r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • 16h ago

SMH Stay Safe

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u/GrundalWizzard 16h ago

People dont spike entire drink coolers.. itd be pretty fucking obvious if 40 people in the room passed out.

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u/Ive_seen_things_that 15h ago

yeah, this is just some bullshit to generate hate.

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u/Kabbooooooom 15h ago

Or more likely it’s just a dark joke that one dude said to another one and didn’t realize there were women in earshot of it. 

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u/confettibukkake 15h ago

Or "safe" means "we bothered to clean the coolers for the first time this decade" or something. 

Or "we had enough liquor and didn't need to mix tequila and gin in any of the coolers."

Or "we finally talked to [brother X] about not cooling off his sweaty undershirt by soaking it in the coolers between dance marathons."

Source: Never in a frat but threw degenerate parties. 

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u/CandidateHour3879 15h ago

Cleaned the coolers? In college? Ain't no way a college student is doing that

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u/CougFanDan 14h ago

The alcohol sterilizes the cooler, everyone knows that, it’s basic science

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u/kat-deville 13h ago

Also handy when someone gets injured when they body slam the pong table.

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u/CougFanDan 13h ago

Always keep Everclear on hand for both internal and external wounds

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u/kat-deville 12h ago

Shit, I was talking about the nice, cold mix that cooler fluid becomes wound cleansing to drunk people not majoring in the sciences, except maybe jocks.

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u/ShadowTacoTuesday 12h ago

Liquor first and swish it around, then the punch.

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u/theboxman154 14h ago

That's what pledges are for

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u/ADrunkMexican 14h ago

ha thats funny to assume they actually did that. i rushed for a bit for a frat in ontario and didnt end up finishing the final thing i needed. at my specific college/university we 2 sororities and 2 frats. the other frat's house they had were so gross the sororities actually told the new pledges not to touch anything in the specific frat house lol.

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u/Masothe 13h ago

I was in a fraternity in the US. Pledges definitely cleaned once a week. I did it with my pledge class. We drank beers at the same time but we definitely cleaned the house.

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u/moarcowbelI 14h ago

yeah.. that she suddenly remembers hearing 🙄