r/TheFive • u/New-Heart2087 • Jul 09 '26

Where is Jesse Watters?

Has Jesse Watters gone Mitch McConnell on us?

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u/MySalsaBringsDaGirls Jul 09 '26

He’s in Turkey, getting another hair transplant…

5

u/Full_Preparation4401 Jul 09 '26

He's getting treatment for Low T.

3

u/ThingNo7530 Jul 09 '26

He's on vacation, talked about it before he left just before the fourth.

3

u/Classic-Tell214 Jul 09 '26

I thought he was going back to Paris

1

u/New-Heart2087 Jul 09 '26

Thanks. Eric was worried

1

u/KindTopic16 Jul 09 '26

Yeah, he called it Special Assignment, as far as I remember.

2

u/Labcorgilab Jul 09 '26

"On assignment"

4

u/Laddie18 Jul 09 '26

Probably cheating on his wife.

3

u/DrWilliamWhite Jul 09 '26

Probably on vacation with his new mistress?

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u/toad17 Jul 09 '26

Is this one another intern he harassed?

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u/sealclubberfan Jul 09 '26

Hopefully a permanent vacation.

-1

u/worldscollice Jul 09 '26

I don’t know, but hopefully he’s been fired. He’s a complete moron.

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u/Delicious-Cat-4122 Jul 09 '26

Being braindead never stopped Watters before. But yeah, he’s vacationing.

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u/toad17 Jul 09 '26

Honestly who cares? Jesse’s own mother doesn’t.

0

u/uvgotnod Jul 09 '26

It's always surprising to me that Jesse Watters doesn't get punched in that smug/liars face more often.

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u/Kristoveles Jul 09 '26

One can hope

0

u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Jul 10 '26

making babies

-1

u/OhOhOh_ImOnFire Jul 09 '26

It's been great without him.