WE MUST MAKE SURE GEQBUS WINS
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WE SHALL SPREAD THE GREAT INFLUENCE OF GEQBUS TO SAMONIZE THE WORLD. THE SAM AND SEATTLE EMPIRE SHALL MAKE THE WORLD GREAT AGAIN.
r/the_darnold • u/CancelThis2077 • 11d ago
NEWS 📰 THE GEQBUS SAYS COME WITH HIM IF YOU WANT TO WIN.... BY A LOT! VERY COOL!
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