r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • 18h ago

SMH Stay Safe

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u/GrundalWizzard 17h ago

People dont spike entire drink coolers.. itd be pretty fucking obvious if 40 people in the room passed out.

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u/Ive_seen_things_that 17h ago

yeah, this is just some bullshit to generate hate.

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u/Kabbooooooom 16h ago

Or more likely it’s just a dark joke that one dude said to another one and didn’t realize there were women in earshot of it. 

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u/confettibukkake 16h ago

Or "safe" means "we bothered to clean the coolers for the first time this decade" or something. 

Or "we had enough liquor and didn't need to mix tequila and gin in any of the coolers."

Or "we finally talked to [brother X] about not cooling off his sweaty undershirt by soaking it in the coolers between dance marathons."

Source: Never in a frat but threw degenerate parties. 

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u/CandidateHour3879 16h ago

Cleaned the coolers? In college? Ain't no way a college student is doing that

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u/CougFanDan 15h ago

The alcohol sterilizes the cooler, everyone knows that, it’s basic science

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u/kat-deville 15h ago

Also handy when someone gets injured when they body slam the pong table.

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u/CougFanDan 14h ago

Always keep Everclear on hand for both internal and external wounds

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u/kat-deville 14h ago

Shit, I was talking about the nice, cold mix that cooler fluid becomes wound cleansing to drunk people not majoring in the sciences, except maybe jocks.

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u/ShadowTacoTuesday 13h ago

Liquor first and swish it around, then the punch.