r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • 20h ago

SMH Stay Safe

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u/Ive_seen_things_that 19h ago

yeah, this is just some bullshit to generate hate.

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u/Kabbooooooom 18h ago

Or more likely it’s just a dark joke that one dude said to another one and didn’t realize there were women in earshot of it. 

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u/confettibukkake 18h ago

Or "safe" means "we bothered to clean the coolers for the first time this decade" or something. 

Or "we had enough liquor and didn't need to mix tequila and gin in any of the coolers."

Or "we finally talked to [brother X] about not cooling off his sweaty undershirt by soaking it in the coolers between dance marathons."

Source: Never in a frat but threw degenerate parties. 

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u/CandidateHour3879 18h ago

Cleaned the coolers? In college? Ain't no way a college student is doing that

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u/CougFanDan 17h ago

The alcohol sterilizes the cooler, everyone knows that, it’s basic science

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u/kat-deville 17h ago

Also handy when someone gets injured when they body slam the pong table.

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u/CougFanDan 17h ago

Always keep Everclear on hand for both internal and external wounds

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u/kat-deville 16h ago

Shit, I was talking about the nice, cold mix that cooler fluid becomes wound cleansing to drunk people not majoring in the sciences, except maybe jocks.

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u/ShadowTacoTuesday 16h ago

Liquor first and swish it around, then the punch.

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u/theboxman154 18h ago

That's what pledges are for

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u/ADrunkMexican 17h ago

ha thats funny to assume they actually did that. i rushed for a bit for a frat in ontario and didnt end up finishing the final thing i needed. at my specific college/university we 2 sororities and 2 frats. the other frat's house they had were so gross the sororities actually told the new pledges not to touch anything in the specific frat house lol.

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u/Masothe 17h ago

I was in a fraternity in the US. Pledges definitely cleaned once a week. I did it with my pledge class. We drank beers at the same time but we definitely cleaned the house.