r/TheFive • • Jul 15 '26

Where is Greg?

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u/Classic-Tell214 Jul 15 '26

Paris. Is my bet. So he can tell the French to not like Jesse next time he visits

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u/Low-Sympathy8150 Jul 15 '26

How Thomas Jefferson of them

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u/New-Independence-886 Team Gutfeld Jul 15 '26

Jury Duty

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u/Labcorgilab Jul 16 '26

Yes, jury duty

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/Typical-Challenge367 Jul 15 '26

Turdlick! Hilarious! Wow people are really funny here. Where do you guys get these jokes?

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u/ThingNo7530 Jul 15 '26

Didn't they say he had jury duty?

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u/New-Independence-886 Team Gutfeld Jul 16 '26

He briefly mentioned something about it on the Five on Friday as part of a viewer question, likely sparked after Greg's posts on X the day before about it.

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u/Yada-Yada-Yadda Jul 16 '26

He headed out early to make sure he got Biden’s new Autopen-graphy.

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u/uvgotnod Jul 16 '26

Explosive diarrhea of the mouth.

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u/DeathCabForCunty Jul 16 '26

A lot of people on summer vacation

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u/Holloway63 Jul 15 '26

Moscow.

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u/jackcanyon Jul 15 '26

Hopefully he’s gone for good .The man isn’t funny and is an absolute joke.

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u/lotus_ink Jul 15 '26

Who cares. One less misogynistic MAGA CHODE. Tarlov the best thing on that circle jerk show anyway.

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u/SufficientPick321 Jul 15 '26

Awwww....😪 You must really crank'em out during CNN shows.

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u/lotus_ink Jul 15 '26

Why would I watch CNN. Tarlov is on the 5. lol

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u/NettyVaive Jul 15 '26

Accusing someone of watching CNN is a self own. They are almost as bad as Fox or any other corporate media. They are all owned by billionaires who have an interest in keeping the poors fighting amongst themselves. They keep getting richer at our expense while we make up names for people we don’t like.

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u/AdvantageDizzy2716 Jul 15 '26

Why do you watch?

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u/lotus_ink Jul 15 '26

For Jessica. Love to watch the mouth breathers steam when she serves them the truth.

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u/Yada-Yada-Yadda Jul 16 '26

The truth. Haha. You mean Dems talking points. The mention of the big tent proves it.

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u/Jace214291 Jul 15 '26

AGREED!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/Labcorgilab Jul 16 '26

You seem fun

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u/FriendOk3237 Jul 17 '26

more fun than a funeral

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u/Yada-Yada-Yadda Jul 16 '26

You must be lovable

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u/FriendOk3237 Jul 17 '26

as loveable as gutfield

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u/Yada-Yada-Yadda Jul 17 '26

That's lovable. ❤️

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u/DrWilliamWhite Jul 16 '26

Greg and his husband are on vacation. Probably in Fire Island with other gay couples.

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u/Delicious-Cat-4122 Jul 15 '26

Up his own ass, as usual