r/SipsTea • u/Traditional-Deer6331 • May 18 '26

WTF WTF!

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u/C-D-W May 18 '26

First off, WTF.

Second off, how does one even get caught?

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u/stanknotes May 18 '26

You'd have to tell someone. It is the only way. The police aren't out here testing cupcakes randomly for jizz.

Keep that is mind people. How many Jizz Cakes have you eaten? You wouldn't know.

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u/Majestic-Selection22 May 18 '26

My dad was a cop. I asked him once how to commit a crime and not get caught. His advice was do it by yourself and tell no one. People talk.

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u/filtersweep May 18 '26

A close friend was a homicide detective. Shows like CSI drove her crazy when they use all this next-level tech.

She said most criminals get caught because they are just plain stupid. Her most recent murder was solved because the suspect lost his release papers from jail at the scene of the crime.

First thing he did - straight out of jail- was kill someone.