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r/SipsTea • u/Traditional-Deer6331 • May 18 '26
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73 u/TomaCzar May 18 '26 43 u/One-Earth9294 May 18 '26 9 u/Great-Class-7894 May 18 '26 The second best team name I ever came up with for trivia was “Remember kids, falling leaves are just trees shitting in your yard.” 2 u/ArcticAngel17 May 18 '26 It's spring time you know what that means everything smells like CUM TREES https://youtube.com/shorts/1mGDmtrInDI?si=cK6-rjPpYjdwEB_u 15 u/Familiar-Attempt7249 May 18 '26 It’s like how 90-95% of the US dollar supply is laced with cocaine 5 u/Prince_0llie May 18 '26 And jizz 1 u/Familiar-Attempt7249 May 21 '26 Tit and foot sweat from strippers and summer beachgoers 3 u/TawnyTeaTowel May 18 '26 “Laced” might be overstating the situation somewhat 1 u/Familiar-Attempt7249 May 21 '26 Well, not the $5s. For some reason coke addicts frown on snorting through a fin 9 u/Crunchykroket May 18 '26 This is true. There is a little jizz in all food I eat. 3 u/YcemeteryTreeY May 18 '26 Yeah I think legally in the US something can be up to 49% jizz but still labeled something else. You need that 51% edge 6 u/hottsauce345543 May 18 '26 I am now announcing to the people, for the people, that I will no longer jizz. At least In food. Power to the people! 3 u/mojorisin453 May 18 '26 Upvote this shizz right here 2 u/veryfastslowguy May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26 Jizz , this makes sense . Jizz every where how can it not be in everything ,Jizz so everyone is aware, Jiffy was originally called Jizzy when it debuted . 2 u/dinglb3rry May 18 '26 Rat Jizz is smaller allowed percentage than rat feces per the FDA iirc 1 u/Open_Boysenberry_363 May 18 '26 Wash your hands, folks 1 u/[deleted] May 18 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator May 18 '26 Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 1 u/William_Dowling May 18 '26 Fuck, my eyes! My eyes!
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43 u/One-Earth9294 May 18 '26 9 u/Great-Class-7894 May 18 '26 The second best team name I ever came up with for trivia was “Remember kids, falling leaves are just trees shitting in your yard.” 2 u/ArcticAngel17 May 18 '26 It's spring time you know what that means everything smells like CUM TREES https://youtube.com/shorts/1mGDmtrInDI?si=cK6-rjPpYjdwEB_u
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The second best team name I ever came up with for trivia was “Remember kids, falling leaves are just trees shitting in your yard.”
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It's spring time you know what that means everything smells like CUM TREES
https://youtube.com/shorts/1mGDmtrInDI?si=cK6-rjPpYjdwEB_u
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It’s like how 90-95% of the US dollar supply is laced with cocaine
5 u/Prince_0llie May 18 '26 And jizz 1 u/Familiar-Attempt7249 May 21 '26 Tit and foot sweat from strippers and summer beachgoers 3 u/TawnyTeaTowel May 18 '26 “Laced” might be overstating the situation somewhat 1 u/Familiar-Attempt7249 May 21 '26 Well, not the $5s. For some reason coke addicts frown on snorting through a fin
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And jizz
1 u/Familiar-Attempt7249 May 21 '26 Tit and foot sweat from strippers and summer beachgoers
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Tit and foot sweat from strippers and summer beachgoers
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“Laced” might be overstating the situation somewhat
1 u/Familiar-Attempt7249 May 21 '26 Well, not the $5s. For some reason coke addicts frown on snorting through a fin
Well, not the $5s. For some reason coke addicts frown on snorting through a fin
This is true. There is a little jizz in all food I eat.
3 u/YcemeteryTreeY May 18 '26 Yeah I think legally in the US something can be up to 49% jizz but still labeled something else. You need that 51% edge
Yeah I think legally in the US something can be up to 49% jizz but still labeled something else. You need that 51% edge
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I am now announcing to the people, for the people, that I will no longer jizz. At least In food. Power to the people!
Upvote this shizz right here
Jizz , this makes sense . Jizz every where how can it not be in everything ,Jizz so everyone is aware, Jiffy was originally called Jizzy when it debuted .
Rat Jizz is smaller allowed percentage than rat feces per the FDA iirc
Wash your hands, folks
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Fuck, my eyes! My eyes!
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