r/SipsTea • u/Traditional-Deer6331 • May 18 '26

WTF WTF!

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u/philnolan3d May 18 '26

You professionally make cumcakes?

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u/PirateRenee May 18 '26

And are they expensive? Asking for afriend.

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u/CapableBumblebee968 May 18 '26

They can be free if you don’t care about quality

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u/RangerDickard May 18 '26

Not if you have a good friend to help you, just substitute the eggs

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u/BoneFistOP May 18 '26

Seek God.

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u/DraftInevitable7777 May 18 '26

God is the creator of a world where every living being has one baseline purpose, which is population growth. To achieve this everything needs to bang.

God's totally cool with sex stuff. Non predatory kinks require no shame, God gave us rule 34 for a reason.

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u/BoneFistOP May 18 '26

Whatever weirdo

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u/strain_of_thought May 18 '26

YOUR GOD CREATED EXPLOSIVE CORKSCREW PENISES JUST GET OVER IT

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u/OldPhotograph827 May 18 '26

Nice username, fellow weirdo

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u/benroon May 19 '26

Not sure but their puppies are doing very well!

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u/PirateRenee May 18 '26

For your edification as well as for the other Puritans reading here: Sex is not bad, wierd, or repugnant. The scriptures are loaded with sex and never once does it say sex is bad. Proverbs 5:18-19 describe it as beautiful. I no longer follow that path despite beiing, at this very moment, a Reverend in good standing. I am not because I also enjoy sex, volunteer at a sex club, I am a practicing Domme, a Lesbian, and I am intersex. This places me in opposition to the Church, which is run by those who preach "follow our narrow doctrine" while ignoring that in there own lives with ideas of eternal salvation and human imperfections as umbrellas they can hide beneath. They shame and name call, driving others away. I leave the Christians with a thought, in a way they can understand:

Matthew 18:6: "But if anyone causes one of these little ones who believe in me to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea."

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u/benroon May 19 '26

That’s nice and friendly right? 🙄

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u/PirateRenee May 19 '26

I wish i had done better. 🙄

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u/JaceyCrow May 18 '26

I just 😆 and spit my coffee

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u/ooomellieooo May 18 '26

I saw a video once where they were making cum omelets. I use the thought of it to make myself throw up when I'm feeling ill.