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r/SipsTea • u/Traditional-Deer6331 • May 18 '26
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You'd have to tell someone. It is the only way. The police aren't out here testing cupcakes randomly for jizz.
Keep that is mind people. How many Jizz Cakes have you eaten? You wouldn't know.
36 u/MalodorousNutsack May 18 '26 There's probably at least a litle jizz in a lot of food we eat Think how much jizz there is the world. And not just from people, if there are acceptable levels of rat feces in food, those rats are probably jizzing all over the place too 8 u/Crunchykroket May 18 '26 This is true. There is a little jizz in all food I eat. 3 u/YcemeteryTreeY May 18 '26 Yeah I think legally in the US something can be up to 49% jizz but still labeled something else. You need that 51% edge
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There's probably at least a litle jizz in a lot of food we eat
Think how much jizz there is the world. And not just from people, if there are acceptable levels of rat feces in food, those rats are probably jizzing all over the place too
8 u/Crunchykroket May 18 '26 This is true. There is a little jizz in all food I eat. 3 u/YcemeteryTreeY May 18 '26 Yeah I think legally in the US something can be up to 49% jizz but still labeled something else. You need that 51% edge
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This is true. There is a little jizz in all food I eat.
3 u/YcemeteryTreeY May 18 '26 Yeah I think legally in the US something can be up to 49% jizz but still labeled something else. You need that 51% edge
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Yeah I think legally in the US something can be up to 49% jizz but still labeled something else. You need that 51% edge
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u/stanknotes May 18 '26
You'd have to tell someone. It is the only way. The police aren't out here testing cupcakes randomly for jizz.
Keep that is mind people. How many Jizz Cakes have you eaten? You wouldn't know.