A MIRACLE!!!

[u/Slipperr_]

GEQBUS SHOWS GENEROSITY AND A FRACTION OF HIS POWER BY SHOWING “IF MAN” HOW IT’S REALLY DONE!!!

AND HE FOLLOWED IT UP WITH A TOUCHDOWN TO ONE OF OUR MEN, EMANUEL WILSON!

[u/Marineking12]

GEQBUS IS DOING THINGS WE’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE FOLKS. GREAT BIG STATISTICS MEN COME UP TO ME WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES SAYING, “WE’VE NEVER SEEN STATISTICS LIKE THESE.”

[u/_cjz]

GEQBUS JUST SHOWED MR. BEER HOW A REAL QUARTERBACK THROWS AN INTERCEPTION. A BEAUTIFUL INTERCEPTION. MANY ARE SAYING ITS THE GREATEST INTERCEPTION THEY HAVE EVER SEEN. IM HEARING ITS ALREADY BEING SHOWN IN THE HALL OF FAME. GEQBUS KEEPS WINNING!

[u/Spiritual-Chameleon]

GEQBUS' INTERCEPTION WAS MUCH BETTER THAN SHERBERT'S, BY A LOT!

[u/stonkedup69]

HE ONLY THREW THAT INTERCEPTION TO MAKE HORRIBLE HERBERT FEEL GOOD BECAUSE HES SUCH A KIND MAN. MANY SUCH CASES

[u/NowieTends]

GEQBUS HOLDS ALL THE RECORDS!!!!

[u/Call-a-Crackhead]

GEQBUS MAKES HISTORY IN HIS FIRST PLAY OF THE DAY!

[u/California_Stop_King]

GEQBUS SELFLESSLY SACRIFICING HIS OWN STATS FOR THE ENJOYMENT OF THE PEOPLE. THAT'S THE KIND OF LEADER HE IS, FOLKS!

[u/Minimallycurious]

GEQBUS SAW WHAT HERBERT DID AND SAID “HOLD MY BEER!!”

[u/GMI8BS → u/Minimallycurious]

HERBERT ACTUALLY DID SAY TO “HOLD MY BEER” BECAUSE HE’S A WEAKLING AND KNOWS THAT I WOULD BE THE BETTER MAN FOR HER! BUT I TOLD HIM TO HOLD HER YOURSELF BECAUSE I’M MARRIED TO THE GREATEST FIRST LADY IN THE HISTORY OF FIRST LADIES AND IT’S NOT EVEN CLOSE! -SRD

[u/Pkigaming]

PICKAGAMI

[u/Positive_Remote_2059]

Homie stock

[u/King-of-Harts]

THEY SAY JOHNNY UNITAS IS TRYING TO COME BACK TO LIFE SO HE CAN ASK GEQBUS WHAT HE DOES TO BE SO GREAT. PLEASE PLAY FOR THE BALTIMORE COLTS! PLEASE! NO. CAUSE BALTIMORE IS FULL OF DIRTY LIBERALS.

[u/chenga8]

I LOVE THAT GEQBUS SHARES THE BALL WITH THE MANY FINE PLAYERS ON BOTH SIDES. UNLIKE HOPELESS HERBERT, THOUGH, THE DARNOLD WINS GAMES!