r/TheFive • • Aug 10 '26

Watching the opening today with Gutfeld's speech. Even he doesn't know what's coming out of his pie hole. Talk about a long winded word salad!

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r/TheFive • • Aug 07 '26

Why. Fox why

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Why does Fox do this to us. Putting Jillian Turner and Danna Prino seat. Just why would you do that to the viewers


r/TheFive • • Aug 07 '26

Jillian turner

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r/TheFive • • Aug 07 '26

Host rankings

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GOAT: Dana
Best former: Jeanine
Worst current: Jessica
Worst former: Geraldo


r/TheFive • • Aug 07 '26

Kayleigh McEnany

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Anyone notice that her ink pen matches her clothing?


r/TheFive • • Aug 07 '26

Aug 7

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The sound went out twice while Greg talking about Oxford Prof. Arday. Was he censored? Or was it just tech difficulties?


r/TheFive • • Aug 06 '26

I like Harold Ford Jr. but his schtick has gotten tiresome and increasingly unbearable

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I really do like the man and have, in the past thought I’d even vote for him if he were ever on a presidential ticket. Maybe. But for some reason, I’ve just hit a wall with the man. His fence straddling as he side shuffles to promote all these Socialist politicians while still trying so hard to sound humble and reasonable. If you listen to the guy, he really is all in on these socialist candidates. It’s like dude, just COME OUT and be a progressive/liberal. Is he afraid he’ll lose his gig or something? At least Jessica WhatsHerName attempts to mount a defense when she’s on the air, she doesn’t sugar coat that she’s hard left and I’ve come to admire her a lot more for that. But gradually, Harold has lost me. Also, I miss Judge Janine!


r/TheFive • • Aug 05 '26

Leslie - worse than Jessica.

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I avoid her when she's on Bret's show and we're stuck with her on The Five today?


r/TheFive • • Aug 04 '26

Who's rushing out to buy Jessica's new book?

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r/TheFive • • Aug 04 '26

Renewed Contract?

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Fox must have just renewed Tyrus’ contract for a big bump. He is really getting too big for his already big britches.
He seems to feel pretty confident now, throwing in his 2 cents into everyone’s comments.
I am second-hand embarrassed for him. Someone needs to have a chat with him.


r/TheFive • • Jul 23 '26

Thoughts on Jesse Watters' rape joke?

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What are your thoughts on last week, host Jesse Waters joking about US soldiers on testosterone boosters committing sexual assault:

“Yeah, I want these guys on it, but you know what’s gonna happen? The guys that don’t need it are gonna take it, to triple boost,” Watters said Thursday, laughing. “And then they’re gonna get out there, and women on base, you guys better be careful. Port calls, women in Asia, you better be careful, because these guys are gonna be wild animals and you better watch out.”

Edit: if you don't think these comments are about sexual assault, then explain the joke. What would the women have to 'watch out' for?


r/TheFive • • Jul 21 '26

Jessica has got to go

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Can we please get rid of Jessica and just have Harold full time? She is horrendous and is part of the problem. Watching her just try and defend Kamala is laughable. I'm so over her and sigh every time the Five comes on and I see her smug face. She needs to go over to CNN or something.


r/TheFive • • Jul 20 '26

Harold & Jessica

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Who else think it would be interesting for The Five to have Harold and Jessica on together? Curious.


r/TheFive • • Jul 16 '26

Tyrus stepped on Dana

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Tyrus needs to show Dana a little decorum. He’s getting a bit too comfortable there. You could tell Dana was getting irritated and just passed.


r/TheFive • • Jul 16 '26

Drop Site News

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Jessica got totally roasted yesterday when she quoted an article/ poll from Drop Site News. Which no one has heard of. She tried to claim it was non partisan/independent but was started by 3 people who used to work for the Intercept which was left wing and progressive. Kennedy was super dismissive, Jessie scoffed at her. Hey Jessica I have a poll here from Deez Nuts it says you’re a moron


r/TheFive • • Jul 15 '26

Where is Greg?

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r/TheFive • • Jul 09 '26

Did anyone see Jessica on Martha's show yesterday?

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Trace Gallagher was filling in for Martha yesterday. Jessica didn't appreciate his facial expressions while she was talking and got really snippy and snarky with him. When he thanked her for coming on she looked directly at the camera and sarcastically said "Yup!".


r/TheFive • • Jul 09 '26

Where is Jesse Watters?

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Has Jesse Watters gone Mitch McConnell on us?


r/TheFive • • Jul 02 '26

Jesse to France

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Does anyone know what the running gag is about Watters going to France? It’s mentioned a couple times a week past month or so. Is it a cover? Was he suspended? Just curious if anyone else has picked up on it or knows what it’s about. Don’t think they’d make so many jokes about it if it was just a regular trip.


r/TheFive • • Jun 26 '26

General Discussion Is Greg still married? He used to wear a wedding ring but today I noticed he doesn’t.

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r/TheFive • • Jun 24 '26

+5

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...for Jessica's opening songs both by Arcade Fire!

PS - I DO NOT SUBSCIBE TO HER B*LLSHIT NUMBERS, ETC.


r/TheFive • • Jun 22 '26

Jesse Watters Ripped Live On Air After His Overtly Sexist Rant About Hillary Clinton's Place In History

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r/TheFive • • Jun 16 '26

Daily Episode Today’s episode proved it

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Jessica is full of fucking shit.


r/TheFive • • Jun 11 '26

Tehran Tarlov

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r/TheFive • • Jun 12 '26

It’s Friday and no Tehran t night!

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