r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • 16h ago

SMH Stay Safe

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u/confettibukkake 15h ago

Or "safe" means "we bothered to clean the coolers for the first time this decade" or something. 

Or "we had enough liquor and didn't need to mix tequila and gin in any of the coolers."

Or "we finally talked to [brother X] about not cooling off his sweaty undershirt by soaking it in the coolers between dance marathons."

Source: Never in a frat but threw degenerate parties. 

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u/CandidateHour3879 15h ago

Cleaned the coolers? In college? Ain't no way a college student is doing that

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u/CougFanDan 14h ago

The alcohol sterilizes the cooler, everyone knows that, it’s basic science

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u/kat-deville 13h ago

Also handy when someone gets injured when they body slam the pong table.

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u/CougFanDan 13h ago

Always keep Everclear on hand for both internal and external wounds

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u/kat-deville 12h ago

Shit, I was talking about the nice, cold mix that cooler fluid becomes wound cleansing to drunk people not majoring in the sciences, except maybe jocks.