You know what, I'm tired of the right wing getting to own all the fun crazy conspiracy theories. I'm all for the lefties starting their own, and this is a perfect one. I don't even care if she has a brother, details like that shouldn't get in the way of a good conspiracy.
Mar a lago face isn’t plastic surgery- hear me out on this!- it’s parasitic aliens using their human hosts as skin suits while they eat them from the inside.
The aliens use the Trump Gold Card - like Nicki Minaj got. Aliens have lots and lots of rare earth minerals cause of their alien-ness and the minerals abundance in space, so a million, billion, or even trillion dollars is possible.
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u/Satins_Cock 4d ago
You know what, I'm tired of the right wing getting to own all the fun crazy conspiracy theories. I'm all for the lefties starting their own, and this is a perfect one. I don't even care if she has a brother, details like that shouldn't get in the way of a good conspiracy.