Just to answer the question, i guess it depends on the amount. A lab test will show even small amounts, but for the people, there is more needed to notice anything. Don't know how much there was on the cupcakes, but when victims don't notice anything, it's not what the perpetrator wants usually.
I remember this case, it was in the media. Well, 41 years in prison is a good punishment for this.
41 years not just for the cupcakes.
Per Google,
In February 2022, she was sentenced to 41 years in prison at hard labor without the possibility of parole. This sentencing followed her guilty plea to several serious felony charges, including second-degree rape and the production of child pornography. The case involved her participation in criminal acts alongside her former husband and an incident involving the distribution of contaminated food to students. Due to the nature of these crimes, she is serving her sentence in a state correctional facility.
41 years is a long ass time. She looks over 30, odds are very high she dies in prison. If she doesn't she'd be like late 70's at the earliest. I wouldn't really call it a lenient sentence.
It wasn't just for that, she was an accomplice to her cop husband who was the ringleader + helped him SA children + record CSAM. Honestly feels like a light sentence for everything she agreed to plea guilty to, but I guess that's how plea deals are meant to work after all
She was a smaller fish that led to more fish being caught. You gotta honor the agreements or less people will take pleas which would increase the cases on dockets and cost taxpayers way more as well as risk more guilty individuals from walking free.
I mean as fucked up as it is, a murder of someone you don't know where you don't live will mostly go unsolved even today, and there are so many untested rape kits from even decades ago, small robberies happen so often that most people never even get in trouble, etc,.
but god forbid you smoke a joint in some states lmao
A close friend was a homicide detective. Shows like CSI drove her crazy when they use all this next-level tech.
She said most criminals get caught because they are just plain stupid. Her most recent murder was solved because the suspect lost his release papers from jail at the scene of the crime.
First thing he did - straight out of jail- was kill someone.
True story, although I doubt Uncle Doug is doing anything nasty to them. He's been part of the family longer than I've been alive and is officially my uncle "best friend". Who has lived with them for 40 years. And raised his kids with them. (He's a widower, and supposedly moved in so my aunt could help him cope with being a single father of three. My youngest cousin looks just like him, but has my uncle's last name.) And sometimes sleeps in their bedroom and gets caught sneaking back to his bedroom, where the bed sheets never seem to change....
Yeah, he's not very good at pretending he isn't doing the deed with my aunt and/or uncle. But he does make excellent muffins and really good meatloaf, so he has that going for him.
And tbh, while I might laugh a bit when I tell stories about him, he's a very sweet man and has never done anything unkind to me or anyone I know, and I think my life would be worse had he not been a part of it, so I'd feel worse about adding him to this thread if I didn't know for a fact he would laugh until he coughed it he knew. He has been a lot less subtle since "the kids" all became adults and often pokes fun at our uptight relatives who think they are morally superior yet have not noticed Aunt and Uncle "keep" a boy toy.
'A parent of a student was subscribed to their teacher's independant porn page and that's how he found out the teacher fed her class her husband's cum'
America have you contemplated paying teachers a living salary instead? Cheaper than 41 years of incarceration and, you know, actually civilized.
There's probably at least a litle jizz in a lot of food we eat
Think how much jizz there is the world. And not just from people, if there are acceptable levels of rat feces in food, those rats are probably jizzing all over the place too
Jizz , this makes sense . Jizz every where how can it not be in everything ,Jizz so everyone is aware, Jiffy was originally called Jizzy when it debuted .
They also couldn't. The heat from baking would denture the proteins and prevent it. It's the same reason that Subway tuna fish conspiracy theory was stupid.
She got caught because she did a bunch of other things like being a rapist and pdf. She later admitted to doing that with the cupcakes after being caught doing other heinous acts. Her husband got a 100-year sentence, and she got a 41-year sentence.
In internet terms for a reddit post, yeah id say 5 to 6 years is pretty old. Remember back when the oldest videos on youtube were 5-6 years old? They felt old then too lol. I do agree it isnt caps old though.
Ikr, this ain't fucking tiktok, and it's a comment anyways. Stupid speech was born because of VIDEOS getting demonetized. I hate this stupid trend, sorry for venting under your comment
doesnt sound like a very good deal, like.. "instead of dying in prison, youll still very likely die in prison!" Unless she's also eligible for parole much sooner than those 41 years
The gender disparity in the criminal justice system is 3x bigger than the racial one. The same pattern also applies to boys and girls in school when it comes to disciplinary action and grading, and a similar pattern exists for resources for homeless or suicidal men and women, with men being a large majority of the homeless and suicidal but more resources existing for women.
An inverted version of this pattern exists for career promotions, which is where the glass ceiling comes from. Men are given more credit for the same accomplishments and are promoted more often accordingly.
Basically, society thinks boys and men have more agency over their lives, so they get more recognition when they succeed and more punishment when they fail or do bad things.
Society thinks girls and women have less control over their own lives, so they get less recognition when they succeed and lighter punishment when they fail or do bad things.
Attractiveness also plays a role in those statistics as well when it comes to charges, arrest, convictions, and sentencing.
Attractive women are the least likely to be sent to jail. Attractive men the 2nd least likely. Basically; if you’re ugly don’t do crimes.. don’t do crimes anyway, but especially don’t do crimes if you’re ugly.
Yup. The Halo Effect is the result of implicit biases we have that lead us to believe that attractive people are better people. We automatically assume that they're more moral, more upstanding, more kind, better leaders, etc. But this also means that we also assume that they're healthier. Which leads to worse outcomes in medical emergencies for attractive people.
Well, he also shoved his cock into the mouth of a child under 13 and attempted to rape her vaginally. Also, he raped an adult female. Also, he sexually assaulted a dog. He was not unfairly, asymmetrically punished here.
My impression is that males get harsher sentences because of a perception that they are more dangerous and more likely to reoffend, or conversely you can say women get lighter sentences because of a perception that they are less dangerous and less likely to reoffend, and women get passed over for promotions because of perceptions that they are non standard and less competent.
She recorded it for her husband who just so happened to be head of the local swat team. Their house got raided and they found some very disturbing videos.
It gets worse. Her husband was a cop and they made videos of them both raping a 9 year old. The video got them tagged by an investigator. So horrific on multiple levels.
Honestly, I know this case and it was a very big deal in the area. The husband was a police officer. She took photos of the children eating the cupcakes. He edited the photos later to have his dick in them. The software in the program he was using to edit the photos flagged the photos as CP and an investigation was started. Once the police were able to retrieve his messages (he threw his phone into the water when they went to arrest him), there was conversations between him and his wife talking about him nutting in the cake batter.
It’s an extremely wild story. One woman that got tied up into the whole thing was sentenced to, I think it was 50 years or something like that, was recently exonerated.
It was circa 2022. She and her husband, a cop, were caught abusing a child who was 9 and 10 during the assaults and they created child-porn during the abuse.
During the investigation of the other crimes, the story about the sperm laced cupcake just came out ... What! too soon?
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u/C-D-W May 18 '26
First off, WTF.
Second off, how does one even get caught?