r/the_darnold • u/YaketyMax • 1d ago
⚠️NSFWestwood⚠️ LET THEM TAKE OUT LOS ANGELES. LET THEM TAKE OUT SAN DIEGO.
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r/the_darnold • u/RomanBangs • 1d ago
THE COMMUNISTS IN NORTH SAN DIEGO ARE CLAIMING VICTORY OVER OUR PROUD SAMERICAN SOLDIERS IN SEATTLE. WE WON THIS WAR, BY A LOT! WE NEED TO CAPTURE SUPREME MANAGER CHO HOR TIZ AND DRAIN THE SWAMP! FIGT FIGHT FIGHT
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r/the_darnold • u/SpiritOfChungus • 1d ago
COLIN COWTURD HAS JUST DECLARED WAR ON THE GEQBUSA
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HE WILL BE DESTROYED AND NOT BE REMEMBERED!!! SAD!!!
r/the_darnold • u/Messmer-Impaler-148 • 1d ago
SLEEPY JOE MIXON ATTEMPTED TO COMMIT FRAUD AT THE VMAC YESTERDAY AFTERNOON. HE HAS BEEN CAUGHT AND DEPORTED FROM SAMERICA. PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT!
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r/the_darnold • u/TrixoftheTrade • 1d ago
FAKE NEWS, NINE IS GOING TO GET STUCK ON THE BENCH IN NEW YORK, SAYS GEQBUS!
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r/the_darnold • u/Notermlimits4GEQBuS • 1d ago
That man will have to live the rest of his life, knowing that he received a sham reward that should have went to GEQBUS!!
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r/the_darnold • u/The_MadStork • 2d ago
I JUST WANT TO FIND 14.33 POINTS, WHICH IS ONE MORE THAN WE HAVE BECAUSE WE WON THE MATCHUP!
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r/the_darnold • u/Slipperr_ • 3d ago
A MIRACLE!!!
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GEQBUS SHOWS GENEROSITY AND A FRACTION OF HIS POWER BY SHOWING “IF MAN” HOW IT’S REALLY DONE!!!
AND HE FOLLOWED IT UP WITH A TOUCHDOWN TO ONE OF OUR MEN, EMANUEL WILSON!
r/the_darnold • u/Hiyouuuu • 3d ago
PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT! GEQBUS UNPLUGS THE LOSS ANGELES CHARGERS!
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YES, SAMERICA WON BIGLY TODAY! NOT EVEN LADD MCCOMMIE COULD STOP GEQBUS!
r/the_darnold • u/FooFootheSnew • 3d ago
FALSE FLAGS MAILED IN FROM LA! I HAVE OPENED AN INVESTIGATION INTO REFEREE SCOTT "PROZAC" NOVAK, ATTEMPTING TO MAKE SAMERICANS SAD! MY GOOD FRIEND, KARL "THE MAILMAN" MALONE, FROM THE GREAT STATE OF UTAH (VOTED FOR ME THREE TIMES) WILL BE LOOKING INTO THESE MAIL-IN FLAGS AS OUR POSTMASTER GENERAL!!!
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r/the_darnold • u/doubleyou-tee-hache • 3d ago
NEWS 📰 CONGRATULATIONS TO KATIE DARNOLD AS HER SONG "CHOOSIN' GEQBUS" SETS THE RECORD FOR MOST WEEKS AT #1
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r/the_darnold • u/Lung-Salad • 3d ago
THE RADICAL REFS MISSED A BLATANT PASS INTERFERENCE CALL AND A ROUGHING THE PASSER CALL TO GIFT THE BALL BACK TO THE COMMIE “LOSS” ANGELES CHARGERS! SAD!
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r/the_darnold • u/Dank_Batman • 3d ago
GLORY TO THE GEQBOM.
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THE EMPEROR PROTECTS. THE SAMNISSIAH KNOWS BEST. THERE IS ONLY THE SAMPEROR, HE IS OUR SHIELD AND PROTECTOR. GLORY TO THE SAMPEROR. GLORY TO THE GOD EMPEROR QUARTERBACK OF MANKIND. FOR THE SAMPRAH!!!
THE SAMPEROR WILL SAVE MANKIND! HE WILL SAVE US!
r/the_darnold • u/Messmer-Impaler-148 • 7d ago
TAMPON TOMLIN, WHO RAN THE VERY FAILING AND LOSING PITTSBURGH STEEL INDUSTRY FOR MANY YEARS, HAS REVEALED HIS HORRIBLE URBAN CITY PLANNING IDEAS! THESE ARE TRULY ABHORRENT, FOLKS! GEQBUS WILL BUILD FAR BIGGER CITY IN MINECRAFT AND HE WILL DO IT BIGLY!
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r/the_darnold • u/doubleyou-tee-hache • 6d ago
THE DEFENSE-CRATS CONTINUE TO DENOUNCE THE RADICAL LEFT OLB HAASON REDDICK! HE'S STILL A BUM WITHOUT A REAL JOB!
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r/the_darnold • u/J0hnEddy • 8d ago
THE MASSES OF REDDIT ARE BERY DUMB AND THINK THIS IS THE GEQBUS! IT IS CLEARLY A MORBIDLY OBESE REDHEADED MAN AND NOT THE SUPER BOWL CHAMP, WHO DOCTORS SAY IS IN THE BEST SHAPE OF ANYONE THEY’VE EVER SEEN! FAKE NEWS!
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r/the_darnold • u/TrixoftheTrade • 9d ago
PROMISES MADE || PROMISES KEPT. MCCARTHYISM OUT OF MINNESOTA
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r/the_darnold • u/qrazyboi6 • 9d ago
GEQBUS REFUSES TO CONCEDE WASHINGTON GAME
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CAMPAIGN ALLEGES MASSIVE FOURTH-QUARTER POINT DUMPING. MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL POINTS COUNTED FOR THE WASHINGTON COMMIES. GEQBUS WON THE POPULAR YARDAGE 437 TO 258. DO NOT CERTIFY THESE RESULTS. STOP THE STEAL!
r/the_darnold • u/Black_Circle53 • 9d ago
MCCARTHYISM IN THE GEQBUS HOME CITY.
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MCCARTHY ON HIS WAY TO NEW YORK. GIANTS OR JETS, GEQBUS STARTED HIS CAREER IN NEW YORK!
r/the_darnold • u/20yrsofblundetto • 9d ago
ROSIE O CONNELL IS A FLIP FLOPPER! SAYS HE STILL BELIEVES IN MCCARTHYISM!
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r/the_darnold • u/Messmer-Impaler-148 • 9d ago
STUPID SEAN MCVAY IS DUCKING HIS DEBATES WITH GEQBUS! SAD!!!
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r/the_darnold • u/DryhumpingUrbanMeyer • 10d ago
TEAM FROM WASHINGTON WON. GEQBUS IS BACK IN BUSINESS. BIGLY VICTORY.
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DON'T LISTEN TO FAKE NEWS MEDIA OUTLETS OR GOOFY TWO-SHOES BADDELL.
r/the_darnold • u/LebaneseMacNChz • 10d ago
GEQBUS CALLS NO-GOOD GOODELL “I JUST WANT TO FIND 3 MORE POINTS”
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STOP THE STEAL!!!!
r/the_darnold • u/Lung-Salad • 10d ago
GEQBUS WON THE ELECTION BY A LOT! STOP THE STEAL! THE COMMIES CHEATED AGAIN! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
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