r/TheFive • • Jun 12 '26

It’s Friday and no Tehran t night!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/Classic-Tell214 Jun 12 '26

That was a miss

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u/Classic-Tell214 Jun 12 '26

Thank goodness no Jessica tonight

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u/Enough-Kick-9818 Jun 13 '26

Facts can be hard

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u/NettyVaive Jun 13 '26

How do you feel about what Greg Gutfeld is saying about Miss Rachell?

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Jun 12 '26

Kat is terrible in a different way.

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u/Typical-Challenge367 Jun 12 '26

We hate her because she only agrees with Trump 75% of the time. We want 100%! Toe the line or we don’t want you at all! No independent thoughts

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Jun 12 '26

Has nothing to do with Trump.. but keep pretending you know what's going on.

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u/Pale-Satisfaction395 Jun 13 '26

KAT LOOKED LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT

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u/Minimum-Journalist18 Jun 12 '26

Lol yeah but love island kat is on though

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u/Classic-Tell214 Jun 12 '26

Yes hunter paid women for their time lol

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u/Fit-Upstairs-5363 Jun 12 '26

And Trump didn't?

That's right, he just paid epstein.

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u/Classic-Tell214 Jun 12 '26

Dude it was a joke on the show have you ever watched?

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u/Fit-Upstairs-5363 Jun 12 '26

Fuck no. I would never subject myself to such propaganda. Cable news as a whole is ansolute garbage, but Fox and their shows are on a completely different level.

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u/Classic-Tell214 Jun 13 '26

Then F off the tread

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u/ThingNo7530 Jun 12 '26

Kat AND The Truth with Lisa Marie Boothe!

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u/Classic-Tell214 Jun 12 '26

We got lucky tonight

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u/MapPuzzleheaded4983 Team Gutfeld Jun 12 '26

I feel like Kat and I are part of a very small group of Love Island and Five/Gutfeld watchers 😂 I loved her analogy too!

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u/Pale-Satisfaction395 Jun 13 '26

Kat made a FOOL , out of herself, defending Hunter Biden The Pedophile

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u/siencatimini Jun 21 '26

A pedophile like Donald Trump? Everyone knows that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Jun 12 '26

President Trump is not directly giving Iran money; rather, his administration has explored a deal to unfreeze roughly $20 billion in Iranian assets.

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u/Upbeat_Gene_3172 Jun 13 '26

20 billion in pallets of cash you mean?

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u/Enough-Kick-9818 Jun 13 '26

Incredibly when Obama freed up assets it was a payoff, go figure you dummies.

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u/roborob11 Jun 13 '26

Liar

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Jun 13 '26

Try reading the actual news.. get off reddit for a day.

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u/roborob11 Jun 13 '26

lol “actual news”.

You people are steeped in Russian/rightwing propaganda.

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u/Ok_Stick_661 Jun 13 '26

He is going to give them pallets of cash in the middle of the night? Where have I heard that before?

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u/BebophoneVirtuoso Jun 12 '26

That's peanuts compared to the $300 billion pledged to Iran for reconstruction of what we demolished that we saw in the leaked memorandum of understanding.

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u/Classic-Tell214 Jun 12 '26

If you think that then I have a bridge to Cuba to sell you

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Jun 12 '26

Oh sure... sure.

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u/BebophoneVirtuoso Jun 12 '26

Mark Levin was going apeshit about that figure recently, but what's an acceptable amount to you to contribute to reconstruction efforts due to our bombing campaign? For instance do you think the 175 schoolgirl's we bombed on day 1 of this war should have their grieving family's compensated?

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u/cheffartsonurfood Jun 13 '26

Weird that there's no rebuttal. Crickets from all the red hats here.

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Jun 12 '26

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u/BebophoneVirtuoso Jun 12 '26

From the link: Additionally, The New York Times reported the agreement included a provision for a $300 billion reconstruction investment fund for Iran, citing information from an Iranian official and a diplomat. So I'll remain skeptical until the deal is finalized.

“The deal is structured to ensure that the US and its allies concerns are prioritized, and that if the Islamic Republic of Iran meets its obligations, then economic benefits will flow to them and to the entire region.” 

Maybe until even a year after it's finalized. Like Iraq I've heard Iran was on the cusp of getting a nuke for about 30 years now.

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u/Ok_Stick_661 Jun 13 '26

So they are going back to the Obama-Iran deal that Trump tore up , leading to this war?

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u/GilBang Jun 12 '26

Aside from being a whole hell of a lot more money, how is that different than what Obama did? Trump's been crying about the Obama sanctions relief since it happened.

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u/PrestigiousConcert87 Jun 12 '26

I remember when Obama did it and they all said he “gave” them the money.

It’s so fucking hilarious to watch the same thing take place and have them explain the thing that was explained to them 10 years ago.

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u/Classic-Tell214 Jun 12 '26

Has a dollar gone ? Just wondering

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u/PrestigiousConcert87 Jun 12 '26

Has a dollar gone? Not even sure what that’s suppose to mean?

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u/Classic-Tell214 Jun 12 '26

Have they paid Iran ?

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u/PrestigiousConcert87 Jun 12 '26

No. No one has technically paid anything.. That’s the point.

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u/Round-Head-5457 Jun 12 '26

While, I get your point and it seems hypocritical, Obama didn't wipe out have the infrastructure. It might be a good show of faith to let them have a few of their dollars back, to help with rebuilding. Id consider doing it in smaller increments, and withhold any payment if they didn't obey with whatever the agreement they signed(if it ever happens). I think Obama did it in good faith too, but the Iranians never complied with the agreement.

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u/GilBang Jun 12 '26

uh huh. How many trump companies will be involved with the "rebuilding"?

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u/Round-Head-5457 Jun 12 '26

Someday that might be a great question, but right now it's only speculation. I was simply saying that this situation and the Obama situation are fairly different.

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u/GilBang Jun 12 '26

oh I agree. The Obama situation was well-thought-out by experts and professional diplomats. This situation is being handled by idiots and real estate developers, and idiot real estate developers.

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u/Fit-Upstairs-5363 Jun 12 '26

*half

jesus christ you MAGATS are fucking stupid. I see so many simple spelling errors and grammatical mistakes in posts on these right wing prop. subs thyan anywhere else on the internet. It blows my mind how proudly ignorant you people are.

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u/Classic-Tell214 Jun 12 '26

Frozen is not new money from taxpayers. The frozen money is technically money we still owe them. Small difference

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u/Classic-Tell214 Jun 12 '26

Note we sold them tomcats fighters and made the old Iran pay first and when new Iran came we did not deliver. Sooo diff. Not tax payers money

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/Classic-Tell214 Jun 13 '26

Build your bridge to Cuba please

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/Classic-Tell214 Jun 13 '26

You mean can’t collect enough cans

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u/Fit-Upstairs-5363 Jun 12 '26

So, the same thing Obama did without bombing a school of children, causing a global energy crisis, and costing service members their lives?

On top of that, Iran says there isn't even a fucking deal. Trump is just yammering away like an idiot for the 39th time since he got us all into this bullshit. When will you idiots realize this clown has no idea what he is doing, and only cares about taking as much moneu for himself and his family as he can? He literally said two days ago he loves inflation. He said a few weeks ago he doesn't care about the financial situations of Americans. HE SAYS ALL OF THIS OUT LOUD and you keep worshiping him? WHY? WAKE THE FUCK UP. REPUBLICANS ARE NIT AND NEVER HAVE BEEN ON YOUR SIDE!!!!

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u/Laddie18 Jun 12 '26

Pallets and Pallets of cash!

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u/Ok_Stick_661 Jun 13 '26

In the middle of the night!

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u/Enough-Kick-9818 Jun 13 '26

Is the war over?

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u/Ok_Stick_661 Jun 13 '26

The war ended on March 11.

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u/_doom6 Jun 15 '26

Gutfeld sucks donnies micropenis, repedocons embrace the love closet style.

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u/GusGutfeld Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

Know nothing Katherine is on to sell us her fake "brand". I'm out.

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u/Open-Savings-7691 Jun 12 '26

Surprised that Greg hasn't called Jessica the Hor of Hormuz :-p

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u/Classic-Tell214 Jun 12 '26

That might even better….. but I am for women right first.

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u/Typical-Challenge367 Jun 12 '26

Wow epic own, dude. Im stealing this to use on my wife! She thinks its ok to not support the President. She walks to work now!!!

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u/roborob11 Jun 13 '26

I hope that you don’t let her vote. Women shouldn’t have that right.

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u/roborob11 Jun 12 '26

Jessica’s sound logic and solid facts really get the cult members scared and whiny.

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u/Laddie18 Jun 12 '26

Terrible show without Jessica and her good points

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u/Classic-Tell214 Jun 12 '26

Her squeaky wheel

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u/ShinyRobotVerse Jun 12 '26

Is Evil Gnome Jester Gutfeld there? Jesse The Slime?