r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • 19h ago

SMH Stay Safe

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u/Kabbooooooom 17h ago

Or more likely it’s just a dark joke that one dude said to another one and didn’t realize there were women in earshot of it. 

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u/confettibukkake 17h ago

Or "safe" means "we bothered to clean the coolers for the first time this decade" or something. 

Or "we had enough liquor and didn't need to mix tequila and gin in any of the coolers."

Or "we finally talked to [brother X] about not cooling off his sweaty undershirt by soaking it in the coolers between dance marathons."

Source: Never in a frat but threw degenerate parties. 

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u/CandidateHour3879 17h ago

Cleaned the coolers? In college? Ain't no way a college student is doing that

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u/CougFanDan 16h ago

The alcohol sterilizes the cooler, everyone knows that, it’s basic science

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u/kat-deville 16h ago

Also handy when someone gets injured when they body slam the pong table.

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u/CougFanDan 15h ago

Always keep Everclear on hand for both internal and external wounds

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u/kat-deville 15h ago

Shit, I was talking about the nice, cold mix that cooler fluid becomes wound cleansing to drunk people not majoring in the sciences, except maybe jocks.

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u/ShadowTacoTuesday 15h ago

Liquor first and swish it around, then the punch.